Chapter 126: Ten Years of Pregnancy
What kind of bullshit are all about fucking uncle? What the hell do these words mean? It sounds all clear, but it's quite weird, as if she's just a pretty experienced person.
Wu Yajiao felt like she was vomiting by Lei, and she had the urge to beat Yun Silan hard, but what about it? It seems that this is also normal, and she has been able to crackle, and after saying so much hopeless nonsense, it can be proved that she has recovered.
Think about it differently, this is also worth celebrating, Yun Silan has accepted the facts, changed back to what he used to be, is no longer sick, can live a normal life, and does not need to worry about others.
In the fairy world, a certain mountain is high into the clouds, surrounded by the basin in the middle, all over the scale, all kinds of different forms but with their own characteristics of the style, meticulous, classical beauty of the building, is simply beautiful, beautiful.
In the center of the basin, the tallest and most spectacular building, that is, above the fairy power spring, hangs a plaque above the gate of the building, with four big characters on it: Sorrow and Urging the Great Hall.
In the center of the main hall, there was a middle-aged uncle, who was slowly sipping tea, and next to him was a young man who was respectfully sitting on a chair with half his ass.
If Yun Silan was also here at any time, he would definitely roll up his sleeves, rush up and slap him twice, and then say: "Something like a dog, irresponsible Situ Junshu, I finally caught you, you can make me miserable." ”
"This tea is good, it can calm the mind, and it is very good for cultivation, so you don't have a little of it. ”
After tasting the tea, the middle-aged uncle said to the young man sitting next to him, who had now become restless: "Ah! By the way, I have forgotten it, you kid, but you never drink tea, you only drink alcohol, right, drinking tea will make you old."
Do you know what I called you here today? I think you should have guessed a little bit, right? This is a ...... for me and your mother and your grandfather and your grandmother! I won't tell you, you can guess for yourself with your head!"
"Daddy, you're kidding, aren't you? How can I possibly know what you called me over? But, I think, in most cases, it's not a good thing.
Because, I really can't do anything good, it's been more than 3,000 years, and you know me better than I know me, isn't that what you say? You can understand it yourself, but you can't beat me anymore, do you know? But you've grown up. ”
It turned out that the two people in the main hall were father and son, and the young man replied in a slightly mocking tone after listening to what his father said.
"At this time, you really guessed wrong, it's a good thing to call you over today, but it's not a bad thing, yesterday your grandfather summoned me, he has already calculated that his granddaughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law, your daughter-in-law, she is pregnant with twins, and it is also a dragon and phoenix fetus of a man and a girl.
It's just that the situation is a little bad, but you don't have to worry, it should be said that it is different, and it is a good thing, which just proves that my grandson and granddaughter are extraordinary.
It's not an ordinary October pregnancy, and it may take a few years to get pregnant, so if you have to be a father for a few more years, you can be considered to have escaped.
For the curse of our man, you can postpone it for a few more years before you can enjoy it, can this be regarded as great news for you, right?
After all, outside of our cultivation, it is very difficult to have a descendant, and you should understand this, especially your daughter-in-law, who is pregnant with twins, and it is also a 'good' word, how great and great this is.
Your grandfather specifically instructed me to say to you: Although you don't dare to meet your daughter-in-law yet?
But you're also a smart person, and if you can't figure it out, don't blame me for kicking you, you shouldn't be dead-headed, right?
At the very least, you have to send them some tonics, after all, those goods in the world are too polluted and not original enough, from now on, you must send tonic to your daughter-in-law on time and in quantity, this matter should not be difficult, right?
That's all I have to say, there are no other requirements, your grandmother and your mother don't know yet, if they know that you don't take care of you, the consequences, then I don't need to say more, it's better to remedy it as soon as possible! At least you will suffer less in the future.
Even if there is something, I won't listen, I'll be a father alone, why should I worry about you, you're not a little kid of one or two hundred years old, more than 1,000 years old, have a snack?
