Mi Fu finally realized, how to call speechless, how to call poor lyrics, how to call it have nothing to say, what is called playing the piano to a cow, how to call it a chicken and duck talking?

It's not the same kind, it's really no common language, it's unreasonable, it's difficult to communicate, it's very painful, it's really a very strong urge to hit people.

It's better to cut through the mess quickly, you can't talk nonsense like this, you can't leave your sister for too long, saying that a qualified bodyguard is not good, and it is incompetent to do so.

"I'll tell you directly, right? As long as any man hears this, he will definitely be bored, and feel that there is no hope in this life, unless you have a special hobby.

I'm not going to tell you directly, because I think it's a bit cruel, so I'll give you a little time to calm down, ask you a question, and then I'll tell you, what's wrong with the end result?

What is that? Are you married? Do you have any children? How many children do you have? Is it a boy or a girl? I have to figure out a little bit about this question before I can judge how powerful it is to hit you, and whether it can withstand it?

There are three unfilial pieties, no queen is the greatest, this is not your personal problem, it is your family's problem, you are such a big person, there should be that kind of male and female life, I must not tell me that you are still a place. ”

"Hah, hah, heh, big brother, you really joke, it turns out that you are really so humorous, how can you still be in that place when you see a person like me who has a little status?

On the night after my 18th birthday, I didn't have this thing anymore, and the things that I had kept for 18 years were completely gone that night, the first time!

I'm still single now, I'm not married, I originally planned to get married this year, because my father and mother were too anxious, and the most important thing was my mother-in-law, because I was the father of three children, two women, one man, and ......!"

"Okay, okay, since this is the case, I understand your situation, then I can rest assured, it turns out that you have completed all the tasks very well, you have been a father for many years, so I was worried for a while.

Okay, OK, congratulations! Your wife is completely relieved of you, I'll tell you about the problems in your body now, when I slapped you just now, I accidentally slapped you a few times, and I don't know if it was three slaps or four slaps.

In short, it's too much, and the yin attribute energy in your hands is injected too much into your body, and you don't have to shave from now on, because you will never grow a beard again, and your balls will be shattered.

Although you still have that hard function, you can also have the desire to feel, you can have that life with your wife, and you can have that momentary ejaculation, but there is no such seed, and all that comes out is useless protein.

Even if you want to have children again, it will be impossible, so to tell you so clearly, in a simple sentence, you have now become: eunuch. ”

"Brother, you are really my own brother, it is definitely not in this life, it is definitely my own brother in the last life, I want to thank you! Thank you for not being my brother in this life, and taking care of me so much.

You must not misunderstand me, nor look at me with strange eyes, I am not sick, I am a normal person, and what I am saying now is the truth.

I finally understood, what you just said is that this problem is not wrong with me at all, you can save me a lot of money, and I don't have to worry about it anymore.

I only want one child in my life, whether male or female, but my father-in-law and mother-in-law always force me to have more children.

Because my wife is an only child, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law are also face-loving people, when they were young, they liked to go to the mountains and rivers, and they didn't have time to have children, and when they were old, they regretted it, but they shifted the responsibility to me.

What do you think this is? Actually, there is nothing wrong with having a few more children, it is my wife who is tired! The most important point is that the old man and the old mother-in-law are too picky.

It is their request to have more children, and one of the children born has their surname, but after giving birth to the child, they are irresponsible, and they do not pay for raising the child, because I have more money than them.

Do you know how high the cost of raising a child is now? My pressure is very great, miscellaneous expenses, that is quite a lot, I am almost overwhelmed, and now you have finally helped me solve this troublesome problem, I am touched!

I'll tell you secretly, I usually don't tell others about this problem, and there is a more personal question about me, you said that my brother's functions are still there, but he lacks the ability of that seed.

This is the result I want, in fact, this will save me a lot of money, and more importantly, it will save trouble, when I used to steal food outside with my wife behind my back, I was afraid that I would leave seeds.

I once had the idea of going to the hospital and giving myself a knife, but I was afraid of the pain, and I was afraid that other people would find out and be laughed at and killed.

Well, now that I have met you, I have come to the good fortune, and the biggest trouble of my life has been solved unconsciously, which is a fortunate thing.

From now on, you can boldly go everywhere without flowing down, leaving fragrance everywhere without worrying about leaving seeds, and you can rest assured that you can wake up with peace of mind without trouble. ”

"Stop, hurry up and shut up your stinky mouth for me? Don't give me any more nonsense, even if Lao Tzu was your brother in his last life, but he is definitely not your father, these are all bad things in your family, don't tell me, your mother is a girl's ball, such a happy thing, you are still shaking here.

Since you're fine, let's get me to work? Look what kind of you're doing? The road is full of stones and branches, and you don't care about public property at all.

Haven't you ever gone to school? Or did the teacher teach you the knowledge of civility and politeness, and as soon as you graduated from elementary school, you forgot everything cleanly, and this must be the case.

Hurry up and clean it up, fortunately, at this point in time, there are no other vehicles coming and going, otherwise if the police come, it will be bad, not afraid of 10,000 in case, hurry up and clean up, no and broken things are good. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, what the eldest brother said is really not wrong, it's all our fault, we didn't think about it through our heads, so we did it in a hurry, fortunately we met you who were reasonable, otherwise we wouldn't know how to die. ”

It's so good at talking about the mountains.,Compared with my sister.,When you get the opportunity, you can make so many mistakes.,And it's a little repetitive.,It's shameless!

It's better to flee quickly, my sister in my own family, there is no way, I have to endure it, but this bastard in front of me, what kind of thing is she? and I can't destroy it, so let him fend for himself.

"Dear brothers, today is a special day, we have finally found a bull backer, how awesome this bull is, you have already seen it with your own eyes, you have seen it for the second time, but the first time you have confidence, and it is full of pride, and you have seen it very glorious.

Since then, we have infinite possibilities, and there have been many of them, which are unattainable for us, and we will be terrified when we see one of their dogs.

Now it's different from the past, now they are a fart to us, if they provoke us, this will definitely not let them have good fruit to eat, the price they can't afford, and the ashes are the best price.

Okay, let's not talk more about the superfluous nonsense, let's work now, right? We must do the work beautifully, so that this ghost brother is satisfied, and our backer will be much more stable in the future. ”

There are many people and great strength, Wu Yuanfa and Wu Dapeng, the six of them, are worthy of being people who beg for a living on the rivers and lakes, and they really have a set of things to do, three times five divided by two, and in less than ten minutes, they will tidy up the road cleanly.

After finishing the work, Mi Fu is quite satisfied, everyone in the world is useful, as long as it is placed in the right position, it can create equivalent value, even if it is a fool, there is also the usefulness of a fool.

However, in order to make Wu Yuanhua and Wu Dapeng and the six of them have a deeper impression, seeing the big iron ball next to them, Mi Fu had a new idea.

Don't say a word, keeping silent is the best performance of the master, the previous words have been said a bit too much, at this time we must improve the deterrence to the best effect.

Mi Fu came to the big iron ball, deliberately pretending to be operating an unfathomable magic skill, put his hands on the big iron ball, the big iron ball seemed to be sucked, began to emit red light, slowly became more and more intense, and finally became very dazzling, like a fireball.

Such a large iron ball, at least a ton of weight, at this time it looks as if it has no weight, was lifted by Mi Fu with both hands, it seems to be very easy, like lifting a plastic foam ball.