822, children are stupid because they have little knowledge (2/3)
Li Daxiang promised to go home on time in the evening only a few days ago, but this time he not only went home late, but also left without going home.
It was dark, Dou Dou and Shishi gathered at the foot of Xiang Xiaoyuan, watching her talk to Li Elephant on the phone, stretching out her little hand and expecting her mother to call her, and she came to chat with Li Elephant.
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Okay, things will go well, now Master Dou Dou wants to talk to you, I'll give them the phone." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan handed over the mobile phone with the voiceover to Dou Dou, suddenly stopped, handed it to the teacher, and said, "The master holds the mobile phone, and he can talk to his brother directly." ”
The teacher immediately said to the mobile phone in his hand: "When are you going home?"
Li Xiang's voice came from the mobile phone: "My brother will come back the day after tomorrow, do you want me?"
Teacher: "I want to~"
Li Xiang didn't hear Dou Dou's voice, and asked, "What about Dou Dou? Why don't you speak?"
Dou Dou said loudly into the phone: "The young lady is thinking about you, and I don't have time to talk." ”
The teacher said: "Sister, you think about the pigeon first, and the teacher talks to the pigeon." ”
"Clams?" Dou Dou was taken aback, I didn't hurriedly take the lead and said, "Elephant, have you had dinner?"
The world is big, the meal is the biggest, and the first sentence when you meet is "Have you eaten?"
Li Xiang's laughter came, and he said, "I'm about to have lunch." ”
"Lunch ?!!," Dou Dou asked in shock.
"It's time for dinner, pigeon~" The teacher was also surprised, and then felt sorry for his brother and secretly hurt himself. How hard her pigeons are, it's night and he hasn't had lunch yet!
Dou Dou: "Elephant, are you hungry and swollen, what can you do? Mom will cry." ”
Li Xiang said: "My brother is abroad, it's more than 11 o'clock in the morning abroad, it's not dark yet, and it's not time for dinner, just about to have lunch, don't worry, my brother won't be hungry." ”
"Shenma??" Dou Dou was shocked, his small mouth opened into O, and he formed an OO with his teacher.
Dou Dou Fei ran to the balcony, raised his little head and looked at the sky, yes, it was dark, the moon was hanging overhead, so cold duck.
Director Dou shuddered, and then rushed back to the house, ran to the teacher's side, bowed his head and said loudly to the mobile phone in the palm of his hand: "It's night! I have seen the moon! Elephant, you deceive people, the nose of the deception will become longer, and the trunk of the elephant will be long and long." ”
Li Xiang said on the phone: "I didn't lie to you, why did I lie to you." My brother is far away, here is the daytime, the sun is hanging overhead, you are young, you have never been far away, you have little knowledge, next time my brother will take you abroad to play, let you know how big the world is. ”
Dou Dou immediately said happily to his teacher: "Hehe, sister, the elephant said to take us to a long place to play." ”
The teacher said, "If there is no moon there, you can't sleep." ”
Dou Dou immediately asked: "Elephant, the young lady is going to play with you, can you sleep?"
Li wanted to tell this silly child that it was okay to sleep, and that there were days and nights in far away, working and living during the day, and eating and sleeping at night.
The teacher interjected, "And storytelling. ”
Li Xiang: "Yes, the teacher is right, and tell a story, tell a story before going to bed." ”
The two young and knowledgeable children chatted with Li Xiang for a long time, and kept asking him about things over there, how could there be such a strange thing in the world, they were obviously here at night, and the moon was out, but the elephant said that it was daytime there and the sun was still hanging in the sky, so there was no such reason!
Xiang Xiaoyuan reminded them that they were going to hang up the phone and couldn't talk all the time.
The teacher immediately said to Li Xiang: "You have to take care of the pigeons, and send a few pigeons." ”
Dou Dou: "Don't do bad things." ”
Li Xiang: "...... How's your exhibition, kids?"
The two of them scrambled to tell Li Xiang that it had been exhibited, and finally concluded his speech to Xiaoyuan, telling Li Xiang that the day after tomorrow was the last day of the exhibition, and the top few would be selected at that time.
