Chapter 809: Frolicking (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
After getting off work in the afternoon, Fang Yuan came home, Lan Caiyi and Dai Xiaolan hadn't come back from shopping.
The little one was already out of school and was teasing her little bunny in the courtyard corridor.
The popcorn jumped up and down beside her, and she didn't pay attention to it, and even a little annoyed by it.
As for the orange, it is always very cold, so it disdains to play with the little two-legged beast, it is the master.
The little one heard the doorway, and the man did not get up, but moved his butt and moved his position, and stuck his head out of the back door.
Seeing Fang Yuan coming back, he jumped up happily.
Scared the popcorn that was following her.
"Dad. The little guy happily ran over and pounced on Fang Yuan.
"What are you doing?" Fang Yuan asked, picking her up.
"I'm chatting with Fang Hopping. The little guy put his arms around his neck and said.
"Then what are you talking about?" Fang Yuan asked casually.
"I'm asking it, does it have a mom or dad? How many people are there in the family, who does it like the most?" said the little guy innocently.
"And who does it like the most?"
"Of course I like it the most!haha~" the little guy said happily.
Fang Yuan: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
It seems that the little rabbit is represented again.
The little guy glanced behind Fang Yuan again, and then asked, "Where's Mom?"
"She went shopping with Aunt Dai and will be back later. Fang Yuan put her down and said.
"Oh, oh, I thought she really didn't want you anymore. The little guy looked like he had a sudden realization.
"What have you been thinking about all day, you little head?" Fang Yuan reached out and tapped on her head.
The little guy immediately held his head in his hands and the pose was funny.
But what she said was not funny at all, I just heard her shout: "Grandpa, Dad hit me on the head." ”
"What, Fang Yuan, how can you hit the child'......s head?
Father Fang didn't know where he came from, and he was a reprimand to Fang Yuan.
"Hey~" The little guy is like a little fox who steals a hen, secretly proud next to him.
"Okay, I didn't hit her on the head at all, I just knocked her lightly twice, what about my mother!" Fang Yuan watched the little guy slip away, dissatisfied and authentic.
"I know, I just want her to be happy. Father Fang said quietly.
Fang Yuan: (⊙?? ⊙)
Father Fang is not a fool, how could he be deceived by the little guy's little trick.
Besides, Fang Yuan's strength to hurt his daughter, how could he be willing to beat her.
Father Fang saw that the little guy had slipped away, so he ended his performance.
"What about Caiyi, didn't Caiyi come back with you?" asked Father Fang.
"She went shopping with her classmates, and by the way, her classmates came to stay at our house for one night tonight. Fang Yuan said.
"Oh, then I'll ask your mom to cook two more dishes. Father Fang said and went to the kitchen.
"Hehe~" Fang Yuan caught the little piggy and went away.
But Fang Yuan ran to the corridor and didn't see the little guy in front of the rabbit cage.
It seems that the little guy is also very shrewd, knowing that Fang Yuan wants to settle accounts with her, he has secretly hidden.
"Ha, it turns out that you are hiding here, and I saw you, right?" Fang Yuan suddenly said loudly.
"Huh, how did you find me?" came the voice of the little guy from the dollhouse below the skateboard in the yard.
Fang Yuan walked over with a smile.
The little guy has already run out of it, and since he was discovered by his father, it's useless to hide it.
But she was still curious about how her father found her.
"Because you're a little stupid pig!" Fang Yuan said as he picked her up.
In the past, Fang Yuan would ask, "Xinxin, have you hidden it?"
She would reply, "I'm hiding." ”
Now that I play hide and seek with my children a lot, and I have learned to be smarter, it is useless to ask like this.
But he was still deceived by Fang Yuan.
"I'm not a little piggy, if I'm a piggy, then you're a pig daddy. "The little guy is dissatisfied.
"That pig daddy wants to kiss the little piggy. Fang Yuan leaned his face over to kiss her.
"Little piggy for you. Not to be outdone, the little guy arched wildly while holding Fang Yuan's head, making his face drool.
Hurriedly put her down.
"Haha~, I won. The little guy said proudly with his waist crossed.
"Really, it stinks. Fang Yuan wiped his face with a look of disgust.
"I don't stink. The little guy puffed out his mouth and hummed.
"It stinks, you stinky kid. ”
"I don't stink, I'm a fragrant child. ”
"Ha~, who said you are fragrant? You are a stinky child. Fang Yuandao.
"Boys stink, they're all stinky boys, girls are fragrant, dad, you're a boy, so you're a stinky poop. The little guy is super logical and immediately refutes it.
"Anyway, I don't care, you're just a stinky kid, stinky baby. Fang Yuan was a scoundrel.
"Heh~, you stinky bout, look at how powerful I am Ferdinand. ”
Ferdinand, who hadn't been dispatched for a long time, went out again, chasing the stinky yard and escaping.
"Shin Shin, what are you doing?" shouted Ai Cai next door from the balcony.
"I'm beating my stinky poop. The little one exclaimed.
"Then you lighten up, don't break him. Ai Cai advised.
"Don't worry, I'll give him a few gentle blows to teach him a lesson. "The little guy is very serious.
Fang Yuan: -_-||
Am I going to fight if I want?
"Your dad is going to slip away, catch him quickly. Fang Yuan took advantage of them to speak, and was about to slip away, but he didn't expect to be called broken by Aicai.
"Hehe~, I still want to run, hurry up and stop, give me a call. The little one immediately chased after him again.
"Isn't it a fool not to run? I'll give you a call, why don't you stop, let me run for a while." Fang Yuan dodged her little hand.
"I'm stopping, now you can call me. ”
The little one stopped, and she thought that her father, as honest as she was, would also stop and give her a call.
But she was naïve.
Fang Yuan ran directly towards home, laughing proudly as he ran: "Haha~, I'll just say you're a little fool." ”
At this moment, the little piggy was completely angry and chased after him angrily.
But as soon as Fang Yuan ran to the corridor, he saw Fang's father standing in the room and slammed the glass door shut.
"Uh......"
"Thank you, grandpa. The little guy thanked Daddy Fang behind the glass door.
Father Fang gave her a thumbs up through the glass door.
Then the little guy said proudly: "Hmph, you can't run away, right?"
"Well, I surrender. Fang Yuan resolutely begged for mercy.
"Don't surrender, I'll surrender when I'm done beating you. As he spoke, the little guy bumped into Fang Yuan's stomach.
Fang Yuan was afraid that she would fall, so he didn't dare to avoid it, and was directly hit on the stomach by her.
Then deliberately pretended to fall down the hallway.
"Ouch, ouch!"
Unfortunately, it was useless, and the little piggy got angry and jumped on him and scratched it.
Fang Yuan was almost out of breath when she tickled his laughter.
"I'm back, what are you doing?" As soon as Lan Caiyi entered the house, he saw through the glass door that the little guy was riding on Fang Yuan and was scratching him.
"Mom. The little guy jumped up from Fang Yuan's body and jumped twice before he was relieved.
Father Fang had already opened the door, and the little guy rushed in directly.
"Dad bullied me. The little guy sued first.
"Yes, how he bullied you, mom helped you teach him. Lan Caiyi picked her up and said.
"He said I was a stinky baby, a stinky baby. The little guy said with an aggrieved face.
"I sniff it. Lan Caiyi leaned over her neck and sniffed.
"It's a little stinky!" Lan Caiyi said with a smiling smile.
"Hmph, bad mom. The little guy said angrily.
"Okay, okay, you're fragrant, it's a fragrant baby, this is my mother's classmate, you have to call someone. Lan Caiyi pulled Dai Xiaolan behind her.
"Hello classmates!"