You can't be too thorough in life, you must keep a little cautious, otherwise it will be irresponsible behavior.

Not only does it harm others, but it also harms oneself, and it is also a kind of sorrow for this kind of person to exist in the world.

"What are you doing? What are you dragging me for? Do you want to spread my ugliness?"

Maybe it was too hard, Sun Qianqian was dragged back by Situ Junshu, the stick in his hand fell to the ground, and his butt fell and rubbed against the ground for a short distance.

Originally, the monkey's butt was red, but the shelf became even more red, and it seemed that some of the skin was worn off, and a lot of hair fell to the ground, and some of them even floated in the wind.

Sun Yiqian said angrily: "Are you still a friend? If you are a friend, you still don't help? Do you have a friend like you?"

I'm a monkey, I read relatively little, in general, I only use my hands and don't use my brain, I think too much, I have a fart, I can solve the problem.

But I also understand a truth, for the sake of friends, you should stick a knife in both sides, there are not so many rules to talk about, if you talk about rules, can you get things done?

What should be done is what must be done, kill him, definitely not mother-in-law, hesitant, you are so disappointed to me, you see that my red hair has fallen out of several pieces. ”

"his uncle, what grandpa said is not wrong, I really can't judge it by common sense, the monkeys are really funny. ”

Combined with what he had just said, this particularly grumpy monkey didn't listen to a word, as if he didn't say anything at all, not even in his ears.

Treat the words as if they were air, and if you allow it, you should keep it for another 100 years, and then think about the past, the guy who doesn't have ears.

How could there be such a thing? It's so weird, what kind of creatures are these? It's too exaggerated, don't want it, there's no rhythm to save this time.

There's no way, no matter what? You can't kill these stinky monkeys.

I don't have that kind of right, I don't have that kind of ability, the most important thing is that I don't have the courage, I haven't lived enough, and I don't want to do evil!

No one would dare, unless they were tired of life and wanted to commit suicide, find someone to come, and have a companion below, then it would be okay.

You can't be angry, it's useless to be angry, this guy is a tendon, a guy who doesn't eat hard and soft.

Even if there is no way, there must be a way, otherwise this thing will be difficult to do, God knows what else will happen, this is not a joke, but there is a criminal record.

I'm about to be a father, I want to be calm, I won't be angry, I'm normal, I'm here to do things, and I'll still be as stable as Mount Tai in front of any field.

Trying his best to maintain a happy mood, Situ Junshu came to Sun Qianqian with a smile, like a spring breeze caressing his face.

He stretched out a hand and said in a rather calm tone: "The ground is cold, be careful of the cold, come up quickly!

Put away your stick, although it is said to be an imitation, but it is also a terrible spiritual weapon, you can't lose it, or your father will kill you.

I want to bring him for you, but I can't take him, your father's one weighs 108,000 pounds, and yours at least has a tenth of it!"

I am very glad that I put the stick away, Sun Qianqian will actually be quite cooperative, and he will stand up honestly, and he will not play like a shrew.

After Sun Yiqian stood up, he touched his monkey butt and said, "Don't be so hard next time, okay? Can you be a little lighter? A little more gentle, it's too violent."

The skin of my ass has been torn off, and the most important thing is that the hair has fallen out a lot, and this time I have to shut myself up, or I won't be able to see the monkey.

Now you can tell me, be honest, don't beat around the bush, ambiguous, why do you want to protect that little white face?

What is the reason for you to do such a thing? Don't let me doubt you, you like to do this too?

Then I'm going to stay away from you, people who like this stuff are dangerous, but I haven't given birth to a monkey cub yet, so you can't blame me for kicking you away.

If I am infected by you, my father will have to work hard again, and it is not easy for him to be an old man, and if he is allowed to do it again, his body will not be able to bear it.

1,000 children, only to have such a handle as me, you can imagine how arduous the task is, how small the probability is, my family may be extinct. ”

Situ Junshu slapped his forehead helplessly, it has been passed down in a vein, this time he has obtained the true meaning of his ancestral master, the chatter is not terrible, the most terrible thing is the chattering monkey.

The timing of the robbery is really appropriate enough, and if you want to benefit, you can just say it! I really don't know where I learned this, and I still ...... it like this!

