Chapter 280: The Gossip Story of Tie Guan Li (3 more)
Influenced by some traditions, Tang Xiaobao did not have much interest in the heavens.
What's the meaning of immortals, it's still more enjoyable in the red dust, but I don't know if I stay in the world, will I live forever......
Well, thinking too much.
"If your innate qi can accumulate to a certain amount, and quantitative changes cause qualitative changes, you can become immortal qi, and then you can be led into immortals. Tie Guan Li's eyes lit up: "When the time comes, you hope you can help me." ”
Tang Xiaobao smiled and said, "You didn't also make a mistake and be demoted to the mortal world, right?"
"Well, that's right. Tie Guan Li was a little embarrassed: "That is, I was kind enough to help, but I was misunderstood, hum, I want to blame, I have to blame Lu Dongbin for this." ”
The real immortal secret, Tang Xiaobao came up with interest: "Come on, tell me, I like to listen to stories the most." ”
"Don't say it. Tie Guan Li was embarrassed to speak.
Tang Xiaobao's face changed, and he snorted: "If you don't say it, if I have immortal qi in the future, I won't help you." ”
"You, you, how can you do this!"
"What's the wordy matter, let's talk about it, don't make up a random story to fool me. Tang Xiaobao laughed dryly.
Tie Guan Li hesitated for a while, and then suddenly sighed heavily: "Okay, then I'll tell you the truth, Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu are in love, the two originally intended to be together, but they were forced by the rules of heaven and couldn't be together, so I wanted to create an opportunity for them to send them to the world to live happily, but I didn't expect the Jade Emperor to know about it, and then, he demoted me too." ”
"Then you're really wronged. Tang Xiaobao nodded frequently: "But you are really a warm-hearted person, by the way, I see a legend on the Internet, you actually used your own leg as firewood in order to decoct medicine for your mother, which burned your leg, is this the case?"
Tie Guan Li pouted: "It's all nonsense, I'm not an idiot, I'm not a fool, how can I use my feet as firewood? Isn't that looking for death? I'm here-"
"How did you break this foot?" Tang Xiaobao blinked.
"That is, when I was a child, I went to dig a bird's nest and broke it. "Tie Gui Li said.
Burst!
Tang Xiaobao burst out laughing, and pointed at Tie Guan Li: "Damn, it turns out that this is the case, laughed at me, you were not a good thing when you were a child." ”
Tie Guan Li stiffened: "Digging out the bird's nest, that's also to find eggs to eat, how can this be said to be not a good thing." ”
"Then you're a good thing. ”
"What am I a good thing, oh no, how can I be a thing. ”
"Then you're not a thing?"
"I'm sorry, you're yin me!" Tie Guan Li was anxious.
Tang Xiaobao laughed: "Just kidding, don't worry, hey, by the way, where is your gourd?"
"What gourd?" Tie Guan Li was stunned.
"Shouldn't you have a gourd on your back? It's all filled with elixirs, you give me a few elixirs." Tang Xiaobao salivated and smiled.
Tie Guan Li couldn't help but laugh: "Do you really believe what is written in the book? ”
"There is no elixir?" Tang Xiaobao's face was not very good.
I finally met the head of the Eight Immortals, but I couldn't get the benefits, and I was in a bad mood......
"If I want to have an elixir, I would have eaten it a long time ago and went directly to heaven. Tie Guan Li sighed: "Isn't I just a wisp of immortal energy, or I need to stay in the world for tens of thousands of years?"
Tang Xiaobao was surprised: "You have lived for tens of thousands of years?"
"Not really. Tie Guan Li was a little depressed: "In this world, there is actually nothing interesting in this world." ”
Tang Xiaobao was a little depressed, turned around and left: "Okay, Lao Tie, goodbye." ”
"Hey, don't go. Tie Guan Li hurriedly walked a few steps with his cane and stopped Tang Xiaobao: "You have to refine the immortal qi quickly, so as to help me return to heaven!"
"Khan, I don't know how to cultivate immortal qi!"
"By the way, then do you know how to cultivate immortal qi?" Tang Xiaobao was interested.
Tie Guan Li shook his head: "This, you can only hope that you can find some artifact fragments left over from the ancient gods and demons war, and there will be some aura in it, which can be converted into innate qi." ”
"Where are the artifact fragments. ”
"I don't know, it's useless for me to ask for that thing, I know it's appeared in the world, but I haven't seen it with my own eyes, maybe some auctions can find it. ”
"Where's the auction?"
"I don't know".
Tang Xiaobao's eyes rolled: "Who knows?"
"I don't know. ”
"Do you know any other immortals?" asked Tang Xiaobao.
"I've seen Marshal Tianpeng. Tie Guan Li frowned and said: "However, a genuine immortal like him is high in the Heavenly Palace, and he usually looks down on scattered immortals like us, so he has no friendship." ”
"Zhu Bajie?" Tang Xiaobao's heart moved: "Where does he live?" I'll go to him to see if I can get some benefits." ”
"I can tell you this, he's there...... This guy is just a pig and loves to eat, but it is said that he doesn't want to eat anything now. "Tie Gui Li said.
Tang Xiaobao kept in mind Zhu Bajie's address, and said with emotion: "It seems that the sky is not having a good time, this is a stage struggle, and they don't look down on each other, this is a faction." ”
"That's nature. Tie Guan Li said with some dissatisfaction: "If we have a background, we will not fall into the world, you go to him, maybe you can really get some benefits, people have a background, they will definitely not be as depressed as me." ”
Tang Xiaobao thought for a while and said, "I can promise you that I will help you return to Heaven in the future, but you have to give some benefits." ”
"I don't have a magic weapon, and I don't have any skills, except for some medical skills, I can also tell hexagrams. "Tie Gui Li said.
Tang Xiaobao said: "Then you give me a hexagram." ”
"I can't figure it out, you have your own immortality, you don't belong to the world, how can I calculate it, no. ”
"What about the other benefits?"
Tie Guan Li said blankly: "I don't know anything, it's useless to teach you spells, you don't have immortal energy." ”
Tang Xiaobao didn't believe it, his face turned cold: "Then what else to say, I won't help you in vain, we will meet later, goodbye." ”
"Don't go. Tie Guan Li was anxious, hurriedly grabbed Tang Xiaobao's arm, and said bitterly: "If you don't help me, who should I find to help me?"
"Does that have anything to do with me?" Tang Xiaobao smiled: "In short, I don't do anything that is not beneficial." ”
"What do you want?" asked Tie Guan Li.
Tang Xiaobao didn't think about it: "Magic weapons, elixirs, spells, anything." ”
"Where's the money?
"Yes, I'm not stupid. As soon as he talked about money, Tang Xiaobao's eyes lit up again.
Tie Guan Li blinked: "Why don't I give you a chance to make money?" as long as you do what I say, I will make you a lot of money." ”
Tang Xiaobao frowned: "If there is such a god, then you won't be so down, right?"