Chapter 196: A Very Proud Thing
"You are my rose, you are my flower, you are my lover, you are my concern. β
"Wife, you are a beautiful flower, I am willing to be a piece of cow, I want you to insert it on it, absorb nutrients to your heart's content, and make your flower bloom more delicately." β
"Put your shit, the dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, on purpose! You're trying to disgust me, right? Is there such a description? Be careful I'll beat you all over the face. β
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, it's all my fault, as soon as I said it casually, I thought of it in my head, and I squirted it out of my mouth, and I will never do it again next time. β
"You cleared my head a little, and you want you to say something nice to make me happy, and you can still say such a thing?
Have you graduated from elementary school? Shouldn't you give all the books you read back to the teacher? I don't want the father of my two children to be an uneducated person, so if you have time, give me tutoring, right?"
"How is that possible? My dear wife, though I can't write novels, I can't write romantic love poems.
But if you are affectionate, I can still say a few words, I want to live with you for the rest of my life.
Holding the hand of the son, growing old with the son, watching the sunrise and sunset together, watching the moon and counting the stars, growing old together, living a hundred years old, and dying together.
In heaven and on earth, what is mine is yours, and even me is yours, yours or yours? β
"Then you just want to die quickly, I don't want to die with you, I don't know how to say you, is there a hole in your brain?
I really doubt that you have been kicked in the head by a pig, or by a donkey, or by the door of your house.
Are you challenging my patience? Are you trying to force me to hit you? Because in the current realm, it is more than enough to live to be 500 years old.
Your heart is really too ruthless, isn't it? But I only hope that I can only live a hundred years, what kind of heart do you have in this wolf-hearted person?
Do you want me to die sooner? It's better to die right away, and then you'll be free, and you can find another woman, right?
I can tell you, the impossible, I remember you said just now, yours is mine, you don't have to be delusional in this life!
I sent it to the door myself, I still want to have this kind of living mind, young man, don't be stupid, don't be naΓ―ve, you will die all your life, you are all my people.
Again, don't go outside to steal food, anyway, your son and daughter will be there soon, and the task will be completed.
But don't force me, my scissors are quite sharp, don't blame me for being too soft-hearted, click and your brother will be gone.
The brain hole must not be too big, don't take it back now that the technology is developed, and then it will be regarded as the original goods?
Can you still use it powerfully? Think about it with your insmart mind, except for being able to release water, it's like a dead snake.
I'm angry with you, and I'm a little crooked, have I forgotten that you're a fairy?
Maybe it's really the same as the original, but it's all produced by a manufacturer anyway, isn't it?
Don't be too complacent, the old lady will still have a way, even if it can grow again, what can it do?
I will click once it lasts, and how much effort can be wasted, and I will click as many times as I grow, and the click will make your heart collapse.
I don't believe in that evil, after clicking N many times, you still dare to let your little brother come out again and again.
My heart will not feel guilty, for my two babies, have a complete home, I will never be soft-hearted, how hard your heart is, my heart will be harder than yours.
If you don't believe it, you will create an opportunity, and I will definitely satisfy you, there are no conditions, and there will be no conditions.
How's that interesting, isn't it? Do you understand what I'm saying? Do you dare to do such an immoral thing?"
"Wife, I was wrong, I would never have created such an opportunity, you are thinking a little too much.
Don't worry, even if I die, you are the only one, I am the only one who belongs to you, and I will not change for the rest of my life. β
Time: After lunch.
This is the first time that Yun Silan and Situ Junshu have been alone with each other, perhaps because they want to relieve their embarrassment.
Situ Junshu can be said to be the first time in his life to say such a sensual thing, and he can do so much at one time.
It's definitely not fake, but sincere, you can imagine how much he hopes that he will be safe and smoothly integrated into this family.
It is also possible that this is the first time, and the blank is like a blank piece of paper, which is why so many 'fresh and refined' love words are made.
On Yun Silan's side, I have never eaten pork, and I have watched pigs walk, and in this current society, there are so many emotional dramas, and I have heard too much.
