"Oh, yes, yes! Finally, when you come back, you people must be the masters of this place, right? Poor Dao is a Taoist priest of the two-minded view at the foot of the Oolong Mountain, and is also the main Yunzi of the two-minded view, passing by the precious treasure place tonight, I saw a ghost entrenched in your house.

This is a terrible thing, I can't let this ghost harm people, I wanted to destroy it directly, and it can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people, but I thought of it for no reason, so I broke into your house, for fear of being misunderstood by you, so I left it a ghost for the time being.

I hung her under the eaves and used it as evidence, so that you wouldn't be misunderstood, because facts speak louder than words, and finally it's time to wait, you're back, and we're so anxious to wait!

Although superstition is not advocated now, the facts are the facts, everyone can come in, now your home is safe, and you will never be harmed by ghosts again, so you must have faith in us.

Our Taoist priest of the two-minded view under the Oolong Mountain, that is the guarantee of the brand, but it is famous in the circle, and within 30 years, in your house, we can guarantee that there will be no demons and monsters to entrench again. ”

According to Mi Fu's words and requests, Yun Silan and a group of them did not enter the courtyard, so as not to destroy the flowers and plants in the courtyard, so they planned to solve the matter outside the door.

It's just that Liu Qingzhu is a ghost, and she will continue to fall under the eaves, but her suffering will not be in vain, and after the matter is resolved, there will definitely be compensation.

Time is precious, I didn't let them wait too long, it should be less than a minute, the old Taoist priest who deliberately dyed his black hair and beard white, and the two people who didn't enter the stream, I don't know if it was his apprentice, or the little Taoist who was his follower, came out.

With the steps that he thinks are very elegant, he is simply a person who has come to the world from heaven, and when he comes to the door, he also has a superior tone, as if he is Grandpa Lei who serves the people, and he is quite familiar with it, and he introduces the cause and effect.

What kind of birdman did this come out of? What did the words come about? Confused Yun Silan and the others, they were confused, and they didn't understand what they meant.

The two-minded view under the Oolong Mountain, what kind of bullshit place is this? Who knows where it is, which one is inside, is it a very famous place? I haven't heard of it!

Monks are quite common, as long as there are mountains and rivers and people in the place, they can be seen, rare varieties of animals, this Taoist priest is quite rare, I can see it today, and it is still alive, usually I see it on TV and movies.

Listening to what they say, why do you feel weird? In short, I feel that something is wrong? But I just don't understand what the problem is? It's really a little inexplicable, is this the guy God sent to trouble me today.

However, regardless of him, he doesn't have this leisure mood, there are many incredible things in this world, and there are inevitably as many strange and wonderful people, after all, there is a saying that how it comes about, existence is the truth.

After being speechless, he didn't care so much, Yun Silan opened his mouth and asked, "I don't care who you are, where are you from?" I don't care about these questions.

Here, I would like to ask you, this gate of our house, but it has just been installed today, and I haven't seen it a few times? When it is so new that it can't be newer, it falls down and is scrapped, did you knock it down?

If it's 'yes', then please answer honestly, if not, this question will be discussed later, please answer now, don't Rory be verbose, talk about some useless, just these two simple words, there must be no difficulty, right? Is it 'yes' or 'no'?

Being able to give me an accurate answer is the best, but you can't be ambiguous, depending on the age of the three of you, you are already adults, and if you say something else, there is no need for that, then it will be boring. ”

"Immeasurable Tianzun, if you should make it clear, we really can't be simple, we must explain it clearly, otherwise when we charge for it, it will be bad if there is a dispute, the most important thing is that it will make you and us feel bad, this is the most important thing.

Then let's talk about things! Then listen carefully, and if there is a time to miss something, don't be stupid and overwhelmed because we are a master of the Dao, this is not necessary.

To get back to the point, here's the thing, it seems to have been explained before, the three people of the poor road, when they were passing by, saw the existence of ghosts in your house, and carefully investigated it, and sure enough, there was a ghost in it.

Since we have met, we can't let her go easily, otherwise our hearts will be condemned, and all demons and monsters in the world must be eliminated, so as to ensure peace in the world.

