Chapter 45: The Nymphomaniac: The Difficult Sutra

"My good brother, you are really my dream girl, you are my prince charming's horse, will you be my flower messenger, sister, I have decided, will you marry me?"

Sister, I am a mess with a lot of money, as long as you really marry me, otherwise, you can marry me, as long as you have me, you don't have to struggle for the rest of your life, I can guarantee that you can stand at the peak of life and see the beautiful scenery in the world.

You see, my skin is white enough! Proper legend of the handful of white rich beauty, I have been like a jade for twenty-nine years, almost like your boss lady.

Although I don't have any practical experience, I have a lot of theories! I have been studying them for decades, and I am familiar with all kinds of routines, postures, and tricks.

I will definitely serve you, don't want to be cool, every time you will feel comfortable to the top of the clouds, sigh that it's good to be a man, I have lived on a dog for the first half of my life, you let me realize my wish!"

After hearing these words, Mao Xiaomao was scared half to death, and he would immediately become an immortal, and he really wanted to punch himself directly, and he could faint, how good!

Mifu, an old ghost who has lived for more than a hundred years, directly escaped from a safe distance and hid under the corner, and it can be clearly seen that his body is trembling.

"You old lady, you prodigal hoof, haven't you been absent for too long, and when you encounter a little fire, you start to burn, are you embarrassed?

You can do it, believe it or not, the old lady slapped you to death? You dare to dig the foot of the wall in front of me, what kind of bullshit is you talking about? Why don't you blush? This is a cerebral convulsion, and you want to go crazy thinking about men.

The words are even more nonsense than the words of my century-old ghost, believe it or not, I kicked you to the ground and ate, can you not be a little reserved? Is there a little bit of ladylike behavior? What do you want me to say about you?

Are you crazy, this is to want love to be wet to the point of shamelessness, I'm really anxious for your mother and your father, I haven't seen you for a few years, and it has become like this, do you want me to correct your three views?"

Originally, I was full of joy and was in a good mood, ready to count today's harvest, how much it was, and whether it was enough for a year's food expenses, but after listening to Wu Ya's shameless bullshit, the joy disappeared in an instant.

I don't know which country I ran to, maybe they are no longer on the earth, Yun Silan suddenly became angry, the nameless fire burned fiercely, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

All of a sudden, it was like burning her buttocks, and she rushed up, and she really wanted to slap her twice, but after thinking about it for a moment, forget it? After all, this is a woman who lacks love.

So he pulled her to run into the room, and while running, he crackled and taught a lesson, so that he could extinguish the nameless fire in his heart, and then he was extremely angry, and he didn't know what the reason for this bullshit was, so he wanted to laugh a little.

Yun Silan simply and rudely dragged Wu Yajiao back to his room, and after a while, the sound of crying father and mother came out, which lasted for almost a minute, and then became quiet.

'Bang', the door of Yun Silan's room opened again, the frightened Mao Xiaomao, his butt was just sitting on the sofa in the living room, the sound of the door opening startled him again, and he immediately stood up as soon as he 'brushed'.

I want to run, but I don't know where I'm running, standing there at a loss, like a frightened rabbit, this is a snake bite, ten years afraid of straw rope, young, it seems that in the future in the emotional aspect of the exercise more, don't leave any psychological shadow is not good.

Yun Silan was speechless, what kind of people are they? The courage to be so small can he be scared like this, shaking his head, what can I do with this thing? I can only take one step at a time.

Said helplessly: "What are you afraid of, what is there to be afraid of, one person can beat ten people, and he will be knocked down by a woman, is it a shame for you? But don't let me despise you, what's that? Now it's nothing, find a room to sleep in?"

These things are like a mess of twine, who has the international time to waste on him? Cut the mess with a quick knife, cut it down with a knife, break it in two, do whatever he likes, whatever he does? Kill it or bury it.

'Bang', after the words fell, Yun Silan closed the door again, no matter whether it was a good thing or a bad thing, stop it today, everything will be over, and I won't care so much anymore.

Nima's maid patted, went back to sleep, the more she managed, the more her head hurt, sure enough, the leader is not good, this is just the beginning, what will happen to the ghost in the future?

Mao Xiaomao is messy in the wind, can you blame yourself for this? Is this an automatic search for the door? I am a pure little brother, I don't know whether it is good or not in this regard, it is the tender grass that has been eaten, just out of the soil, tender mess.

