?? Under the bridge in front of the door??

?? Swimming past a flock of ducks??

?? Come and count them??

?? Two-four-six-seven-eight??

?? Quack quack??

?? Really, what a lot??

"Not much, not many elephants, only one. ”

The song was interrupted, and Li Doudou's little finger pointed to the fat duck that was tied to the corner of the table, pointing out that there was something wrong with the song, there was no group of ducks in front of him, only one duck, just one ~ What else is a duck 24678!

The teacher also nodded silently, agreeing with his sister's words, there was only a fat duck in front of him, and there was no two, four, six, seven, eight.

The fat duck was pointed at and talked about by the three humans in front of him, but he was not stunned at all, and stood in this human study with his head up, looking at the world. Although it may be stewed at any time, it does not give in, it has skin, and whoever eats it gets sick!

As soon as it entered this door, it hit with a single move, and it used to be invincible in the duck flock, and it was casually pinched by someone's neck and couldn't move, but fortunately, a cat came at the end, and it was taught a hard lesson, out of this evil breath in the heart.

The cat had gone into hiding, and it didn't dare to appear in front of him again.

Shi Shi and Dou Dou joined forces to separate the fat duck from the Downbill, the Downm's original supple fur was messy, as if it had been ravaged fiercely, and the fact was indeed ravaged, the fat duck had a hard mouth, and it was full of bags when pecked.

At the moment, Tumcat is hiding in a corner and licking his wounds.

The fat duck was tied to the table leg by Dou Dou, Li Xiang was helpless, why did he tie the duck to his study, such an elegant place is not something that a duck can enter if he wants to.

But Li Doudou's children don't care so much, they just want to be tied here, and then she and her teacher sit on the sofa next to the desk, staring at the ducks blankly.

"The fat duck is called, what is Sen's name?" the master asked Li Xiang and Dou Dou curiously.

Dou Dou also asked Li Xiang curiously why ducks are called ducks, but they have such and such names.

Li Xiang: "Children, this mainly depends on whether you are dead or alive. When a person is alive, he has such and such a name, but when he dies, he is called a dead person. As for the duck, they are called ducks when they are alive, but they are called by various names after they die, such as beer duck, three-cup duck, potato stewed duck, stewed whole duck, duck Lishan ......"

Suck ......

There are small children who can't help but drool.

"Ho ho ho ho ~ " This child is Li Doudou.

Dou Dou wiped his mouth embarrassedly, and said that otherwise the fat duck would be called beer duck, okay? She likes to eat duck and drink beer, both of which she loves.

Shi Shi hurriedly shook his head, Li wanted to understand what Shi Shi meant, she must be worried about calling such a name, Dou Dou couldn't help the temptation of deliciousness, and pulled the fat duck to the kitchen to make it.

Let's come up with a serious name.

The teacher said that it was called Duck Duck, Dou Dou said it was called Duck, the teacher said it was called Quack, and Dou Dou said Little Green, and then denied it, because her little blanket was already called Little Green, and this fat duck could not be called Little Green.

Li wanted to say that it was called a green hat.

Dou Dou and Shishi didn't know the meaning of this, and they thought that this name was very good, and praised him for being so powerful.

Li Xiang didn't expect his casual remark to be recognized, and he couldn't help but panic, he casually said that this duck was wearing a green hat and was scolded by Xiao Li's father, if he gave the fat duck such a name, he would definitely be crowned with the big hat of teaching bad children and be severely criticized.

So Li Xiang hurriedly said to the little sisters: "Eh, little friend, in fact, I think the name of the teacher is very good, it's called Gaga, what do you think? Your name is Dou Dou, my sister is called Shishi, and the duck is called Gaga, isn't that very good?"

There were little stars in the teacher's eyes, and he didn't disagree. Dou Dou thought about it and disagreed. Quack was not her name, she wanted to name the fat duck herself, because the fat duck was the first she found and caught, and she had the right to name it.

In this case, Li wanted to ask the teacher: "What does Teacher Li think? Let my sister name the fat duck?"

The master looked at Dou Dou, hesitated, but nodded in agreement.

Dou Dou pretended to tilt his little head and thought about it, and said proudly: "Is it good to call Gazi?" Gazi, Li Gazi, sister, there is Gazi~"

What she meant was that she didn't completely deny her sister's name, wasn't there a Gazi in it?!

"Okay~Wow~Gazi~" Shishi happily agreed.

In this way, the name of the fat duck is there, and it is called Li Gazi ~ a middle two name with the atmosphere of the urban-rural junction.

Quack –

The fat duck crowed twice at the right time, which made the children even more happy, and felt that this was an acceptance of their name.