Xiang Xiaoyuan asked, "Little elephant, can you come to participate then?"
Li thought: "The day after tomorrow in the morning or in the afternoon, if it is in the afternoon, I am still possible, but it is not possible in the morning." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan said regretfully: "That's a pity, the exhibition ended in the morning." ”
After hanging up the phone, Dou Dou quickly took away the pink unicorn from the sofa, ran to the balcony to look at the sky, and shouted to Xiaoyuan that she was coming back, it was cold outside.
The squad leader's young lady immediately shuddered and said, "I really want to fly duck." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "......"
She went over, grabbed the squad leader's little sister back, closed the glass door, it was so cold outside, don't catch a cold.
Shishi took the opportunity to take the unicorn from Dou Dou's hand, hugged it tightly in his arms, and asked Xiang Xiaoyuan, in the future, if her brother goes abroad, can she also follow, she is going to take care of her elephant brother.
Xiang Xiaoyuan said, "Yes, but you have to wait until you grow up a little more." You don't have to worry, your brother will take care of himself. ”
The teacher questioned, saying that it was night, and the pigeon had not eaten lunch yet, so what should I do if I was hungry. She didn't believe what Li wanted to say that it was daytime, and thought that the pigeon must have said this because she was afraid that they would worry.
Xiang Xiaoyuan couldn't cry and laughed, and said, "Okay, then you can grow up quickly." ”
Dou Dou asked to be a guest at Ellie's house: "Let's invite Ellie to see the young lady's drawing." ”
Before dinner, it was agreed that the little sisters would go to Ellie's house in the evening and invite Ellie to their art exhibition. The art exhibition is a big event, of course, we have to call more people, but it's a pity that the elephants can't come.
Thinking of this, the teacher said with some sadness: "I really want the pigeon to come." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan first comforted the teacher, and then said: "It's a little later, it's still early, and Ellie's family may still be eating." ”
When Dou Dou heard this, he immediately instigated Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Mom, let's go to find Ellie now, hurry up and duck, they will go to bed after eating, it's too late." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan ignored her and said, "It's six o'clock, let's go again at half past seven." ”
After speaking, she went to the study, found the "Old Man and the Sea" on the bookshelf to read, and asked the little sister who came with her to draw. When Dou Dou heard this, he immediately ran away, leaving the master to paint alone.
However, Sister Bunny soon came back, smiling and holding a book, nestling on the sofa, kicking off her slippers, rolling on the sofa, glancing at her mother who was reading, and pretending to hold the book in her hand to read. The teacher glanced at her and continued to paint.
I don't know how long it took, but Xiang Xiaoyuan suddenly appeared next to Dou Dou and asked her, "Dou Dou, what book are you reading?"
Dou Dou: "Haha~ It's amazing, mom, look." ”
She proudly handed the book in her hand to her mother, waiting to praise her.
Xiang Xiaoyuan took it and saw that it was an ancient book bound in thread, on the cover of which a woman with bright makeup was playing the pipa, and a man in blue was shaking a fan behind him.
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Where are you from?"
Dou Dou: "Sister Rabbit picked it up." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Do you know what it said?"
Dou Dou said proudly: "Brain Tiger ~ What a big brain tiger, fight the brain tiger ......"
Xiang Xiaoyuan's headache when he listened, this slurred speech.
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Give you a storybook, children read storybooks, don't read this." ”
After speaking, without giving Dou Dou any chance, he confiscated the book and gave her a copy of "Little Bear Doesn't Brush His Teeth".
Dou Dou immediately followed behind Xiang Xiaoyuan's buttocks, muttering non-stop like a puppy, to the effect that she didn't watch "Little Bear Doesn't Brush His Teeth", which was only watched by stupid children, she is now a smart child, or a big child, to see the brain-beating tiger!
Xiang Xiaoyuan turned around, squatted down, knocked on her little head, and warned: "Where did you come up with this book, Mom won't settle accounts with you this time, next time there is such a situation, you will have to face the wall and stand punished, you know?"
Dou Dou: "Got it. ”