Chapter 2 Door-to-door help
Finally made it to morning
Li San was going back to his rental house to sleep
I changed into my cropped pants and small vest
Then climb into your own beanie shoes
This image is polite to say that he is a sand sculpture
I arrived at the breakfast stall that I frequented
"Boss! A drawer of steamed buns, two fritters, and a bowl of egg drop soup"
"Okay, right away!"
After eating and drinking, Li San shouted, "Check out!"
The boss ran over and said, "30!"
Li Sanyi listened: "What's the matter?"
"Isn't it usually 15? What's the matter, why don't you pay a friend to me?"
The boss slapped Li San's collar: "You kid escaped yesterday and thought Lao Tzu didn't see it!"
Li San just remembered that he was going to be late yesterday, so he forgot to check out and ran away
Hurriedly gave the money and said: "Big brother, you dissipate your anger, you forgot it yesterday, I forgot it in a hurry, this will give you a checkout, it hurts your kidneys, be careful of impotence"
As soon as the boss heard this, he was about to knock Li San with a spoon, but Li San hurriedly ran out
After going out, I heard the boss scolding: "In the future, you will not enter my store!"
Whistling back to the rental house, Li San lay down and fell asleep without taking off his clothes
I slept until two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and I woke up to go to the bathroom
Look at the sleep almost
Just remembered a cigarette
I found that I didn't take out my half-pack of large front door overalls
I don't smoke for half a day, and a bird fades out of my mouth
So I went downstairs to the small store and spent ten yuan to buy a pack of big front doors
Wandering around came to the commercial street
This is usually Li San's favorite place to come
Because here in the summer there are long legs everywhere
The thief who wears sunglasses and looks at it is comfortable
At this time, a beautiful woman wearing a miniskirt walked in front of him
I dropped something while digging into my bag
Li San reminded: "Beauty!
The girl bent down to pick it up
But the skirt was too short
At the same time as bending over, the underwear leaked to Li San
Li San whistled when he saw it
And said: "Little Bear"
When the woman heard this, her face turned red all of a sudden
In the past, he gave Li San a big mouth
After scolding the stinky rascal, he left
Li San, this mourning!
What's wrong with this, this is
Why are you beaten everywhere?
I'm going to have to give myself a hexagram
So he pinched his fingers and counted them
It turned out to be a rotten peach blossom
Thankfully, it's not serious
I quickly went to wash my hands and pricked my finger and bleed
After completing some operations
Li San felt much better
It's not psychological
It's related to yin and yang feng shui
The things left by our ancestors can be passed down to the present, and they must have their uniqueness
I went to the nearby mall and flirted with the girls who sold the goods
It's almost the end of the world
I walked to the Red Romantic Bath where I worked
As soon as I entered the door, I saw yesterday's big bald head at the door
And squatted in the position where he squatted yesterday
Subconsciously, Li San deliberately walked around the point
Who let yesterday's mouth owe to themselves remember
The big bald head saw Li San at a glance
Got up and ran at him
Li San thought he was going to beat himself again
He closed his eyes at the moment when the big bald head rushed in front of him
Anyway, I didn't dare to fight back
Beat it up and admit it
How do you know that the picture you imagined did not appear
Rather, I felt the big bald head holding my hand
Li San opened his eyes and looked at the big bald head, with a flattering face, and couldn't help but feel disgusted
If there is a spittoon on the side, it is estimated that it will be full of vomit
I haven't asked what's going on
The bald head said first: "Little fairy, what you said is really accurate! Yesterday I went to the construction site after answering the phone, and I was almost hit by the falling steel bar in the brain, fortunately I hid in time, but I just broke my foot, the little fairy must be a capable person, I just have something to ask the little fairy to help, I don't know if the little fairy is convenient or not."
When Li Sanyi heard it, he thought it was because he said yesterday that he had a catastrophe, so he didn't have time to beat me and come back to make up for it
So pretending to be 13 had to pick up the energy and said: "It's a small thing, but help with it, not now, I have to go to work!"
I took out the big front door I just bought to smoke
The bald head looked at Li San's cigarette
Hurriedly took out his Ninety-Five Supreme and handed it to Li San
Li Sanyi looked at it
Good guy, you have a lot of money
That's enough money for a cigarette for a week
So I took it
The bald head lit the fire diligently and said: "Little fairy, you take the time to help me take a look, it's easy to talk about work, I'll talk to your boss, I'll pay you if the salary is big, how much do you want, you speak"
Li Sanyi thought to himself when he heard this
Yes, my salary is not enough to last until the end of the month
Take the opportunity to knock him off
So he responded: "Okay, you ask our boss, if you can, I'll go with you." “
"But let's say it first, I don't promise to solve the problem, just see, you have to pay me my salary first,"
"I'm a day..."
Thinking of this, pondering and pondering, it is less than 100 yuan a day
Tell more!
"I'll give 200 a day, give money first"
It's left on a roadside stall
It's a person who doesn't carry a letter
But who made this bald scoop really hit yesterday
I am convinced of this
Directly took out 500 and handed it to Li San
And walk together into the red romance