Text Text_Chapter 564 Retreat cultivation can be so cruel to yourself
Zheng Qian saw the 12,000 orange spars that Zhu Bajie gave a reward, and his heart was also happy, I'm afraid this must be half of the old pig's entire family property, a full 120 yellow spars, plus the 5,000 orange spars he has now, converted to a full 170 yellow spars, and he has checked so many 130 in the live broadcast room from the upgrade.
He seemed to have seen the dawn of victory, and Zheng Qian couldn't help shouting in the live broadcast room when he was so excited.
At this moment, public opinion in the live broadcast room is also rapidly swarming.
"Ah, it felt pretty good to listen to this song at first, but the more I listened to it, the more I felt something, and now I realize that this whole song was originally written for a pig!"
"Don't you want to live anymore? Do you know who that pig is? That's Marshal Tianpeng, and he can be regarded as a messenger of the Pure Altar who has been secretly in love with Fairy Chang'e for a long time, what are you shouting here!"
"No wonder, the song sung by Fairy Chang'e is still so meaningful, could it be that she is conveying her love to Marshal Tianpeng?"
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Looking at the voice of discussion, Zhu Bajie was about to blush, "The value of this flower, the value of the cliff, one hundred and twenty yellow spars, old pig, if I want to get it, half a month's thing, now the entire Three Realms know that Fairy Chang'e sang a song for my old pig, what a face, good brother, enough righteousness!"
Zhu Bajie grinned, held his big belly, slapped the table with his big hands, and couldn't close his legs with a smile.
Chang'e also didn't know that the name of this song was "Song of the Pig" after singing, she didn't think about it so much at first, as usual, she got the song and started singing, until she found the comments in the live broadcast room after singing, which was a little fried.
Zheng Qian hurriedly appeased through the anonymous account, and promised to give another hundred bottles of fairy liquid plus two creamy fruit cakes to settle the matter.
However, after doing this, Zheng Qian's heart is cool, if he does it again, he will be able to upgrade the portable live broadcast room in minutes, and when the time comes, the spar will go to his pocket in an uproar!
Zheng Qian was happy, but some people in the heavenly court turned black after seeing Chang'e's song.
Erlang God had a black face, holding a three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand, and a fierce burst of true qi burst out, directly splitting the stone lions in the courtyard in half, "Damn, how can this old pig have such a blessing, Fairy Chang'e actually sings specifically for him? If you want to sing, you have to sing for me, what kind of thing is he!"
The jealousy in the heart of the bulging Erlang God surged upward, and it was not enough to vent for a while, "No, I also have to find the new brother and ask him to let Chang'e sing a song of Erlang God, and he must overshadow the name of this pig song!"
"Howling Dog!"
Erlang God shouted loudly in the True Monarch's Mansion, but there was no trace of him.
"Damn, that Chang'e is angry with me when she sings, and you are also angry with me with this leper dog? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will eat dog meat hot pot tonight?" Erlang angrily put away the three-pointed two-edged knife, turned around and walked towards the residence of the roaring dog.
Before he got closer, he heard a high-pitched and refreshing voice coming from the depths of his bones, and then the roaring dog trembled, "Damn, it's so cool, it's so cool, this feels like ...... Hahaha......"
The roaring dog laughed nervously, and Erlang God stood at the door with a confused expression, "The dog is crazy?"
Just as he was about to go in, the voice of the howling dog barked again, "Haha, it really lives up to its name, this feeling, this sourness, it feels like all the in the heavenly court have been here...... One word, cool, two words are particularly cool, three words, very cool!"
"What?"
Erlang God at the door suddenly widened his eyes, "This roaring dog actually took all the in the whole heavenly court...... Damn, this son can do it, I haven't got it yet!"
As he spoke, he pushed the door in and was about to question the Howling Dog, but as soon as the door was pushed open, Erlang God was stunned.
The whistling dog was lying on the bed on all fours, holding a bottle of green liquid in his front paws, and kept pouring it on his body, his face flushed, and his mouth was still trembling and shouting, "It's so cool......"
"What is this?" Erlang God looked at with a confused face, and said that what about the of the all-heavenly court?
The Howling Sky Dog was full of embarrassment, and in the face of the owner's questioning, he had to answer honestly: "This...... This is the fairy liquid, I saw Zhu Bajie use it, he got it from the new brother, and the sour feeling after touching it can't be stopped, it feels like all the in the heavenly court have been here!"
"Fart, this bullshit fairy liquid!" Erlang God's face froze, and there was a hint of hope in the depths of his eyes, he strode forward and snatched the fairy liquid from the hand of the roaring dog, "Get out and work, confiscate it!"
The whistling dog had to put on his pants and leave with his head bowed.
But when he finished his work and was about to report to Erlang God, when he walked to the door, he heard a terrible voice coming, "Damn, this is really good...... It feels like all the fairies in the heavenly court have been here......"
The roaring dog looked through the crack in the window, the bottle of the fairy liquid on the ground was empty, before Zheng Qian explained to him, he used a few drops at a time, just when Erlang God confiscated his own fairy liquid, he didn't have time to explain, Erlang God actually poured the whole bottle up?
"I'll go, where is the fairy of the Heavenly Court here, this is clearly the women of the Three Realms are coming......!"
In the next five hours, every once in a while, there would be a terrible sound in the True Monarch's Mansion, but it sounded like a sound that was deep in the bones, and often the immortals who passed by would look at it with admiration on their faces, and then say from the bottom of their hearts, "Erlang God is really worthy of being the law enforcement god of the Heavenly Court, and he can be so ruthless to himself in retreat and cultivation, I really admire it!"
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Zheng Qian stared at his phone, but he was thinking in his heart, Erlang God had already sent the Heavenly Dog to come over and say that as long as Chang'e could sing a song for him, he would be more arrogant than Zhu Bajie, and he would give one hundred and fifty yellow spars, if he got these, wouldn't it be a proper thing to carry the live broadcast room?
But this matter is also a bit tricky, just because of Zhu Bajie's trouble, Chang'e almost broke up with herself, and then let her sing a song to Erlang God, it is estimated that she will lose this big singer, this result is really difficult to do!
However, Zheng Qian did not refuse, how could there be any reason to give away this thing that was about to arrive, he just said to think about it.
At this moment, his door was pushed open suddenly, and Huang Ning rushed in in a panic.
"Oh no, Sister Man has an accident......