Li Xiang also felt very relieved that he was a wild duck with a brutal human nature. It's just that this relief didn't last three seconds, and then it disappeared.

"Ah~Gazila Poop~" Dou Dou pointed to a lump on the ground and said to Li Xiang, and then laughed, a duck can make her happy like this.

Li Xiang got up from the desk and looked at it, and a burst of scolding words came out in his heart, wild ducks are wild ducks, defecating everywhere, and this is a study!

He said to Li Doudou, who was laughing, "What are you laughing at, little friend, hurry up and take this wild duck away, otherwise I will stew it!"

"Okay~" Dou Dou said with a laugh.

"Huh?"

"Stewed duck. ”

Li Xiang: (ーー;)

"Take it away, take it away, don't let it appear in front of me. Li Xiang untied the duck rope and handed it to Dou Dou, and then pushed the gloating little child out of the door.

The teacher jumped off the sofa and took the tissue, and Li Xianglao was relieved to see it, the sinus skin is skin, but the teacher is very well-behaved.

"Sister~Sister, wipe Gazi's ass~" The teacher rushed out of the study with a pack of tissues like a gust of wind and chased the duck.

Li Xiang: (?_?)

Who wiped the duck off the carpet!

The fat duck also seemed to know the danger here, and it had been at odds with Dou Dou and followed it away.

Li wanted to call to Xiaoyuan to help wipe the duck feces, but Xiaoyuan's mother told him to get out.

Li wanted to call Li Chaolai to help again, but he didn't say anything about wiping duck shit, and was also asked to get out.

Li Xiang called Dou Dou to come, Dou Dou grinned at him, kicked Li Gazi down the slide, and then slipped down with him, and the duck flew and quacked for a while.

"Sister, sister, wait for me, Dou Dou is waiting for me~" Shishi hurriedly sat down in the slide and slipped down.

Li Xiang glanced back at the duck shit on the carpet, it's disgusting, this damn fat duck, Li Gazi's cute name is not suitable for it at all, it should be called Li with a hard mouth, a dead duck with a hard mouth!

He thought about it, couldn't get down, was nauseous, opened the window to breathe, then went out, walked to the staircase on the second floor, and shouted to the children on the first floor: "Dou Dou, you come, my brother will give you 5 yuan, come quickly~"

Dou Dou, who was playing with his teacher, immediately stopped, stood on the edge of the slide in surprise and surprise, stared at Li Xiang with his little head held high, and asked uncertainly, "Huh?"

"Don't ha, come on, my brother will give you 5 yuan, you help my brother clean the carpet, come on, I'm late and have no money." Li Xiang smiled and beckoned to the children.

Dou Dou is not so easy to fool, and said firmly: "I don't ~ I don't ~ "

What the hell?!, but Li Xiang still understood, the little sister said that she didn't wipe duck.

Li Xiang showed a kind smile: "You don't, you don't, you just let you help your brother clean up, and we work together, okay?"

The master shook his head with a grin, and Dou Dou fell into a painful entanglement......

Li Zui's hard wings were injured, he couldn't fly, and he couldn't go south for the winter, so he stayed at Xiao Li's house for the time being.

Li Chao killed and saved lives, and Li Zui's injured wings were bandaged by him.

In view of the fact that this uncultivated wild duck often defecated in the open, Li Chao built a home for it in the garden on the rooftop, and Dou Dou and Shishi also helped.

The two children have a new playmate, and they are in a state of excitement every day, and when they return home, they have to find Li Zui to play.

Although Li Zui didn't want to play with them, after all, he was staying at someone's house, and if he didn't please the master, he would go to the pot if he didn't do well, so he reluctantly played with the children. That arrogant posture made Li Xiang want to stew it several times.

By the end of December, Li Xiang's new album promotion had reached the sprint stage, and Miya Entertainment found him several promotional activities.

The first one is a variety show, called "Talking While Walking", which is a variety show of the travelogue category, in which the host and the guests of each issue come to various cities, in a certain area or street, it can be a scenic spot, or an ordinary street or alley, chatting while strolling, walking casually, without planning, no end, and without any restrictions, leading the audience to appreciate the different charms of various places with the attitude closest to life.

This show has been on the air for ten years and has been prosperous for a long time, and the host is a veteran actor in his 50s. He has acted in very few movies compared to other actors of the same age, but each one is a masterpiece, and the rating is not lower than 8 points.

He didn't have a movie released today, but this summer he followed the small fire, because the number of viewers of the suspense film "King of Fish" he once starred in was surpassed by "Everything is Silent Like a Mystery" starring Wu Xuefei, and slipped to fourth place in history.

It was this show that Li wanted to participate in, and the city they visited was Changchun in the northeast corner of China.