Chapter 288: Peeing is not comfortable
Yang Xiaolei was speechless, and he was so exposed.
This... Isn't that a joke?
And that middle ninja also exposed his position.
The ghost dagger slashed through him, slitting his throat.
However, it was too late.
"What should I do?" asked Qu Hei.
"What else can I do? It's been exposed, kill it, and don't let anyone go. Yang Xiaolei said angrily.
"Sister-in-law, wife, prepare to install a bomb and kill it..."Yang Xiaolei has a katana in his left hand and a pistol in his right hand.
"Kill and give to Daheyu, you are from the Dragon Country, Brother Lei, pay attention to the image!" At the gate of the manor, the bored fat dun reminded with a smile.
"Fat Dun, do you know why you don't even have a girlfriend? It's because you are single by strength, and that woman is not scared away by you. Yang Xiaolei said angrily.
"Brother Lei, I'm still a child. "Fat Dun is speechless, can you not be so heartbroken?
"Well, you are indeed small, you lower your head and see if you can see it? If your parents knew, they would definitely want to die. Yang Xiaolei said angrily.
Fat Dun stopped talking, and his face was entangled.
"You deserve it, fat dun, this is what happens to you. Liang Zilong felt very cool and smiled proudly.
Fat Dun lowered his head, looking sad, he really couldn't see it.
Yang Xiaolei snorted lightly and said, "Who... Dongliang, at your level, is estimated to be a single dog, it's not your fault that you're ugly, it's scary to come out, it's just that you're wrong. ”
Liang Zilong: "..."
"Bang bang bang..."
"Da Da Da..."
At this moment, gunshots rang out.
Yang Xiaolei quickly rushed out of the passage and came to a hall.
However, what awaited them were the heavily armed people of the Great River.
Three heavy machine guns erupted angry tongues of fire.
In an instant, Yang Xiaolei jumped back like a monkey.
"Damn, this firepower! ! " Yang Xiaolei patted his chest, almost being beaten into a sieve.
"Team leader, what should I do?" the stone couldn't help but ask.
"Hey, now that I know I'm the team leader, why didn't I find out that you respected me so much?
Yang Xiaolei said angrily: "Da Qiang, cover the firepower, attract the firepower, sister-in-law's wife, use your hand cannon to kill the three heavy machine guns first." ”
"Hey, this kind of pediatrics, they also take it out to be embarrassing, who can stop it. Yang Xiaolei shook his head.
In fact, Yang Xiaolei didn't use any abilities, so he was too lazy to waste them.
As soon as Gong Daqiang's firepower opened, the six-barreled Vulcan cannon was no worse than a heavy machine gun.
It's even a little bit more powerful.
The heavy machine gun of the Three Courts immediately fell silent.
Hu Jingjing took out a butt of a gun and put her hand cannon on the other, and the butt of the gun turned a corner.
"Boom, boom..."
Three loud bangs, full of fire.
"Boom, boom..."
There were a few more loud bangs.
This was not Hu Jingjing's shot, but when it exploded, the arsenal next to it exploded.
At this moment, the first line of defense in the hall was instantly empty.
"Hey, cool!" Gong Daqiang showed a mouthful of white teeth.
"That's cool? You're so cool. Yang Xiaolei said a word and walked out swaggeringly.
Then, Yang Xiaolei was stunned.
"What are you talking about, there are tanks here?, what kind of international joke?" Yang Xiaolei was completely speechless.
How did you get the tanks in this small place on Lintian Island?
It's so hard, as for it?
"What should I do?" Qu Hei was also anxious.
This tank can't be dealt with without heavy weapons.
At this time, the two tanks, followed by many people dressed as samurai, with guns in their hands, had slowly rushed up.
In the hall, which was originally very large, two tanks appeared, and immediately it seemed small.
"How do I know what to do? Second battalion commander, bring your anti-tank gun over and give him a few shots. Yang Xiaolei roared.
Well?
Second battalion commander?
Here is the commander of the second battalion.
"Yang Xiaolei, can you be serious?" Hu Jingjing was also anxious.
Although, two tanks are not necessarily impossible to kill.
However, it is not good in case there is a loss of personnel.
"Hey, okay, let you see Lao Tzu's magic skills, urine to destroy the tank!" Yang Xiaolei stood up generously.
Then, the thing really unbuttoned its pants.
"I'm sorry, it's true, I drank too much water before, and I was so panicked!"
This thing, it's really peeing...
Moreover, peeing on two tanks.
"Nani, Baga, what is he doing?"
In the basement of the hall, in a very large hall, a group of ninjas looked at the large display screen with a shocked face.
"Baga, insult me so much, open the cannon!" In front of the command platform, a middle-aged man punched hard and smashed it on the platform.
The fragile platform is very aggrieved, and there is a big pit on it.
Hu Jingjing and others were also stunned.
Do you dare to die a little?
What the hell are you going to do that?
That's a tank, huh?
However, Yang Xiaolei was still whistling.
Suddenly, the turret of the tank, slowly pressing down a point, was adjusting the angle.
"Yang Xiaolei, hide!" Hu Jingjing hurriedly shouted.
The next moment, she rushed forward and hugged Yang Xiaolei.
"Hey, sister-in-law, wife, you took my urine back. Yang Xiaolei shouted, and was involuntarily spun around in half a circle.
Hu Jingjing's body was in front of him.
Yang Xiaolei was speechless for a while, hasn't he finished peeing yet?
"Wife, let go of me... Hurry..."Yang Xiaolei hurriedly shouted.
Hu Jingjing was willing to let go, and roared angrily: "What kind of neurosis are you, looking for death! You are paralyzed." ”
"Well, my wife cares about me! I'm so touched!" Yang Xiaolei shook his head, looked at the cannon barrel, and said, "Turn around, little girl, the cannon barrel is aligned." ”
When Hu Jingjing heard this, she felt wrong.
She threw Yang Xiaolei away and looked back.
I'll go...
The two tanks were actually turning the barrels of the tanks and slowly pointed to the opposite side.
Moreover, the two barrels quickly matched each other.
"Nani, what the hell are these idiots doing? Baga!" the commander of the command platform punched the command platform again.
The command platform is crying, who am I recruiting to provoke whom?
"By the way, this is good, come, listen to my orders, fire!"
"Boom..."
"Boom..."
"Boom..."
Two tanks, jumped up directly.
The first sound, the cannon was fired at the same time.
With a second sound, the tank flew upside down, and the turret was deformed.
The third sound, a group of unlucky children, the shells in the tank, exploded directly.
The poor samurai who followed the tank didn't even have a chance to cry, and most of them died.
Those who are fortunate not to die are not far from death.
Yang Xiaolei strode out, taking steps that his six relatives did not recognize.
Facing the tank, he swung his crotch a few times.
"Oh, oh, ha, now, you're satisfied!
Then, the cargo split its legs.
"Damn, peeing doesn't make people feel comfortable!"
This thing, keep peeing...