Chapter 300: The Old Man Is Not a Devil (2-in-1 Chapter, Add 2.3 for Lorifer)

"Hehehehe, you're tired, aren't you?"

When Li Daoyun is not scolding, his voice is still very kind. A white goatee, long-lived eyebrows, and a few deep goldfish tail wrinkles at the corners of his eyes, which is very stylish. If it weren't for the whiteness of the body and the patched second cotton jacket at the elbow, it could be said to be a fairy wind bone.

Mrs. Li's seniority is there.

If it is ordinary, even if you don't deal with the Li family, if you see the face of the old lady from a few people, then you have to call the uncle respectfully.

But now, who have been angry to the extreme, and feel that their personalities have been insulted, how can they care about this?

Seeing this Li You's father, Li Xian's father, naturally he didn't have a good face.

"You old man, how many lamps, tired? Do you know that Lao Tzu is tired? Look at what kind of damage you have given birth to? Lift the vat all morning, and your waist is broken!"

"Li Daoyun, you go back and tell Li You and Li Lao Er that Lao Tzu is no longer serving! From now on, there will be me without him in the Eight or Nine Forest Farms, and there will be him without me! Don't fucking feel that it will be awesome to move Gao Dayi to the sky, if Lao Tzu doesn't stand on his side, you let them try it and see what they can do in the forest farm!"

Sun Fulai and Conggui immediately scolded.

was scolded head-on, but Li Daoyun was not angry.

Squatted slowly in front of the three of them, pulled out the pure copper cigarette pouch pot that had been inserted in his waist all the year round, filled the pot of cigarettes for himself, and lit it.

wipe

With the sound of matches and the smell of gunfire, a wisp of spicy smoke sprayed the faces of the three of them.

"What's the matter? Such a big grievance, don't you want to do this job?"

Looking at Li Daoyun who was smiling, the three of them snorted coldly in unison.

The three of you didn't reply, and Li Daoyun's eyebrows raised.

"From the family boy, from the Sun family, from the Zhang family. Lao Tzu is seventy-six years old this year. ”

"Old coffin scoop, what does your seventy-six eighty-six have to do with Lao Tzu?" Zhang Dayou hammered his sore arm and scolded.

Li Daoyun snorted, "As soon as a person is old, others think that he is useless, deaf and blind." Sometimes, he doesn't carry it when he talks and does things. Over the years, I've been walking around the forest farm every day, and I've heard a lot of things. Would you like to hear me teach you a thing or two?"

Hearing the old man's words, the three of them were stunned.

"Y-What have you heard?"

Seeing a trace of uneasiness on the faces of the three people, Li Daoyun simply changed to squatting and sat cross-legged in front of the three of them. "Let's talk about the year before last, in July 91, the forest workers asked each forest farm to submit a list of low-income households. The old lady of Ma Changjiu's family was paralyzed on the kang, and she had to be served by someone to serve her feces and urine. Ma Chang's family is a lot of land, and he can't support his family. At that time, it was said that the submission had not been submitted, and then Ma was forced to lose his recruitment for a long time, so he went out to work, and just a few months after leaving, the old lady of the family gave up. ”

"What are you telling us about?" Sun Fulai, the women's director, waved his hand, quite puzzled.

"Let him say!" On the side, Conggui and Zhang Dayou looked panicked and grabbed Sun Fulai.

Li Daoyun smiled, "But later, how did I hear Gao Dayi and the boy from the family say that the subsistence allowance was reduced at that time? That Ma Chang is a filial son, if he got the subsistence allowance at that time, he would be able to leave his house to serve his mother, so that he would not even see his mother for the last time." In other words, if he had this subsistence allowance, his mother would not have been cut off from medicine for two months, and maybe he would have lived for a few more years!

"Uncle! Uncle!" Conggui and Zhang Dayou panicked!

Li Daoyun ignored him, and turned to look at Sun Fulai, who had a face of ", you are greedy for money behind my back!"

"Fulai, you've been a women's director for seven years, haven't you?"

Sun Fulai was stunned, "Ang, what's wrong?"

Li Daoyun nodded, "Lou Chunli of Yin Yang Tun, Lou Widow." You've been married to this man for five years, right?"

"Aang!"

"I heard others say that she was introduced to this man, Lei Lao Wu, by you?"

"Ahem!" Sun Fulai was a little vain, "What, this, promoting a new family for widows is also the obligation and responsibility of us, my women's director!"