Mi Fu, who was squatting in the corner, stood up, floated to Mao Xiaomao's side, and said as a passerby: "Boy, don't be depressed."

This kind of broken thing for men and women, the vast majority of people will have experienced, don't take it to heart for the first time, don't affect the future succession, there are three unfilial pieties, no queen is great, don't affect it.

Except for people like me who are physically imperfect, but I have been a ghost for more than 100 years, and I have seen too many things, I have never eaten pork and seen a pig walking, and the routine is quite clear.

It's not a big deal, women are emotional animals, maybe they will forget about it when they wake up, don't take it too seriously, go back to sleep!

Mao Xiaomao has an urge to climb the wall, to fly a swallow against the wall, people are abnormal people, except for the sister in my mind, even ghosts are abnormal ghosts, it's really nonsense.

This is to fight, or to comfort, but also to sleep with yourself, in the middle of the night if you are pressed by a ghost, it is not good, if the yang energy is sucked away, then there is no place to cry, if the master knows, then he will not be laughed to death.

Mao Xiaomao, who rolled her eyes, didn't bother to answer, what else can she say to a ghost? Or find a room to sleep in as soon as possible, or after a few grinds, who knows what unpredictable things will happen?

The leader of the social people, the dwarf winter melon old cow brother, with his group of brothers, finally returned home, wrong, it should not be said to be home, where will there be a home in society, and people with a family are not social people, it should be said that they have returned to the nest.

Brother Niu's nest is an abandoned and unfinished building with more than a dozen floors, which has been occupied by him for many years, and over time, it will naturally become his place.

Standing at the door of his old nest, Brother Niu stopped, because he didn't dare to go in! The losses tonight were too heavy, it can be said that the whole army was wiped out, and it was difficult for him to explain to his wife.

There is a reason for this, his brothers know that they are also famous in the road, to put it nicely, Brother Niu is only a man who spoils his wife and has no degree, the so-called 'no degree', it is really bottomless, to put it mildly, it is super 'wife management' in the wonder and masterpiece.

There is a legend in the rivers and lakes that he wants to change his taste, even if he wants to steal food, the old cat steals the fishy, he has to find an excuse and run to other cities.

This is also a joke on the rivers and lakes, but Brother Niu didn't care, and was complacent, showing off from time to time and saying: "With my wife here, I'm not afraid, my wife is my Dinghai Shen Needle."

It's not terrible for her to make a mistake, what I'm most afraid of is that I make a mistake, which is unforgivable, even if it's a matter of men and women, even if one day in the future, there is a green top of the Inner Mongolian Ancient Prairie, and my wife is also needed for work. ”

"Brother Niu, let's go in! It's almost twelve o'clock, the brothers are more or less injured, they are all tired, they want to go in and have a good rest, tomorrow we have to get up a little early, go to see a doctor, besides, you can't go in if you don't go in! You can hide from the first day of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth. ”

A social person standing next to Brother Niu, when he saw Brother Niu standing at the door in a daze, he opened his mouth to persuade and explained, stopped halfway through speaking, glanced at his bright and bright big bald head, and said: "If you can escape the monk can't run to the temple, you don't dare to run, isn't it, what's the big deal, now bring two bricks and go up, just kneel down?"

Brother Niu's face was expressionless, his eyes were staring at this little brother, and he looked at it for a second or two, but he frightened this social person, and quickly took a few steps back, his body kept shaking, which showed that he was very scared.

After another year and seconds, Brother Niu suddenly sighed and said faintly: "Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and it is worthy of being a good brother, and your analysis is very correct."

Brother will accept your auspicious words, all dispersed, right? Have a good rest, nourish your spirit, and go to see the injury tomorrow, this can not be delayed, do an industry like ours, the body is the capital, and my brother will reimburse you. ”

After a pause, Brother Niu glanced at the manager of the gold store and Liu Yunxin, and then said: "Give me a good look at these two guys, but don't let them run away, maybe our losses can be made up from the two of them."

You must take a good look, didn't the Tibetan mastiff I raised die two days ago? The dog cage is empty now, so just put the two of them in it.

It's also regarded as waste utilization, I don't believe it, the dog is locked up, and the person can't be locked up, if the two of them can really escape, then even if they have the ability. ”

"Understood, Brother Niu, you can rest assured, we will never let them escape, this is also the only chance for you to suffer less, I can't let him escape. ”

After the social person who gave advice just now, after answering, all the people dispersed.