Situ Junshu wanted to laugh a little, this thing is a whole thing, it's a little nerve-wracking, it's about to be a little bit internally injured, fortunately it's not so serious as to vomit blood, and it's really no one? Eating a fruit can also make so many things, it's hard to choose if you hesitate, it's really a fairy among the gods, neurotic!

Forget it, there is no shortage of tools for chopping melons and vegetables, the so-called 'courage' sword is really borrowed by mistake, it's a pity, the decision made is too hasty, regret not at the beginning!

Just now, I just saw blood, and I cut and killed so many animals, this is not the most important thing, in the homes of ordinary people in the world, the kitchen knives in the house have also killed chickens and ducks, and there is nothing remarkable.

If you wash it, it is still used to cut fruit, but if you have killed someone, it will be different, can it be the same? Who has the courage to do that? If you dare to use a knife that has killed someone to cut fruit, if there really is, then you must be an abnormal person.

Aha, it's really good, this is a coincidence, and it's also a mystery question, pop, Situ Junshu found a kitchen knife in the storage ring, and he couldn't understand why there was a kitchen knife.

This is an authentic ordinary kitchen knife, and it has a brand, how did it run into the storage ring? Forget it?

So, it came in handy, took it out and cut the melon, it was quite easy to use, there was a familiar feeling, the melon was cut, after eating two or three pieces, Situ Junshu had a feeling of fullness, and felt that he could still eat one or two more pieces, but there were still many pieces left.

Looking up, Liu Deyun, a birdman, is looking at this side with his eyes firmly fixed, does he also want to eat melons? Just try it.

Situ Junshu had an idea, so he said: "If you can't finish eating, it's a waste, it's a pity to throw it away, this is a melon!

Besides, and the main problem, my personality determines who I am, but people who are thrifty and love food, and people who have a super good temper and generosity, won't they mind so much?

Why are your eyes so wide open? Don't stare at them, what's the use of looking closely? Can your eyes eat melons? Can you eat melons with your eyes? You have to eat melons with your mouth, unlike me, so you can do it, otherwise everything will be floating clouds. ”

Picking up a piece of melon, Situ Junshu was like a pig, gnawing a few bites like a pig's trotters, and then he finished eating a piece of melon, and then said: "You should have eaten melons before!

Hurry up and eat melons together! I don't mind anymore, why are you so polite? Why don't you come over and eat for free, to paraphrase it, how did that sentence come about? It seems that it should be said like this: I am not active in eating, and I have a problem with my mind.

Seeing that you are quite normal, it is six or six to end other people's lives, and there should be no problem with the brain, so come over quickly! In a polite second or two, I will greet your sister mentally.

Damn, I'm really embarrassed, I said the wrong thing, I shouldn't greet your sister, your sister is too violent, the main thing is her appearance, you're not welcome to say a word, take the liberty of asking, are you two sisters and brothers your own?

I'm not praising you, I'm not scandalizing your sister, you are also the person at the bottom of the handsome guys, but what about your sister? is simply the king of ugly girls, if she dares to say the first, there will definitely be no objection, this position will definitely be as stable as Mount Tai.

Oops, you're really welcome, just eat it, since it's up to you to cover the bottom, then I won't eat it, the most important thing is that I want to consider my safety, I'm really afraid that you are sick, don't be the terminal illness in the world.

Don't get me wrong, it's not cancer, and it's impossible for us cultivators to get cancer, but now the atmosphere has changed, and the mind is very seriously polluted, to the point of being hopelessly serious.

I heard that there are a handful of people who don't like the opposite sex, but only like the same sex, and this kind of hobby is terrible, and I am afraid that if you are also this kind of person, then there will be a great probability that you will get that kind of AIDS? What is the AIDS disease, but it is serious. ”

It may be that he saw the melon cut out by Situ Junshu, the condition is still very good, maybe he is really a little thirsty, and before he finished speaking, Liu Deyun really came over, stuck the 'courage' sword on the ground, picked up a piece of melon and started eating.

It's possible again, it should be that this melon is eaten in the mouth, and it feels very good, so I then ate the second piece, but when I finished eating the second piece and picked up the third piece, Situ Junshu, who was talking nonsense there, actually said that he would get some kind of disease and what kind of disease.