"Oh," Li Daoyun pinched his fingers while holding the cigarette pouch and pot, "But, when I went to Yinyangtun once, I heard Widow Lou crying in the middle of the night, saying that she had a cub in her belly. Later, after half a month, he and Lei Lao Wu got married. Ten months later, he gave birth to a baby, and the child was quite like his mother. But you know, I'll do the math. Even if I have no heirs in my life, I am destined to be a king. I watched TV, and I heard what I can do in the hospital now, what kind of father to do... Father... Do you think I need to let Lei Lao Wu take the child to see it?"

"Uncle! Uncle! Don't! Don't!"

Poof.

Sun Fulai knelt down!

Looking at the three people with frightened faces on their faces, Li Daoyun smiled, as if he had just started talking, and in one breath, he said a few more things from "hearsay".

After these few things were said, in front of him, from your grandson Fulai and Zhang Dayou, they were already kneeling there in a trembling manner.

"Uncle! Uncle, you don't remember the villain, we are wrong, we are wrong! From now on, we will definitely not play with our minds, and follow the back of Li Changchang's ass to do a good job! Whatever he says, we will do it! This is okay? This is not okay!"

At this time, there was no fire in Li Daoyun's cigarette pouch pot. He knocked the cigarette pouch on the sole of his shoe a few times, knocked the ash clean, and looked at the three people who were trembling on their knees, and lost their smiles.

Hum!

With a cold snort, the cigarette pouch pot in his hand was directly raised, and then smoked with lightning speed!

The posture of wielding a cigarette pouch pot is like a knight wielding a saber.

Syllable!

Smack!

Three muffled sounds into the flesh directly whipped the three conggui who were kneeling on the ground and rolled on the ground with their faces covered!

"Little Bigada, I'm your bloody mother! scolding my son, scolding my grandson, and scolding me for being an old man who gave birth to a litter of lamps and beat me. You're fucking tired!"

Looking at the three of them rolling on the ground like maggots, Li Daoyun pursed his lips and snorted, revealing his dentures: "Conggui, your father is lame, and he didn't tell you how lame his left leg was, right? I guess he would not dare to tell you, or his right leg would be lame." I'm not afraid to tell you, it was the time of land reform, and your father wanted to harm Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu came to your father's kang in the middle of the night and knocked him with a saber. ”

He looked at Sun Fulai again, "Fulai, you are now throwing chickens in the forest farm, just like the donkey who was not geldings earlier, the flirtatation of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law." But I don't know that when your mother was 61 years old, in order to let Lao Tzu go up the mountain to fight roe deer for your family, she drilled my quilt in the winter, I'm afraid there will be seventeen or eighteen times. To this day, I still remember the three plum blossom moles on your mother's buttocks. ”

"Now I'm seventy-six, and I don't like to see you little beans. Lao Tzu has been a horse bandit in his life, has eaten military rations, and has not a hundred or eighty lives on his hands. There are only seventeen or eighteen heads cut off from living people, and forty years ago, you were jumping like you now, and Lao Tzu would have killed you!"

Hearing these histories that no one had ever told them, the three people on the ground were so frightened that they forgot to tremble.

Seeing the three of them like this, Li Daoyun exhaled.

As this turbid breath came out, the anger on his face was suddenly cleaned up, and the Dao Bone Immortal Wind appeared in front of the three of them again in a second.

"Hehehehe,"

He smiled so kindly, "Did you just say that you can do whatever you want?"

Looking at Li Daoyun who was smiling, the three of them shuddered, "Uh-huh!"

Seeing that the three of them seemed to be frightened, Li Daoyun feigned anger and raised his face: "Tsk! These little deflated calves, what are you trembling when you see Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu ...... It's not a demon. ”

As he spoke, he helped the three of them up from the ground, patted the dust off their bodies for them, and asked with concern: "Is there anything else in our field that I don't know?

"I said, uncle, I said!" Conggui grabbed Li Daoyun's thigh, "The one who reported your family Li Qingchao before was the second son of Accountant Liu's family! Accountant Liu is in charge of the big account, but he and Gao Dayi still have a small account book in private! I know where the small account book is!"

"Oh?"

Li Daoyun raised his eyebrows and leaned his ears over.

A few minutes later.

Li Daoyun lit the cigarette pouch pot again, "What you said is good. ”

"Uncle, can you spare us? You must not say those things! If you say it, we will have to have people stab us in the back!"

