Qiao Lin is quite talented in storytelling, when she was a child, she squatted next to Lao Dong to tell it, and now she is lying under the bed to tell Min Jia, her story has become a good medicine for enlightening people. Min Jia likes to listen to her cousin's stories, because in her cousin's eyes, no matter how ordinary her daily life is, there is a different kind of fun.

Among Jolene's huge reserve of stories, there is a story about the chemistry laboratory building that her sister has told.

In the winter of 2006, probably the day Yao Ming was named the best player in the West in November, there was a Chinese guy who was very excited. A big boy actually acted like a cute girl, and rushed to the experimental building with a jump. On that day, the glass door was wiped clean by the cleaning aunt, and the boy's brain was convulsed, and he thought that the door was not closed, and slammed into it.

The boy was so big and strong that when he bumped into it, the glass shattered.

Most people would never have imagined that when "a loud noise" and the specific place of "Chemical Laboratory Building" were combined, there would be any wonderful sparks that would collide.

After hearing this loud noise, the surrounding students were silent for three seconds, and I don't know who roared loudly, "Exploded!", and then the whole building went into chaos. Sirens blared, and people rushed out of the research room, scrambling downstairs. If you look at it from the outside, this building looks like a grassland trampled by thousands of troops, swaying from side to side in the shaking of the ground and mountains.

However, when the first group of people who ran out saw the Chinese guy at the door, they all stopped and stared at each other.

The Chinese guy was stunned, his eyebrows were broken, but he forgot to cry out in pain. He didn't expect that one mistake by him would cause such a big riot.

Fortunately, Qiao Lu knew him and accompanied him to the hospital and got several stitches. The Chinese guy said dejectedly that he didn't expect him to have the opportunity to demonstrate an idiom in person - happiness begets sadness. He was heartbroken, patted his chest and said that if he heard the good news of Team Rocket in the future, he must run a few laps on the playground first, vent all his excitement, and then go to the experiment.

Min Jia was amused by her cousin, and Qiao Lin smiled: "If I see Kaka one day, I may also hit the door, or I may pass out directly, so I quite understand that boy." ”

"But at least you won't scare the whole building out! Second sister, is the chemistry lab really that scary?"

"Of course! My sister said that when she was an undergraduate, her classmate made a mistake and threw sodium into the water, and a fireball popped out of the beaker and burned the man's eyebrows. There are also some people who are not serious, and the raw materials are spilled on the ground, and once a fire starts, the flame is like a fire dragon! When it is more advanced, and it comes into contact with radiation, it will be even worse, and many chemists have had leukemia!"

“…… It's not easy for scientists! The reward is pitiful compared to their efforts. ”

"So, when my sister chose chemistry, she was ridiculed by my aunt. But it can't be helped, my sister likes it, she just wants to be a chemist. ”

"Then you have to tell Sister Lulu that you must be careful when doing experiments!"

Jolene yawned and said, "Don't worry, people like my sister are all masters of experiments, and I haven't seen anyone more serious than my sister." Sleep, sleep, and I'll tell you a new story tomorrow. ”

Jolene is asleep, and if she could travel back to reality from her dreams, she wouldn't have set this flag.

After her boyfriend went to the United States for graduate school, Qiao Lu felt unprecedented peace. With her boyfriend's care, she can do experiments without distractions, and in the past six months since Xu Weilai, she has published two papers, although it is not a top journal, but it is not easy at the master's level.

In the eyes of outsiders, Xu Wei's boyfriend can score 100 points. Soon after he arrived in the United States, he bought a second-hand car and took Qiao Lu home every night; after making a little money as a purchasing agent, he couldn't wait to buy all kinds of bags for Qiao Lu, although Qiao Lu didn't carry it much; on holidays, he would take Qiao Lu out for a ride, and would not let Qiao Lu spend a penny. He said coolly: "I said that I wanted to raise you, and I wanted to provide you with experiments, and if I said it, I absolutely had to do it." ”

Of course, in addition to being too busy, Qiao Lu is also a 100-point girlfriend in other aspects. The two haven't lived together yet, but every weekend, Qiao Lu will cook a table of hearty Chinese food for her boyfriend and help him tidy up the room, knowing that he is not rich, she will change ways to save him money and buy clothes for him every season.

Qiao Lu experienced too much hardship when she was a girl, so she has always maintained the habit of frugality. Before Xu Weilai, her inherent asset was only a second-hand bicycle, and after Xu Wei's arrival, she gave it away, and she carried a simple backpack all the year round, and her clothes were bought at the outlets at discounts. After more than two years in the United States, she only knew the location of a Sephora, and occasionally went to visit and buy some necessities, let alone those luxury stores. She often said that the book has its own golden house, and it is better to go out to the library than to go out.

The money Qiao Lu saved, in addition to sending it to her family, was saved. Because she has always had a wish, that is, to let her family come to the United States before graduation. The aunt often showed off her experience of going abroad in front of Qiao's family, which made Qiao Lu very uncomfortable. So, she decided to give her family a big gift to travel abroad. It is impossible for the younger brother who is in the army to go abroad, but his parents and little sister can come. The sun is still shining in California, and they will love it.

