Chapter 806: Just Be Happy (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Although Lan Caiyi was not at home, Fang Yuan didn't let the little guy play too late.
But probably because there was no mother's cover, the dishonest little guy fell asleep at night, rolled on, and then rolled down from the bed.
"Wow", the little one began to cry.
Fang Yuan, who was sleeping next to him, woke up suddenly, and when he heard the cry under the bed, he immediately felt completely sleepy, and sat up with a bone, completely sleepy.
"How's it going?, did you fall somewhere?" Fang Yuan hurriedly picked her up and asked.
The little guy shook his head aggrievedly and pointed to his ass again.
The bed wasn't high, and the little guy really didn't fall down, but he was just scared and cried.
"It's good that you didn't fall, so let's go back to sleep. Fang Yuan put her back on the bed.
But this time I didn't dare to put him to sleep upright.
Put her horizontally on the bed, so that the little one sleeps in the direction of the head of the bed, and Fang Yuan sleeps in the direction of the end of the bed.
In this way, with the head of the bed and the wall in the way, she will not fall small.
The only bad thing is that Fang Yuan's feet are dangling on the edge of the bed.
Under Fang Yuan's soft comfort, the little guy, like a little pig, arched in his arms, and fell asleep again in a daze.
Fang Yuan didn't fall asleep anymore, his eyes widened and he remembered things, the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep.
So much so that after dawn, he didn't rest well.
On the contrary, the little guy was full of energy, jumping and jumping on the bed early in the morning, making Fang Yuan even want to sleep for a while.
"Can't you let Dad sleep a little longer?" Fang Yuan reluctantly sat up, grabbing her and trying to prick her with his own stubble.
The little guy shook left and let go, not giving Fang Yuan a kiss to her.
"Daddy, I had a dream last night, I dreamed that I fell out of bed and broke my ass into four pieces. The little guy said.
"It's not a dream, you really fell out of bed, but your ass didn't break into four, it was two. Fang Yuan was speechless.
When the little guy heard this, he touched his buttocks stupidly, as if to confirm whether there were really only two petals.
Fang Yuan was amused by her, let go of her, got up and went to the cloakroom to get the clothes.
When I came back from the cloakroom, I saw the little guy with his head down, struggling to shove under his buttocks.
"What are you doing? somersault?"
"No, I want to see if my ass really only has two petals. The little guy panted.
Radius: o(โฏโกโฐ)o
"Won't you just look in the mirror?" Fang Yuan said.
After saying that, I regretted it, after all, it was stupid to look in the mirror to see if my butt was two-petaled.
But the little one was overjoyed when he heard this, and praised, "Daddy is so smart." โ
"I'd rather not be so smart. Fang Yuan complained in his heart.
"Alright, let's get dressed. Fang Yuan threw her clothes on the bed, not wanting to discuss this stupid question with her anymore.
"Good. The little one cheerfully changed into his clothes.
Singing while changing.
"Shin Shin is also in a good mood today. Fang's father, who heard it downstairs, said.
"Did she feel bad on any day?" Fang's mother said.
"That's right, what a happy kid. โ
"If the girl is happy and happy, it means that there will be blessings in the future. Fang's mother said.
"Can she not be blessed? Father Fang said in his heart.
But he didn't dare to say it, otherwise Fang's mother would give him an education lesson.
"Grandpa, grandma. The little one ran down the stairs merrily.
"Slow down and be careful of falling. Father Fang greeted him at the top of the stairs.
"Grandpa, grandma, I went to bed last night, and I didn't break my ass into four petals, it turned out to be two petals, O(โฉ_โฉ)O haha~. The little one said happily.
Fang's father and Fang's mother: (;โฒ?')>
What is she talking about?
"She rolled off her bed at night, thinking she had broken her ass into four pieces. Fang Yuan walked down from behind.
It was okay if he didn't say anything, but as soon as he said it, he was immediately attacked by the two old men.
complained about how he took care of the children.
It is not okay to say that Lan Caiyi will leave for one night.
Criticize him for why he didn't take the children to sleep last night, etc.
In short, Fang Yuan seemed to have done something heinous.
"Didn't you fall somewhere?" Fang Yuan said speechlessly.
"Didn't you fall somewhere?If you fall somewhere, isn't it too late?What should I do if I fall to my head?" Fang's mother gave him a blank look.
"Okay, okay, I'm wrong, please, come early, don't talk about me anymore. Fang Yuan hurriedly begged for mercy.
"What's the use of knowing that you're wrong? Knowing that you're wrong is correct, you must be alert when you take your child to sleep, and don't just focus on yourself and falling asleep. Fang's mother said dissatisfied.
Listening to Fang's mother's series of rhetorical questions, Fang Yuan suddenly felt a sense of nostalgia, Fang's mother often taught him like this when he was a child.
What a cheap bone.
"Okay, I know, Mom, is breakfast ready? Fang Yuan put his arm around her shoulders and said.
"It's already been burned, it's already served and cold, and when you brush your teeth and wash your face, it's just a bite to eat. โ
After Fang's mother finished speaking, she patted the back of her round hand above her shoulder, broke free of his arm, and then looked at this son who was a head taller than herself.
This is a bit of a trance, he has grown up, but he always treats him as a child.
"Look at you, your hair is messy. โ
Although Fang's mother thought so, she still subconsciously reached out to help him tidy up his sleeping hair.
When his hand was stretched out, he reacted and froze in mid-air.
"Then you can help me figure it out. Fang Yuan bent his knees to the height of Fang's mother so that she could reach it.
Looking at Fang Yuan's appearance, Mother Fang suddenly smiled, and directly stretched out her hand and wiped it twice with her hand.
While wiping, he complained: "After taking a shower last night, I must have slept without drying my hair, right? Look at you, you won't take care of yourself at all, so you will have a headache when you get old in the future." โ
She began to nag again, no matter how old her son is, in her eyes, he is still the child who doesn't grow up!
Fang's mother wiped it twice with her hand, but she couldn't wipe it down, so she knocked on his head with some dissatisfaction and said, "Wait for it to be wiped with water, and then use a hair dryer to dry it." โ
"Hehe, I'm still very handsome like this!" Fang Yuan straightened up and said.
"What's handsome, ugly, just like your father?" Fang's mother said with a smile.
"Hey, old woman, how can you say that, I was very handsome when I was young, okay? Father Fang said next to him.
"You mean Fang Yuan doesn't look like you?" Mother Fang asked, slanting a glance at him.
"Uh...... , like me, like me!"
It's a terrible question.
Saying that Fang Yuan is like his mother, that means that she is ugly, this is definitely not good, and he doesn't have the guts.
It seems to be more problematic to say that it doesn't look like itself.
"Giggle~" the little guy laughed next to him.
She thinks her grandparents and dad are so much fun.
Although she can't say why.
Anyway, it's just fun!