Chapter 32: Me! Heal Myself
Hahahahaha......
Hey, hey, hey, hey......
Ahem, ahem!
In the serious hospital, in the company of the serious.
Ye Ge almost laughed himself to death on the hospital bed.
There was no way, he couldn't help but be unhappy.
"Ding, card read!Silver!"
"Congratulations to the streamer for obtaining the Intermediate Medical Skill (Permanent)!"
Pleasant beeps.
A large amount of knowledge and skills about doctors and medical skills, like the instinct of being born to know, are imprinted in the depths of Ye Ge's soul and can be remembered at any time......
There are many obscure nouns and terms, although Ye Ge has only heard of them for the first time, but he already knows them.
", why are you lying flat, anchor, what posture is this?"
"Girls, the anchor can't move, your chance has come!" The audience [Ah Wei 18 style, all alive and broken].
"You shout! No one will come to save you even if you scream and cut your throat, hahahahaha!"
"Broken throat, broken throat!"
"When I think of you, I'm ah~ahah...... Who can save me...... Ahh......h Ahhh
......
"Master's experience is really perverted. ”
"These audiences, one by one...... I can only say that it is terrifying!"
After reading the barrage with difficulty, Ye Ge only felt that he was in a cold sweat, and after gasping for breath a few times, he said to Lang Zhong beside him:
"I'll need a skin knife, a crystal knife, and a scalpel, and then I'll find me a few pieces of five-hundred-year-old Xuanhuang Ginseng and two-hundred-year-old Blood Demon Jade...... A ground stove. ”
Ye Zhennan on the side just watched Ye Ge lie flat and smiled so much that he couldn't close his legs for a long time, and then just when he was full of worry, he suddenly said such a sentence.
This really frightened the old father, and he thought that Ye Ge was a little insane because he couldn't stand the blow: "Xiaoge, are you okay?"
"If you feel uncomfortable, just sleep well, everything will be fine, as a father, sooner or later you will behead Qu Jiantang and give you anger. ”
Ye Ge rolled his eyes involuntarily and said with a smile: "Dad, I'm fine, I'm feeling fine now! Give me the things I just said."
This is a medical hall, Dan Yi is not separated, these things must be there......"
"You...... What the hell do you want to do?" Ye Zhennan was stunned, this was also the common doubt of the other two people present.
"I, of course, am treating myself! I can't really be paralyzed for the rest of my life, right?"
Ye Ge said as a matter of course.
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent.
Ye Zhennan, Ye Huayun, and Gao Langzhong, the three big men all looked at Ye Ge with a kind of surprise and surprise and puzzled eyes.
Commonly known, doubting life.
"You, you...... You want to treat yourself?!" The old man surnamed Gao thought he had heard it wrong, and subconsciously asked again.
"Of course, you can't cure me, of course I'm going to try it myself, do you really give up treatment? Hurry up, don't waste time! Give me what I want." ”
Ye Ge's lower body was still unconscious, and he stretched his neck while lying on the hospital bed.
This moment......
Even Ye Zhennan, who is known as "one person shocking the south", was a little confused.
It wasn't until Ye Ge poked him lightly that Ye Zhennan reacted and found that there was not the slightest joke on Ye Ge's face.
Although his heart was full of huge question marks, Ye Zhennan's body moved very honestly, and the spirit weapon library and the elixir library were next to it, which was also convenient.
"I don't understand how you can treat yourself yourself, it's something that no one has ever heard of or even thought about......"
The current situation.
It's like a patient who has been brought to the operating table and is about to be declared ineffective......
Suddenly alive!
Suddenly nerve!
Suddenly, he snatched the doctor's scalpel and began to cut and play with himself......
Who can stand this?!
For a while, Lao Langzhong's heart was a little chaotic.
He carefully sorted out his thoughts and said as professionally as possible: "The sword is a killing weapon, and the sword qi is ferocious. ”
"Qu Jiantang and the Qu family's Hundred Beasts Chaotian Sword are even more famous, cutting gold and iron. ”
"What that sword qi destroys is not your muscles, but the meridians and nerves inside...... If you want to be treated, let's not say that my technology here does not allow it. ”
"That's allowed, and only external dissection can be performed, you must use Ma Boiling Powder for general anesthesia, otherwise that severe pain will be enough to kill you!"
"So how do you operate on yourself after general anesthesia?"
"Healers don't heal, that's been the case since ancient times...... Do you know what I mean?
"Got it, go get something. Ye Ge said.
“.........”
"You're going to be crazy, a lot of times, only crazy people can do miracles...... Thank you for the audience's reward, watch me perform the iron pot stew myself, 666!"
"Yes. ”