Originally, we were going to climb over the wall, but suddenly we found that this is not good, this is petty theft, third-rate behavior, can not lower our grade, people live a lifetime for a face, face is important.

We wanted to enter through the gate, and whoever told you not to be at home, but after calling the door for a long time, no one opened the door, and we were afraid that the ghost would run away, so we had to break your door.

We know that this should not be, but it is really a last resort, there is a matter of urgency and stability, but it doesn't matter, this door must not be worth much money, you can rest assured, I will compensate you.

To do anything, there is a pay, there must be a gain, talking about money hurts feelings, but some money must be talked about clearly, our minimum fee is 800,000 yuan, this is also our labor fee for your family to catch this ghost.

You don't have to be too expensive, this is really not expensive, under normal circumstances, we will not make a move, some people just want to ask us to make a move, we will not make a move, other people's lives and deaths have nothing to do with us.

To tell you the truth, we are not short of money, we will only make a move today because we are in a bad mood, so we will give you a discount, 6, 6, 6, just say that your 660,000 yuan is enough.

Aren't you very happy? You have to feel quite honored, you were all good people in your last life, and you have cultivated blessings, so we will do it for you, and if you have the opportunity in the future, but you go out to inquire about it, you will understand what a big advantage you have taken today. ”

It's a neuropathy! I don't seem to have stepped on dog shit, is there a mistake? How can this be? Neurosis's all running into the house, who the fuck told them to hunt ghosts?

Isn't it a joke that he did something to do without understanding the situation, and when a good gate was broken, he dared to run over to catch the so-called labor fees? Isn't this looking for a draw? Isn't it a joke that he beat his little friend and hung him under the eaves and gave him a discount? Somehow, he was asked to take money out of his pocket.

"Mao Xiaomao, these people who have a lot of poop in their brains, pump them for me, pump them into pig brains, I don't even know them when my mother comes, if their mother is still here, call their mother over, see if they recognize their biological son?

Breaking our door and injuring our little friend, and still daring to hang her up, and daring to run in front of us to collect money, is this a fool's performance at all? You look down on our actions, can you bear this? ”

It's time to eat supper, but he hasn't eaten supper yet, his stomach is growling with hunger, Yun Silan, who has already exploded, can't help it anymore, and let Mao Xiaomao hurry up.

So she was furious, and said loudly: "I'm hungry, don't waste my time, just give you six minutes, and make a quick decision, and beat me up for a delicious supper." ”

Mao Xiaomao, who had already stayed next to her and couldn't help it, heard Yun Silan's instructions, and before her instructions were finished, the three 'fixing techniques' were thrown over, and then the person was like a gust of wind, and immediately rushed over.

A crackling sound sounded, and three minutes passed quickly, and the Taoist priest Liu Yunzi, who claimed to be the two-minded Taoist under the Oolong Mountain, and the two little Taoist priests who didn't know whether they were his apprentices or followers, at this moment, Mao Xiaomao completed the task with quality and quantity, and indeed made them human heads and pig brains.

Fortunately, they didn't use the past, and they can feel it very clearly, and they have become a human head pig brain sour taste, which may make them unforgettable for the rest of their lives, remembering what happened at this moment.

I don't know if my heart will tremble when I think about it in the future, if I want to find the exact area if I leave a shadow, I don't know if it will exceed 100 square meters, but the area of 100 square meters should also be.

Reward them with a head pig brain, after the reward, Mao Xiaomao added vegetables to them again, and dared to hang his little friends, so let these three dicks taste the taste of being hanged.

Mao Xiaomao is not afraid of hard work, one by one, dragged them under the eaves, and hung them up one by one, although they all looked like dead dogs, but it is better to be cautious in doing things.

The boiled duck wanted to fly away, it was impossible, but it would be stolen and eaten by others, so Mao Xiaomao sealed their dantian again, and then he was completely relieved, and he felt that the task had been completed, and he could explain it to Yun Silan.

Clap his hands and pat off the dust that didn't exist on his body, at this time Liu Qingzhu came out and said to Mao Xiaomao: "Hurry up, the supper is ready, hurry up and go in and eat!"

You have to take care of your body, and don't let your stomach go hungry! That's not good, young man, don't spoil your stomach, the days will still be long? When the time comes, it will be painful torture. ”