Chapter 3 My car has good shock absorption
Because Xiao Yan's operation was too good, the fat house didn't react earlier, and he was furious at the moment.
"Bad review! Lao Tzu wants to give him a bad review...... No, it's too cheap for him!"
As soon as the fat house rolled his eyes, he immediately had a bad idea.
He opened the package, and inside was a delicate glass with a pattern of a certain big-breasted anime girl engraved on the cup.
In particular, the chest part is specially designed to protrude, and the material is special, so that customers can experience the feeling of touching the woman when they drink water.
"I'm sorry, my darling!"
The fat house was heartbroken, and he reluctantly threw the cup on the ground.
Immediately, he immediately picked up the fragments of the cup and put them into the courier box, and rushed out with the courier box in his hand.
……
"Why am I so handsome, so handsome, so that all beauties want to fall in love with me......"
Xiao Yan hummed a song, in a happy mood, and was not afraid of the other party's bad reviews.
It's not capricious, it's principled.
There are always some rat droppings in society, who are selfish and don't care about others.
That fat man simply lowered the overall fat house quality, if you open the door to him at the beginning, won't there be those things behind?
"Deliver the courier!"
"Deliver the courier!"
"Stop for Lao Tzu, you broke my cup!"
Xiao Yan turned around in surprise, only to see the fat house rushing over on flip-flops.
Finally caught up with Xiao Yan, the fat house was out of breath and handed the express box to Xiao Yan.
"This is a limited edition cup I bought, and it has no price, what do you say?"
Xiao Yan glanced at it and said with a smile: "Yo, your cup is quite individual!"
The fat old man's face turned red, and he snorted: "If you don't pay me five hundred, this matter is not over!"
Xiao Yan said: "How do you know that I broke the cup?"
"Didn't you break it, or did I smash it myself?" asked the fat house.
Xiao Yan looked at him with a strange expression, "You ......"
The fat house coughed dryly, "What are you, you couriers have always been irresponsible, you drive so fast with three wheels, and don't slow down when you encounter potholes, and it's no wonder that the courier on the car is not damaged!"
Xiao Yan said seriously: "The shock absorption performance of my car is relatively good. ”
The fat house disdainfully, "What shock absorption performance can you have when you break three wheels?"
Xiao Yan said: "I drive a four-wheeled car. ”
The fat house was even more disdainful, "Why don't you say you're driving a Ferrari?"
Xiao Yan was happy, "Hey! I'm really driving a Ferrari!"
The fat house has a big voice, and some passers-by were attracted to it, and they also figured it out, and they all laughed at the moment.
"Hahaha, this little brother is kind of interesting. ”
"The fat man is too much, and the service of Shunfeng Express is still in place. ”
"Why didn't the little brother say that he came by helicopter, anyway, he was joking. ”
The courier guy said: My Ferrari is on the battery. ”
“……”
Xiao Yan didn't care whether others believed it or not, he was too lazy to waste time on the fat house, and walked straight to the parking lot, he still had a lot of couriers to deliver.
"Don't you want to run!" the fat house chased after him, but his physical strength was exhausted, and he was left far behind by Xiao Yan.
He held on to the wall panting, scolding, "Look at Lao Tzu if I don't report you to customer service......"
At that moment, there was a roar of Ferrari Raphael's engine.
A dazzling scarlet rushed into everyone's field of vision, causing bursts of exclamations on the spot.
"What kind of car is this?
"Law...... Ferrari?!"
"Do you mean...... Wouldn't it?!"
"What are you thinking, it's just a coincidence, you don't really think that this car is the delivery ...... it!"
Xiao Yan lowered the window and said hello to the fat house, "What do you think of the shock absorption performance of my car?"
The fat house was dumbfounded, standing in place stupidly, unable to say a word.
Passers-by were all shocked.
"Awesome! I'm afraid this is a rich second generation, right?"
"Why don't you think about it so much, you don't want to be a loser, but you have to come out to deliver the courier?"
"Don't ask, asking is the psychology of the rich, we poor people don't understand!"
"Courier brother: I want to tell you when I come out to experience life?"
"Coach, I also want to drive a supercar to deliver couriers!"
"Hmph, what's there to envy, my girlfriend said that she will give me a sports car on her 80th birthday in a few days!"
“……”
Xiao Yan gave passers-by a kind smile and drove away in a Ferrari Raphael.
The fat house cried, "My Ma Rong sauce cup, woo woo woo, dad is sorry for you!"
Everyone cast disdainful glances at the fat house.
"This guy must have deliberately broken his cup and asked the courier brother to blackmail money!"
He never expected that the courier brother was actually a rich second generation driving a Ferrari, and these losses were big, hahaha. ”
"It's disgusting to die fat, and I'm even more disgusted with fat houses. ”
"Don't generalize, Lao Tzu is also a fat house!"
"Brother Fat Otaku, I'm sorry!"
“……”
The fat house was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, and ran away with the glass shards in his arms.
……
It is not uncomfortable to drive a supercar to deliver couriers, avoid the wind and sun, and you can also deal with all kinds of people and play life.
"This is the last order of the day......"
Xiao Yan held the express box and walked to the door of a house, and was about to knock on the door, when a scream came from inside.
"Ahh
"Old Zu'an. ”
Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing and knocked on the door, "I don't know if this girl and that fat man are the same kind of people......"
"Who?" asked the girl inside.
"Courier brother, your courier has arrived, please come out and sign for it." ”
"Wait a minute, I'll be here!"
Xiao Yan's good impression of this girl suddenly improved a lot, and few guests used honorific titles for him.
As soon as she opened the door, Xia Yuanyuan froze.
What a handsome man!
"This is your courier. Xiao Yan smiled and handed the object in his hand to Xia Yuanyuan, "Sister?
"Ahh
Xia Yuanyuan came back to her senses and took the courier with a red face.
Xiao Yan's smile made her feel even more.
Damn, my mother seems to be in love!
Xiao Yan couldn't cry or laugh.
This girl is quite cute.
In particular, she also wore pink cute pajamas, as well as a pair of pink cartoon flip-flops, and a rather playful ponytail.
The girl's facial features are very exquisite, her snow-white calves are exposed, and her figure is tall and graceful.
"Have a great day!"
Xiao Yan said, ready to leave.
"Wait a minute. ”
Xia Yuanyuan said suddenly, "I have a reluctant request......
"Speak. ”
"My audience wants my guy to help me finish the game. ”
"Your audience?"
"Well, I'm an anchor, my name is Yuanyuan Great Demon King. ”