"Looking at the housing prices in Shanghai from the sound of firecrackers during the Spring Festival, 2-30,000 can clearly hear the sound of firecrackers, 4-50,000 vaguely heard, and 8-200,000 can not be heard at all. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"A mortgage is about pressing you to the ground and uncovering you layer by layer. ”

"The Chinese nation is a wise nation, and we invented the problem of staggered commuting to solve the problem of congestion. Next, we can also invent staggered peak buying to solve the problem of high housing prices, simply put, some people buy a house in this life, and some people buy a house in the next life......"

Shanglian: "Stupid" came, "stupid" bought, "stupid" earned hundreds of thousands;

The next link: "shrewd" counts, "shrewd" looks, and the "shrewd" year is in vain;

Horizontal batch: buy if you believe it, and continue to watch if you don't believe it. ”

Zhang Fan's words made the people watching the live broadcast feel happy, but these jokes were in line with reality.

"Third child, don't look at people's thighs, come to Brother Fan's live broadcast room, it's very cool......"

"Sister, come on......"

"Brother, come and ......"

People watching the live broadcast notified each other, and more and more people ran to Zhang Fan's live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast. Within 20 minutes of the broadcast, the number of online users had reached a terrifying 200,000.

At Panda Headquarters, the technician in charge of traffic monitoring suddenly noticed a rapid increase in website traffic.

"What the hell is going on?"

Lu Kai asked seriously.

"Mr. Lu, it has been found out that it is Zhang Fan who will do the live broadcast again. Now, the number of people in Zhang Fan's live broadcast room has reached 200,000, and this number is still rising......"

The technician's words made Lu Kai's eyes widen, and he quickly let the technician enter Zhang Fan's live broadcast room. As soon as I entered the live broadcast room, I saw Zhang Fan standing on the stage and dancing, and the three Fan Gexiu behind looked very funny.

"How much has housing prices risen in our country in the last five years? I'll tell you a story and you'll know. ”

Zhang Fan said with a smile, and Lu Kai and other technicians also stared at Zhang Fan's live broadcast room with wide eyes.

"Said that we have an old Wang in Shanghai, five years ago, he breaded a second wife outside. Afraid that his daughter-in-law would find out, he secretly spent 1 million to buy a house in Pudong. Then give another 500,000 to this second wife every year. Five years later, Lao Wang got tired of playing, so he kicked the second wife away. Then sell the house for 6 million......"

"I bought a house for 1 million, I spent 2.5 million in five years, and the house was sold for 6 million. In other words, Lao Wang Bai has played with the second wife for five years and earned 2.5 million ......"

Zhang Fan's words immediately made people laugh.

"Haha......"

"Brother Fan's mouth. True Poison ......"

"Lao Wang is so happy......"

"It's still good to be ...... Wang"

"Damn, if I were Lao Wang, I would pack a few more ......"

The live broadcast room is called an active, and the gifts are constantly rising. Lu Kai: They were also amused.

"This Brother Fan, his mouth is still so poisonous. ”

"yes, but it's enjoyable to listen to......"

"yes......"

The people at the Panda headquarters also discussed, but everyone didn't move, and continued to watch Zhang Fan's talk show.

Someone asked. Brother Fan, why are our housing prices so high? Why? Let me tell you a story, and you will understand. ”

Zhang Fan's words made everyone look forward to it, and it was another story.

"Said that the rabbit has a monthly salary of 5,000 and plans to build a nest with 200,000. The wolf is not allowed, saying that building it without permission is an illegal building, and it is only allowed to buy from Wang Ba. Wang Ba is engaged in real estate, first bribing the wolf with 200,000 yuan to obtain the development right, then using 500,000 yuan to buy this land from the wolf, investing 100,000 yuan to cover the rabbit's nest, and asking the rabbit for 2 million yuan. ”

The rabbit couldn't take out so much money, so he borrowed 2 million yuan from the fox, with 3 million yuan with interest, and paid it off in 20 years, and the rabbit's family worked for the fox for 20 years. The wolf, the fox, and the king all made money, but only the rabbit lost, and even the child did not dare to give birth. ”

"There are fewer and fewer rabbits, and the wolf thinks that everyone has no meat to eat if this continues, so he regulates it. The wolf seems to attach great importance to the problem of the price of rabbit nests being too expensive, and has studied and deployed policy measures to curb the rapid rise in the price of rabbit nests. In the end, it was determined that the reason why the price of the rabbit nest was too high was because some rabbits bought the rabbit nest and resold it without living on their own. ”

So the wolf stipulated: If the rabbit buys the rabbit nest and sells it within 5 years, it must pay business tax to the wolf. As a result, the price of the rabbit nest did not come down, but the wolf made a fortune. Then the wolf said to the fox, "Lend only money to the rabbit that has paid more money first, and raise the interest rate of the usury, and do not borrow more to buy the rabbit's nest, but pay all the money." In this way, the fox also made a fortune in the process of buying a nest for rabbits. ”

Wang Ba took advantage of the price increase in the rabbit nest to buy land from the wolf at a higher price, and passed it on to the rabbit nest price, and then sold it to the rabbit after the price was increased. Seeing the wolf working hard for himself, the rabbit was grateful to the wolf, but still found that the rabbit nest was getting more and more expensive. The wolf said: This matter is very complicated, and it is really not easy to do, but the rabbits can rest assured, we will continue to regulate, and we can levy a rabbit nest tax on rabbits who already have rabbit nests┉"

Zhang Fan slowly finished the story, and when the story was finished, everyone fell silent all of a sudden.

"This ......"

"Brother Fan dares to say this?"

"That's too bold, isn't it?"

"This ......"

At the Panda Headquarters, everyone couldn't help but swallow their saliva. The irony of this story is so sharp.

"Brother Fan is awesome......"

"Brother Fan, you're too powerful......"

"Damn, I understand ...... now"

"It turns out that we are all the same rabbit......"

"Bunny ......"

"What the fuck ......"

Everyone was captivated by the story. Everyone knows who the wolf, the rabbit, the fox, and the king are in this story.

How have house prices risen over the years? I'm afraid the story has already been stated.

"Brother Fan, don't say anything, the gift is ......"

"Yoyo Yo Yo ......"

"Here ......

Many people start to swipe gifts, even if they don't have money, it's a little more interesting. Looking at the number of people in the live broadcast room, it has reached 320,000.

"Thank you for your support, that's all for today's Fan Ge show. We'll see you tomorrow from nine to ten o'clock......"

Zhao Gui waved his hand to say goodbye to everyone, and finally turned off the broadcast. After the broadcast was closed, Zhang Fan breathed a long sigh of relief.

After drinking a few sips of water, Zhang Fan looked at his account. The number of fans soared by 500,000 again, reaching 16.5 million, and the higher the number of fans, the more difficult it became.

Looking at the reward amount again, Zhang Fan's eyes widened. The amount of the tip was as high as 530,000. This amount is very large, you must know that you only broadcast for an hour, and there is no promotion, there is no anchor to cheer you on, which is completely different from the last time you challenged Guinness.

One hour, a reward of 530,000 yuan. After deducting the tax of 110,000 yuan, I still have 420,000 yuan left. This income makes Zhang Fan very satisfied, if this rhythm continues, paying off the company's arrears is just around the corner.