What kind of episodes have you never seen when you fall in love? What kind of disgusting love words have you never heard.
However, this kind of love talk that makes people want to go crazy is the first time I've heard it, so forget it, right?
Hold back, otherwise what can you do? This is the child's father, if it is not reliable, it will not be reliable, right? As long as there is no problem with the brain, it can still be adjusted slowly.
None of them are ordinary people, there is so much time, and what is terrible, as long as it is not a piece of wood, it can definitely be sharpened into a needle.
Yun Silan accepted his fate, and it was impossible to turn back time, and he couldn't choose again, so he could only blame him for being too curious at the beginning.
This life is destined to be labeled by this man who is like a dog, so get by and cherish it!
"In recent times, don't give me a nap, it's 24 hours a day on earth, give me early to bed and get up early, just six hours a day.
Our family's network fee has been paid, and various video platforms have bought members, so I watch TV every day.
By the way, I would like to state one thing here, this is a very serious statement, and you must not take my words as wind in your ears.
But don't show me cartoons, you can't watch ball games, I can't forget it in my mind, and I can watch romantic dramas.
What kind of bullshit love words were just said? Listening to my ears, my heart trembled.
I also know your IQ level better, and people who don't know think you're cursing me and telling me to go back early?
I'm not going to waste saliva with you here, you have to have a number in your heart, you're about to be a father, sober up!
Letting you watch TV is not to watch TV, but to let you study hard, from today onwards every day I will listen to you, say a few words of love I like to hear.
The first sentence is fixed, that is, 'wife, I love you', and the second sentence is to say 'good baby, daddy loves you' to the two children in my belly.
I won't remind you, if you forget it then, don't slap you twice because there are too many people and don't give you face.
But don't hate me, it's all your fault, it's all your fault, you can only blame yourself, the soon-to-be father is still disobedient.
I really don't want to say it anymore, it's good to say too much, I'm afraid it's wasted, I'm very sleepy, it's time for me to take a nap.
Shameful guy, don't kneel on the ground anymore, I'm afraid that the ground will be broken, sit up quickly, turn on the TV and show me a love series!"
Just now, Yun Silan was a little angry, Situ Junshu didn't know what to do, his brain couldn't control his body, and he knelt down with a 'huff'.
While saying flattering words, I thought about why this situation happened, and I really figured out the problem.
It's all inherited genes! I don't understand why when I was a child, I often saw my father kneeling in front of my father, and the reason for this in the afterlife came.
When I first knelt down, I thought in my head, I would be more or less unaccustomed, it was too embarrassing, where is the dignity of a man?
Later, after thinking about this problem, since it is a hereditary gene, it is something that cannot be changed.
has Dad Zhuyu in front of him, and there is a more powerful proof, maybe grandpa is like this in front of grandma, then there is no big deal to be ashamed.
Of course, what's so scary, the men in the family are like this, and they must also belong to the trend, but they can't stand out from the crowd.
If you stand out from the crowd, you won't be so stupid to do such a thing, and you will die early if you are unconventional.
Dear dad and respected grandpa, that is, if you don't give them face, if you don't get killed, you will be crippled.
The wife has requirements for herself, what does this mean? It proves that there is still a place in the wife's heart.
Therefore, it is still necessary to understand this way and learn from my father and grandfather, which is a good tradition and a very proud thing.
I love my wife a little too much, why do I kneel for so long and my legs are a little numb, and if I want to love my wife more, I have to step up my exercise.
"Wife, go to sleep! Don't worry about me, I will definitely do what you just said, it is definitely quality and quantity, rest assured!"
Yun Silan went to take a nap, and when he entered the room and closed the bedroom door, Situ Junshu wanted to stand up immediately.
People are quite sober, and their brains are turning, maybe this test will come, so they think it is safer to kneel for a while?
He said the last words in the direction of the closed bedroom door, and knelt for two more minutes before he stood up.
After jumping a few times in place, the movement must be very light and light, not so stupid, but not daring to make a noise.