Come on, don't drink monkeys and force you, Situ Junshu doesn't want to go on anymore, and if you can solve it directly, you can solve it, right?

The monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are all idle and messy, and who knows if one of them has a brainbeat, and if he comes up with something new to have fun, it will be terrible.

Situ Junshu said directly: "I can't just let you beat that little guy to death, he is my cousin! If you beat him to death, then what should I do?"

You've killed me, and when the time comes, you pat your monkey's ass, and you can still hide in your Huaguo Mountain and be free, and I'll have to die. ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier? How could you blame me? As soon as I appeared, you had to tell me first, that was the main thing, and that the responsibility could only be placed on you.

For your sake, then I won't beat him to death, I'll just beat him half to death, this little white face is really blessed, to this extent, it should always be okay, right?

I rarely do this kind of thing, after all, I have changed his life, and I have not done such a thing for many years.

You should understand that my habits and principles generally do not change, but I am changing this for you, and the price paid is huge enough, how difficult it is!"

Sun Qianqian's words made Situ Junshu scold in his heart: The hateful dead monkey, Niang Xipi countless times.

There is really no way, and there is no more nonsense, for the sake of Wu Zhanpeng's life, Situ Junshu can only use a killer move.

With a snap, Situ Junshu directly threw out a box of bananas, and Sun Qianqian instantly screamed and said, "Uncle, bananas!"

I haven't eaten it for more than 100 years, and I've forgotten its delicious taste, this kind of taste is really good, better than Taishang Laojun's elixir.

Why didn't you take it out earlier? Intentionally, didn't you? You're such a bad person, where can you be like this? I don't want to say a few more bad things about you, are we still friends?"

His eyes lit up, as if a weasel had gone to a chicken, and the pervert who was locked in the cellar was like a female creature.

In addition, it is really indescribable, Sun Qianqian at this moment is such a performance.

Is this considered a sycophant? But it's useless, Situ Junshu won't eat this set, and said indifferently: "Are bananas delicious? Is it okay now? Do you want to beat my little cousin to death?"

This is a greedy dead monkey, the action is really fast enough, a box of bananas, more than a dozen have been eliminated in an instant, and he must have been reincarnated as a starving ghost in his previous life.

Forehead......!

After burping, Sun Qianqian said, "There are all kinds of fruits in Huaguo Mountain, why are there no bananas?

Even if you dig up the banana trees and plant them, they can't grow them, it's so funny, even if you live one or two of them, they're male, and they can't bear bananas at all, and God really knows how to play with monkeys.

Bananas are indeed delicious, the amount is too small, it is really not enough to stuff the teeth! There are too many sisters in the family, and one person is not enough!

What do you think should be done? I can't just because of a box of bananas like this, then my price is so low that I will be laughed at. ”

It's really admirable, the monkey really deserves to be a monkey, he can talk while eating, and he speaks quite smoothly, he really doesn't delay eating, he doesn't delay talking, this kind of skill is really leveraged.

Bananas can solve the problem, so what can't be promised? If one box can't be measured, then give him ten boxes.

After eating a box of bananas, Sun Qianqian glanced at the time bananas that appeared again, his face was full of hairy monkey faces, and after a flash of surprise, he sighed and said, "This still can't work!"

I'm a filial monkey, can't just take care of me when I'm full, I can't do this kind of thing with my conscience, you can't harm me like this!"

Fortunately, he was prepared, and Situ Junshu brought him another thousand boxes, so what else could he say? What kind of reasons could he say?

Such a thousand boxes of bananas were piled up in front of him, Sun Yiyi laughed and flew into the sky, and after falling, he said to Situ Junshu: "My sisters are already adults, and they are already married, so you can eat one or two by yourself."

But there are many nephews and nieces, too! The little monkey is still young and ignorant, and he may have eaten one, and if he wants to eat a second, he will come up to me and say, 'Uncle, I still want to eat bananas.'

You see, there are so many little monkeys, this kind of thing will definitely happen, and it will be so embarrassing if I don't keep a little more stock at that time!

Compare your heart to your heart, think about it, if this kind of thing happens to you, will you feel blush? ”