Li Daoyun snorted, "This kid, what are you talking about?" As long as you are obedient, I am seventy-six, can I do that desperate thing? Lao Tzu is not an evil ghost. ”

When you and the others heard him say this, they all let out a long sigh.

"But. At this moment, Li Daoyun changed his words, "This work arranged for you by our grandson, you have to do it well." ”

"We know!" We're going to move all the vats from the forest farm in a moment!" the three of them immediately said.

"You can't move the stone. Li Daoyun knocked the cigarette pouch and pot clean and inserted it back into his waist, "You have to behave well, the vat is so buried, brush it out." I'll leave that to you. Remember, Lao Tzu...... It's up to you guys to perform. ”

Speaking of this, the smile on Li Daoyun's face instantly turned into ruthlessness again.

Looking at the unusually sharp gaze that was different from the turbidity in the impression, the three of you only felt the cold sweat behind them, and the brush soaked through the clothes!

……

Before Li You collected large tanks from the people who had registered in the sauerkraut factory, every household in the forest farm had several tanks in the past few years. But they are all living people, how can there be any spare time?

Most of the collected ones are sauerkraut jars and sauce jars that are being used in people's homes.

It's not time to pickle the sauerkraut yet, and these sauerkraut jars have been put in the goods for a whole summer. It's pitiful, it's foaming inside........

After a summer, don't mention the sauerkraut smell.

If you really want to mention it, then ....... That's really, the sour is stinky, the stink is fishy, the fishy is bitter, the bitter is bitter...... What's the fuss!

As the old saying goes, it's better to eat in a thatched hut than to smoke by the sauerkraut on dog days.

That smell, spicy nose!

But!

If compared with the miso jar, the sauerkraut jar is still good.

What's going on with the big sauce jar?

In the spring, the miso cubes are mashed up, put in a vat with salt and water, and then the fermentation process continues throughout the summer.

In this process, if the sauce jar is not well protected, maggots will grow.

Miso maggots are often found in the process of making miso, and almost all people's miso has maggots. Although the maggot miso can still be used, it is not harmful to the human body, but it is uncomfortable to look at!

Therefore, there is a common saying in the Northeast, that is, the maggots in the sauce jar do not bite and itch.

This phrase usually refers to people who are annoying. In "The Ugly Chinese", the famous sensational best-selling author Bai Yang compares Chinese to maggots in a sauce jar, saying that Chinese will only climb in such a small world as a sauce jar, and arch each other randomly.

It doesn't matter what kind of character this person is, but this sentence definitely has life.

When the maggots grow to a certain length, they climb up the wall of the large miso jar...... That scene, with a scramble, is not enough to describe.

Unfortunately, at the end of October, it was the time when maggot babies were flooded in the sauce jar.

At this time, it takes a certain amount of courage to brush the large sauce jar.

Those who are timid, heart-wrenching, often have nightmares, lose their appetite, have irregular menstruation, read books and don't vote for monthly tickets, can't do this job at all.

In the small square in front of the club, looking at the large vat that exuded a sky-high stench, the three nobles with blue noses and swollen faces gritted their teeth fiercely.

"Ah!!h

After shouting in unison, he picked up the mask and put it on his face, then picked up the brush and rushed over!

Half an hour later, the stinky sauerkraut soup drenched on the three of them was not counted, the placket of the clothes in front of them was covered with stinky sauce, and there were unknown number of fat maggots drilled into the collar and cuffs. The body stinks, even the wild dogs wandering around...... Not happy to come closer.

"Gross!"

Finally, Conggui couldn't help it. Since he became the deputy factory director, when did he do this job?

Unable to hold back the nausea in his chest any longer, he ran directly to the grass on the side.

When the other two saw him vomit, they also covered their mouths and ran to the edge of the grass together.

"Gross!"

I don't know how many times I vomited, everything in my stomach was vomited, and at this time, all the vomit was green bile.

"Old Wang Eight Calves...... Wait for you to die!

Before the grass, Conggui wiped his mouth with snot and tears, sucked his nose, and squeezed out such a sentence from between his teeth.

"What the are you doing?"

When he came up from a new round of disgust, there was such a sentence faintly from the depths of the grass.

Then, a gray-haired head emerged from the grass.

The owner of that head is the one who has obviously left, but he doesn't know when he will come back, Li Daoyun!

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