Chapter 177: When I was a child, the little stone monkey
Li Tiejun suddenly spoke, waking up the two women in the kitchen who were originally intoxicated with their own world.
Liu Yannuo was stunned for a moment, then smiled slightly, did not speak, but took another puff of cigarette.
Of course, her heart is not as calm as it seems, but suddenly there is a feeling of relaxation, she doesn't have to continue to pretend to be a lady in front of suitors, is there a lady who smokes?
Li Jianan's reaction was much more direct, and she said angrily: "Brother Tie Jun, what are you doing, you want to scare me to death!"
Li Tiejun said angrily: "What are you talking about, what do you say I'm doing, I'm sending you something on a hot day, what's the matter, and the wrong delivery?"
Besides, I have to knock on the door when I go into the kitchen? You haven't done anything wrong, what are you afraid of? Look at Mr. Liu, how calm are you?"
Li Jianan retorted: "You walk without a sound, and when you come in, you speak so loudly, it's deliberately scary! See if I don't tell my uncle to go, let him avenge me." β
Li Tiejun gave a white eyeball to his cousin: "You have been so capable since you were a child, come out and tell my dad what else can you do?"
Li Jianan suddenly stopped being angry, smiled slightly, and said, "What else can I do?" Hehe, you want to know?"
After rubbing his hands, Li Tiejun subconsciously took a step back and said, "Good men don't fight with women, I don't want to pay attention to you!" and then turned around and walked out.
Liu Yannuo asked puzzledly: "Xiao Li, what's the matter? Why does Li Tiejun seem to be afraid that you will beat him?"
Li Jianan said with a smile: "He's afraid that I will scratch his face, how can he go to work in that case, right?"
Liu Yannuo intuitively felt that Li Jiannan didn't tell the truth, but he didn't plan to ask, but sighed and said, "It's the first time in my life that a man has seen me smoke?"
Immediately corrected: "Oh, not the first time, it's the second time." β
Li Jianan couldn't help but ask, "That... What was the first time?"
Liu Yannuo smiled helplessly and replied, "My dad!"
Li Jianan nodded, and asked again, "What did the uncle say?"
Liu Yannuo replied: "I can't remember what you said, but it's true that I didn't dare to sit for several days after that beating." β
Li Jiannan said in surprise: "No, why did your father beat you? You are a girl." β
Liu Yannuo was even more surprised and asked, "Why do you ask that? Didn't your father beat you?"
Li Jiannan replied as a matter of course: "Yes, he hasn't done anything with me when he's angry." He said that a man who beats a woman is not called a manγγγγγγ β
Looking at the indescribable expression on Liu Yannuo's face, she didn't dare to finish her words, because according to her father's meaning, other people's fathers are not men, which is really inappropriate.
On the contrary, Liu Yannuo said unconcernedly: "A man who beats a woman shouldn't be called a man, my dad, in his eyes, I am a daughter, not a man." β
Li Tiejun, who was eavesdropping outside the kitchen, shook his head disapprovingly, and said in his heart that Nuo Nuo's father seems to be a little unauthentic, but he is just smoking a cigarette, as for how many days he will not dare to sit? Can't you talk about it properly?
The two people in the kitchen didn't know that the partition wall had ears, and Li Jiannan was still asking: "Sister Yan, how do you feel when you gave my cousin the second time?"
Liu Yannuo was stunned for a moment, then reached out and pinched her, and complained in his mouth: "What nonsense are you talking about? What did you give to your cousin for the second time, talking nonsense." β
Li Jiannan pretended to be innocent while hiding: "What's this, wasn't it your father the first time?
Liu Yannuo continued to attack angrily: "You still said, you still said, don't say it, do you hear it!"
Li Jianan had no choice but to reply: "Okay, it's okay if I don't say it." β
The two of them sat down again, Liu Yannuo thought about it, and lit another cigarette, at this time Li Jianan's side had already done it, so he also walked over, stretched out his hand to ask for one, lit it, took a puff, and asked, "Sister Yan, so your family education has been very strict since childhood?"
Liu Yannuo nodded, but immediately shook his head again, and said: "It doesn't matter if it's strict or not, as long as you listen to my dad, it's fine, if you make a mistake, of course you have to be punished." β
Li Jianan couldn't help but ask again: "Then you will have your own children in the future and educate them like this?"
This time, Liu Yannuo shook his head very decisively and said, "How can I do that? My child has to be pampered since he was a child, eat the best, use the best, and I won't touch him with my fingers." β
Li Jianan said disapprovingly: "It's okay if the girl doesn't fight, but you don't beat the son either?"
Then he said mysteriously: "You are like my lobby brother, now you look like a very serious person, when you were a child, you didn't do a lot of bad things, the three of his family are all boys, and they all go crazy with him, and it is common to be beaten."
The one I remember the most was when he took Tie Lin Ge to dig out the bird's nest, but he made a mistake, he found a hornet's nest, and his head was full of stings, and he was beaten up by my uncle when he got home, and then, hahaha, they were swollen on their heads and buttocks, and they were embarrassed to go out for a week. β
In the kitchen, Li Jiannan didn't know how happy she was, Li Tiejun's nose outside the door was about to be crooked, what was the use of this sister hurting her?
In fact, Li Jiannan had already heard her cousin's heavy breathing, and she was helping him cover it up with laughter, but she couldn't imagine that she was still complaining.
Liu Yannuo also laughed, but the laughter was very restrained, and after a while she said: "When I was a child, I was like this." My brothers' relatives are about the same. β
In order to give Li Tiejun a reminder, Li Jianan said loudly: "Okay, there's nothing going on here, let's go back to the living room and sit." β
Li Tiejun hurriedly returned to the living room and sat down, and then when Li Jianan and Liu Yannuo walked out, he smiled at the right time and asked, "What's the matter?"
He knew that his actions just now were not good, listening to the corner, if his father knew that he would not beat him, he would have taught him a lesson, but there was no way, he really wanted to know everything about Liu Yannuo.
Li Jianan glared at him secretly, but replied easily: "It's all done, just wait to eat!"
Then he asked curiously, "Brother Tie Jun, you said you brought me something good?
Li Tiejun pointed to a foam box in the corner of the living room and said, "Isn't it right there?" β
Li Jiannan took two steps and asked, "Why do I smell cumin? Is that the sheep?"
Li Tiejun said with a smile: "It's really a dog, it's that sheep!" and then asked with a longing face: "How about it?
Before Li Jiannan could answer, Li Tielin had already complained: "What's so delicious about mutton, I'm going to be bored of eating it! Xiao Nan, let's make braised pork, it's easy to eat." β
Li Tiejun glanced at his younger brother angrily and said, "Of course you are annoyed to eat every day, I have never eaten such fresh mutton!"
After speaking, he looked at Liu Yannuo and asked, "Teacher Liu, how is it?" Would you like to eat some fresh roast mutton together?"
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