When the time comes, I'm going to cook for your mother, this is a beautiful advantage of mine, and you will have to learn it in the future, but it is a necessary skill for a good family, cooking for your wife, if your wife is happy to eat, what else will he not allow.
Is it a shame to cook for your wife yourself? This is not a shame, it is the most basic example of a good man, and it is also the most beautiful pleasure in life, and when you live with your daughter-in-law in the future, you will know how reasonable what I said today.
If you don't want to do this, is it nonsense to talk about sacrificing for love? Remember what I'm saying now, but don't think I'm joking.
Once, there should be thousands of people who can pass, your grandfather said these words to me, I didn't believe it at the beginning, and then after having you and your sister, I suddenly realized that the valuable experience is really too reasonable.
One of the principles of life, after starting a family, you must have a home to experience the real taste, otherwise it is not a perfect life, a single dog without a home, he knows a fart, goodbye, I hope my son is not a single dog who only understands fart. ”
Sure enough, it is worthy of being father and son, Situ Junshu is definitely his father's own child, as soon as the words are finished, the body dissipates and disappears, this routine and action are exactly the same.
"Dad, I think too much about today's words, I shouldn't have been patted on the head by my mother, but what I said is really reasonable, and I really deserve to be a person from the past, so according to what he said, even if I did something wrong, it was what he said, so what else is there to worry about?
However, what kind of tonic should I send now, the first time I sent something, it was really a bit of a headache, the child's mother, the queen who was destined to be her own in the future, the current realm is too low.
There are no such low-end things to send, and all the high-end goods in your hands are high-end goods, what can you do?
The transformation of a man starts from these, I am so depressed that I am going to die, I heard that she likes to eat meat, there is, my father praised me for being smart, I really didn't praise it, then send her a lowest-level ......!"
returned to the nest, rested for a while, and after eating the pregnant women's dinner specially prepared by Mi Fu, Yun Silan held a family meeting again, people, ghosts and animals, all stared blankly at the table on the table, there were several copies, the examination results of several hospitals, all of them were quiet and did not speak, there was really nothing to say.
"Everyone has nothing to say, right? It's okay to just say a few words! Forget it, forget it, if you don't have to say it, then don't say it, if you barely talk nonsense, it doesn't make any sense, it's better not to say anything if you don't have anything to say.
I understand everyone's feelings, to be honest, in fact, I don't know what to say, after all, I am pregnant, but I am also pregnant for the first time, and I have no experience!
Three stinkers can also top one Zhuge Liang, a component of our nest, that is also quite powerful! There are many kinds of patterns, rich varieties, there are people, ghosts, and animals, but unfortunately, they are not in the middle of the people, and they were defeated by the three stinkers. ”
Seeing that no one answered, after being silent for a while, Yun Silan began to talk to himself, and the taste of ridicule was quite obvious, as long as he was not a fool, he could hear it.
"Don't say it, what's the use of saying these things? Is it interesting? It's meaningless at all, and it's not hurting yourself? Can ordinary people compare with you?
We don't have face, do you still have face? Saying that we are talking about yourself is the same thing, and if elementary school students know it, don't you understand?
I'm really sorry, the previous sentence is wrong, the special must be different, the same is not special.
But I really found a problem, you said that more than a year ago, by that or something, in the moonlit starry sky, in the cold wind howling, in a big earth pit, by that or something.
Then I wonder, since you already have it, according to normal calculations, that is, ordinary people, ten months of pregnancy is already ripe.
The children have been able to sit up and turn over for months, and you are only a little more than a month now, so I don't understand this question.
I think at this time, what we want to discuss should be this problem, not some other mess, now the most worried about your stomach, I don't need to say too clearly, everyone should understand. ”
This is really a problem, as soon as this problem is pointed out, all the creatures, there are too many varieties in this nest, (it is difficult for me to express, I can only use creatures), my eyes are focused on Yun Silan's stomach.