Why is it so hard to be a monkey? It's not ideal, God can't hone me like this!

We don't need this kind of opportunity, we can't waste it!

Judging from the current situation, this is something that cannot be refused, and there is no escape.

can only passively accept it, it must be like this, otherwise according to a sentence in the world, it is an unscientific thing.

Heaven and earth are not afraid, the monkey is most afraid of his father in this life, and the most admired is his father.

Sun Qianqian was worried on the side, while Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng were running on the road of demons.

At this time, something even more speechless happened again, how could I meet these two people in this life?

The two brothers are really boring, and they are almost one step away from the neurotic.

No, it should be said that there are 0.01 meters left, otherwise it would not be enough to express the ...... at this time!

Wu Zhanpeng appeared in two sacks in his hand, and said like a child who had done something wrong: "Cousin, I forgot about it."

I'm sorry that these two sacks aren't full, what do you think I'm supposed to do?"

"What do you say? It must be easy to do, but now we're embarrassed to solve this problem.

The master is over there, this is someone's territory, it's just a small thing, let's leave this problem to the master to solve!

After all, there are still two sacks empty, which is a bad thing, they have reached this point, and they can't afford to waste space, right?"

After saying that, the eyes of Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng looked at Sun Yiyi together.

It means that it's naked, naked, naked, very obvious, that is, what should you do about this, look at the solution, right?

I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore, if I endure it any longer, I will become a turtle with a shrunken head.

The monkey became stronger and the turtle was so funny, isn't this meant to make people watch the show?

Even if it's a novel, it can't be written like this, the varieties are different, how can it be converted?

Sun Qianqian completely broke out, and roared loudly: "Isn't it just two sacks?

You've already gotten so much, what's the matter if there's one more sack or one less sack?

But when you're done, fuck me off! I hate you two at this point.

I really didn't expect that my soul would be shattered by your blows, and I would rather go to retreat again than see you two again.

If you want to come back in the future, you two must make an appointment in advance.

Because, you have to be prepared, you have to be in a good mood, and you have to estimate how strong the ability to be hit hard, or else the outcome will be difficult to predict.

Otherwise, I may die, and if I don't die, I will be mad by you, and I can only say once again: It's so sad. ”

"How can you be like this?......! no, how can you be like this monkey?

The boat of friendship will capsize when it is said to capsize, and the speed of this face-turning is too fast, and I can't compare to yours.

It's so unkind, can you give us a little time to buffer it? It's a bit unacceptable!

It's all bullshit, and listening to it in your ears is irresponsible to your ears and will be polluted.

Sun Qianqian decided to ignore it anymore, he loved as much as he wanted, and he didn't want to stay with these two dicks anymore.

Soared into the air, flew away directly, what are you doing here if you don't leave? If you are angry and die in your own territory, you really can't be a monkey, and your face will fall to the ground and be shattered.

Looking at the way he fled from the monkey rush, he probably thought that if he stayed for a second longer, he would really die, which was impossible, but it was possible to go crazy.

"Cousin, Brother Monkey is gone now, so what should the two of us do?"

Wu Zhanpeng held two empty sacks in his hands and asked Situ Junshu, "You can't just stand here like this, right?"

"What impact? Do you need to influence? What do you two care about?

Can the influence be eaten as a meal? If it can't be eaten as a meal, what is the use?

There are a few monkeys here, we know each other, I think they are the only ones who know the two of us, where will the two of us know them?

Basically, there is no actual loss, so let everything go with the wind, right?

Come on with the practical best, everything else is floating clouds, isn't there still two empty sacks that are not filled?

Now that you know what to do, you have to fill these two sacks to the brine.

After that, the two of us will be honest and do what your monkey brother says.

Fuck off, that's impossible, the two of us are human beings, and we are not round eggs.

It was impossible to roll, so we filled the two sacks and walked on our feet. ”

............

"Look for it again, seriously, carefully, but you must not be confused again.