With this dream in mind, Qiao Lu silently saved money, looking forward to realizing this wish as soon as possible.

Qiao Lu has been suffering from childhood to adulthood, and it wasn't until Xu Wei came that she had someone to rely on. She thought that life had been kind to her, but she didn't expect that after only one semester, their contradictions would come to the fore.

Xu Wei didn't like to study in the first place, and even if he applied for graduate school in the United States, he just changed places to do business. In the first semester, he took only three courses, and ended up with two C's and one D's. Xu Wei didn't care, he still went his own way. He proudly said that his brain structure can be divided into three parts, Qiao Lu, doing business, and playing games, of which Qiao Lu accounts for 90 percent, and the other two are equally divided into 10 percent.

After Qiao Lu saw his results, she was extremely anxious: "Xu Wei, you can't do this, if you are persuaded to quit by the school, you will lose your qualification to stay, and the next step is to be repatriated to China." Do you really want to do that?"

"I didn't get an F, didn't I pass all this semester?

Qiao Lu had a hard time understanding his thinking, and said: "Do you know that in our major, even if you get a B, it will have the same meaning as getting an F, which is fatal!

"Can your school be the same as my school? The best people in the world are there for you, can I compare with you? As long as I don't get F, then everything will be fine. ”

If you quarrel according to this logic, it is useless to quarrel more, Qiao Lu is well aware of this law, so she talked about other topics: "Your grades are linked to your attendance, and if your grades are so poor, the school will definitely investigate your attendance." You have skipped so many classes in order to do business, and if the school finds out, how can you explain it? To put it mildly, the business you are doing now is tax evasion and tax evasion, and you will have to bear legal responsibility if you accumulate a certain amount of money! How many times do I have to tell you before you can understand this truth? You usually stay at home and play games, and you don't go out to socialize with people, I don't ask you how good you should be at studying, but you should at least practice your spoken English!"

"If you don't take a little risk, how can you make money? So many international students do purchasing agents, and I haven't heard of being audited!"

"It's not just a matter of checking whether to check taxes or not...... Qiao Lu held her forehead, quite helpless: "Why don't you understand what I'm talking about?"

"Sister, if I don't do business, I won't be able to make so much money, and I won't be able to support you. I don't care about the rest, and I don't want to be a top student, I can be by your side and live our little life with peace of mind, and I'm satisfied. ”

"Xu Wei, I don't need so much money! You want peace of mind, but what you're doing now, I can't settle down at all. You're still a little boy, how can you grow up to be a man?"

Xu Wei's voice raised: "If I don't study well, I'm not a man?!Is it in your eyes, only those scholars around you are considered men?!"

"Okay, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about you playing games. You said before that you play games to build a server, so let me ask you, do you have a specific plan? Can the cost of time and money be proportional to your income? The most basic thing is when do you plan to earn back the principal? If you don't have this plan, do you dare to say that you are mature?"

Xu Wei was speechless, although he knew that Qiao Lu was more mature than himself, he didn't expect the gap between the two to reach such a point. He couldn't argue, so he played a trick: "You just look down on me, no matter how hard I try, I can't be worthy of you." ”

"My God......" Qiao Lu became more and more desperate as she argued, and finally picked up her schoolbag and said: "Our logic is different, it's useless to quarrel, forget it!"

The moment she snatched the door, Qiao Lu finally cried. In the past, when she was angry, Xu Wei would catch up and coax her, but this time he didn't, he was playing a game. Qiao Lu gradually gave up, didn't even eat dinner, and went straight to the laboratory.

This semester, two more Chinese students came to their laboratory, both of whom were master's students, and the professor asked Qiao Lu to take them to do experiments. At that time, there was only Qiao Lu in Chinese, and she had suffered too much indifference, so she vowed that after she became a senior sister, she must lead the juniors well, especially those from China.

The new girl's surname is Dou, and everyone calls her Doudou. She and Qiao Lu have the same research direction, so the two have more contact. That night, when Qiao Lu walked into the laboratory with a fire in her belly, Doudou was also doing experiments there. She saw Qiao Lu's eyes red, and asked her what was wrong with concern. Qiao Lu was vague and asked her to do the experiment.

Qiao Lu was going to go to the laboratory next door, and before leaving, he advised: "Doudou, you can tidy up the laboratory table well, don't confuse the reagents." ”

"Oh, got it. "Doudou's experimental bench is indeed a bit messy, but where can it not be messy when doing experiments? It's just a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder like Qiao Lu who can put the bottles and cans neatly anytime and anywhere, right?

Qiao Lu was afraid that she wouldn't listen, so she nagged again: "You must be serious and serious in doing chemical experiments, and you can't take it for granted! If there is an accident, it may be fatal!"

"Okay, Sister Qiaolu, I know everything!" Doudou drove Qiao Lu away a little impatiently, and muttered by the way: "Call her Sister Shengxue, she really takes herself seriously!

With that, she hummed a song and quickly picked up a bottle of reagent. She was about to pour a bottle of THC into sodium hydroxide, and she did it with ease, but she didn't notice that the label on the reagent was "nitromethane".