Liu Deyun stopped, and the expression on his face changed instantly, this kind of change is like when you are happy to eat, but you end up eating Xiaoqiang, as if you are disgusting.

Fortunately, they are not ordinary people, this little ability and endurance is still there, and they withstood the feeling of nausea, that is, in an instant, Liu Deyun returned to normal, as if he hadn't heard anything.

Since there is no problem, what does he do with so much? Then he began to continue to eat melons, the taste is really good, free, eat other people's melons, what do you want to do so much? What do you care about so much?

Be a chic melon eater, after eating the melon, Liu Deyun said to Situ Junshu: "Lao Tzu is not sick, Lao Tzu is very healthy, you have the ability to win the bid with one shot, I believe I will also have that ability, even if I can't win the bid with one shot, I can have a second shot or three shots, you can be a father, I can too."

But there is one thing, Lao Tzu will admit it, there is no hope in this life, I may not be able to win you, this kind of thing is no way to do it, you became a father a little earlier than me, and then nag, there is also a credit for me.

Even if I can't be a father in the future, I am destined to have no children, but I will have a way, I will definitely be able to have a relationship with you, anyway, there is nothing to do, I have lived too long, and it is really not easy to find something meaningful, so I should cherish the opportunity.

Don't think about it, I'm not going to rob your wife, and if your wife sticks to me one day, it's hard to say, because it's definitely your responsibility.

Also, I won't be your son-in-law, this is a bit too immoral, even if I am shameless, no matter how bad my conscience is, I still want a little face, Nima's, when you are the godfather of your child, this should always be okay, right? This request should not be difficult, the godfather is too ugly, father-in-law, please remember that you are a father-in-law.

There's nothing more to say, so many melon skins are thrown here, it's really ugly enough, this melon is yours, you should recycle this skin! ”

After saying that, still with a faint smile, Liu Deyun stood quietly to the side and watched, the expression on Situ Junshu's face instantly turned into a dead face, and he also had a smile, but his smile, smiling was more ugly than crying.

The muscles on his face inadvertently shook a few times, and Situ Junshu said to Liu Deyun: "You cow, you are amazing, you have eaten my melons, you have taken advantage of me, you are threatening me again, and you are scolding people without swearing, your level has improved!"

In the end, you actually asked me to do hygiene? The melon was eaten clean by you, but the melon skin wanted me to recycle it back, I was convinced, and I was really threatened by you, a man with a family, the family is a piece of soft meat for him, I tell you clearly, you won, I will take this melon skin back, your old man should be satisfied, right?"

The mood is so depressed! I was so aggrieved that after collecting the melon skin, Situ Junshu said to Liu Deyun again: "Okay, my melon skin has been collected, if you have something to say, let it go quickly, if you don't have it, I will flash people."

It is not easy for me to save a little more money for milk powder for my children! I would not do such a thing as abduction, stealing, and robbery under normal circumstances.

Unless I meet someone like you, but there are really too few people like you, just one, two, three, nerve-wracking, it's really sad for me, how difficult it is for me.

You have to understand that this urgent mood of being a father, this sense of responsibility, you must not understand the meaning of this sense of responsibility, because so far, you are still a single dog, and you don't have time to be here anymore. ”

Liu Deyun ignored Situ Junshu's words of blindness, and he pulled out the 'courage' sword that was inserted into the side.

Damn, how can this be? Hell, how could this person be like this? Seeing that this was the case again, Situ Jun set up his horse and changed his tone of ridicule, and said sternly: "Why don't you give up? You have to kill all the people under your hands, so that you think that the matter is complete, right?"

Your conscience is no longer eaten by dogs, and it is really eaten by dogs, that is to lift you up, but by the shell Lang, my melon can't change the life of your men, waste my melon, I feel sad for my melon, its sacrifice is not worth it.

Didn't you eat it? This is a super good breed picked from Grandpa Sun Dasheng, the only one in the sky and the earth, so that it can't extinguish the exuberant anger in your mind, you can go to the sea eye in the East China Sea and jump down, and bet on the sea eye to die!"