It's okay to do it once, but you can't do it a second time, or you're an unforgivable fool. ”

"Cousin, I really don't! Why don't you believe what I'm saying? I've looked for it many times.

It's all full, and there isn't even a single plastic bag, so how can a sack still exist?"

"Is there really no more? ”

"Really, no, that's impossible, it's perfect. ”

After making sure that everything was full, Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng, two dicks with no bottom line, were ready to leave with satisfaction.

According to the inertia of boredom, it is inevitable to chirp a few crooked nonsense, which is certain and indispensable.

Otherwise, it's not just the two of them, so it's okay to pretend that you didn't hear it.

It's okay if a gust of wind blows, but you can't take it too seriously, otherwise you will be angry like Sun Qianqian.

"Since there is no more, let's go? No matter how good this Huaguo Mountain is, it is also someone else's home. ”

"I love to hear this sentence, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own kennels, so cousin, which nest are we going to?"

"Go to my own separate nest. ”

"What do you mean, dear cousin, I don't understand what you mean, can you make it clear?"

"Listen, young man, for this is not the same time I used to be. ”

Wu Zhanpeng's doubts made Situ Junshu, who was in a very happy mood, even more happy in an instant.

He said triumphantly, "Because I'm out of the ranks of single dogs, and I can be the master of the house."

According to the saying of mortals in the world, if we have a household book, then I am the head of the household.

You must still be a single dog now, so I won't talk too much nonsense with you, how can you understand my current mood.

If you talk too much, your brain is so small, it may not be enough, I'm a little worried.

Don't think too much, think too much, it's not good to become insane, I don't want to take that risk.

You're just behind my ass, just fulfill your duties as a love counselor, and if you do a good job, I'll probably pay you a salary.

Now I only go to one place, no matter how wonderful other places are, I will not go, that is, to find a wife. ”

..................

"What kind of fruits are these? They don't taste at all, and eating them in your mouth is like drinking plain water, and the price is so expensive? It's really an unreasonable thing, what am I talking about?"

On a table in front of Yun Silan, there were all kinds of fruits, cantaloupe, bananas, kiwifruit, grapefruit, and so on.

There are many of them, both foreign and domestic, and there are quite a lot of them, just grapes, there are several varieties.

After reluctantly eating another grape, Yun Silan continued to say to Mi Fu, who was standing aside: "I don't care what method you use, I just need the result."

But don't give me any more reasons, because your reason is just that: we are a one-line contact, only the master contacts me, and I can't contact him.

These words are just like your master, they are all smelly farts, and quickly contact me with the owner of your bullshit-like thing.

You have to think about your future little master, this is a very important thing, more important than your life.

How can you eat meat every day? You should know better than I do, if the nutrition is uneven, can the child develop well?

I won't say anything else, anyway, I talk about it every day, that is, those words, it's really not interesting?

I've just eaten my fill, and the air in the room is a little stuffy, so you can figure it out by yourself! I'll go out for a two-step walk and take a walk. ”

Yun Silan left, but Mi Fu had a wry smile on his face, this is really uncontactable!

Super, I especially want to say to Yun Silan: "Sister, my strength is really not allowed, and it has not yet reached that level, even if it is to create conditions again, it is impossible." ”

What a nerve-wracking thing! This master is really, it's been so long, and he doesn't contact himself anymore.

It won't be hiding and not admitting it, right? I shouldn't be unlucky enough to meet such a tasteless person.

Mi Fu's heart is stuffed, as a responsible ghost, it is really heartbroken.

Keep walking around, this is really no way to do things, to be able to do things, can only wait.

Next time, you must talk to the host, and you must contact yourself regularly, and the time can not be too long, this kind of taste is really uncomfortable.

"Come out quickly, don't tell anyone, I'm coming!"

Just when Mi Fu was in a mess, a familiar voice suddenly appeared in his mind.

Suddenly overjoyed, this is the voice that has been long-awaited for a long time.