Chapter 436: Friendly in front of the TV, I'm Su Shi Ah Qi
In the sky, white clouds appeared and gathered.
These white clouds are a popular style of flying magic weapon in the monastic world, and clouds have been a very practical camouflage since ancient times.
The ancients sometimes saw immortals who were 'flying through the clouds and mist', and many of them were sloppy monks who forgot to cover themselves with 'stealth' spells when flying, and were accidentally seen by ordinary people.
Of course, there are also monks who, for some reason, will take the initiative to appear among mortals to complete some tasks.
Now, some of the monks who were spectators, as well as the disciples of the Chu family, all climbed onto these white cloud-shaped flying magic weapons. They will be on the white clouds to watch the 'Walk-Behind Tractor Race' all the way.
Some of the seniors who act as referees will use their flying swords or unique flying magic weapons to closely follow the contestants.
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In the sky, Venerable Bai presided over the beginning of the competition: "Fellow players, please note that the first Xiuzhen Realm Hand-held Tractor Competition is about to start!"
"This is the legendary white senior. β
Sure enough, just like the legend, the handsome white senior, just by looking at it, people can't take their eyes off it at all. Even if I marry Venerable Bai right away, it's no problem!" said a female cultivator shyly with a face.
"Shall we say goodbye? I heard that Senior Bai is a spirit. β
"Hey, hey, when did you even carry the incense burner with you?"
"It is necessary for us cultivators to be fully prepared before doing anything. After I heard that the 'Walking Tractor Competition' was presided over by Venerable Bai, I quietly brought the incense burner. β
Su Wenqu looked at the Taoist friends on the side: "......"
I always feel that the Taoist friends on the side are working hard?
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As Venerable Bai's voice sounded, all the fairies, Dao Chiefs, Masters, and Confucian Gentlemen of the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group, as well as some of Venerable Bai's friends such as Jiaoba Zhenjun, all climbed down from their walk-behind tractors.
Fairies, Taoists, masters, gentlemen, and demon kings from all walks of life. A tractor rocker for each person.
Then, these personable fairies, Taoist chiefs, and virtuous monks came to the front of the tractor, and they skillfully pressed the buck lever and inserted the rocker into it.
And then ...... The fairies, the Taoists, and the masters shook the tractor stick vigorously.
On the white clouds in the sky, there were already many Taoist friends who blushed, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh - forgive them for laughing low. Seeing a large number of seniors bending over and lifting their hips, grabbing the joystick, and turning desperately, it was really visually impactful.
In fact, it's just a very ordinary picture when driving a tractor, but because of the identity of the person who is shaking the tractor, the scene becomes unexpectedly interesting.
"It's a shame, why can't you replace the 'hand-cranked start' function of the walk-behind tractor?"
"Top North River. β
"Dingbei River+1"
"Dingbei River +2"
"You guys are naΓ―ve. Because Senior Bai said, 'hand-cranked start' is the fun and essence of the walk-behind tractor!"
Just as the seniors were talking, Venerable Bai descended from the sky.
Then, he released a walk-behind tractor from the space equipment, skillfully took out the tractor rocker, and started the tractor with a bang.
The Creation King asked, "Senior Bai is also going to participate in the competition?"
"No, I'm not going to compete. Venerable Bai replied.
The reason why he organized this 'walk-behind tractor competition' was mainly because Venerable Bai himself liked to play with this special 'car'.
It's a pity to be the arranger of the track and the organizer of the race. His words in the competition were a little unfair.
So, you can only join the competition in another capacity. It's enjoyable.
"I'll be the referee and I'll go with everyone. At the same time, it prevents emergencies that endanger the lives of Taoists during the competition. Venerable Bai said.
The fellow Daoists nodded understandingly.
"Also, please do your best to participate in the competition and give full play to all your combat strength!" said Venerable Bai, pointing to the sky. I saw a huge gossip formation in the sky spinning quietly.
In the middle of the Bagua Formation diagram, there is a huge mirror, which records all what is happening below and stores it in the Bagua Formation.
"That's ...... The gossip information collector of the Monk's Daily?" Beihe Sanren's face froze.
Venerable Bai nodded and said, "Yes, this is the first 'Walking Tractor Competition' in the monk world. So I contacted the Friars Daily to record and broadcast the whole process of the contest for us. So, let's do our best. β
Creation King: "......"
Crazy knife three waves: "In other words, the scene where we just stood in a row and shook the joystick of the walk-behind tractor frantically was all filmed...... And it was also broadcast live to the entire cultivation realm?"
The Oriental Fairy's face froze.
Beihe Sanren: "Is it too late for me to quit the game?"
The three waves of the Wild Knife fell silent.
After a while, suddenly, the three waves of the mad knife met the 'gossip information collector', and the shaking arm shouted loudly: "Hello fellow Daoists in front of the TV, I am Tianhe Su Shi Ah Qi, and my racing car number is No. 38, please remember me and cheer for me!"
Song Shuhang: "Porphyry......"
Beihe Sanren: "Porphyry ......"
Huangshan Zhenjun: "Porphyry ......"
Other group friends: "Porphyry ......"
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The Snow Wolf Cave Master silently took out a business card from his arms and handed it to Crazy Dao Sanlang: "Brother Sanlang, this is the business card of Miss Jiang Ziyan, a disciple of the Medicine Master's family. I think you'll be using it after the game. β
Crazy Knife Sanlang took the business card and looked at it, and then, he laughed loudly: "Don't worry, I'll be fine." I don't need this business card. β
The corners of the Snow Wolf Cave Lord's mouth twitched, Brother Sanlang, what is the raw material of your self-confidence, can you divide me about two milligrams?
In the sky, the referee Spirit Butterfly Venerable glanced at his beloved daughter Yu Rouzi and said in a deep voice: "Then, the game has officially begun!"
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The Daoists who participated in the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group, as well as some Daoists invited by the White Venerable, climbed onto the tractor together.
Song Shuhang also controlled the body of the Phoenix Killer and climbed onto the No. 44 walk-behind tractor.
Then, as soon as he heard the pistol referee 'Whirlwind Venerable' shout, 'All in place - ready!', he immediately let the walk-behind tractor go!
Breathe deeply.
He is Song Shuhang, how could he lose in a mere 'three-second delay'?
"All in place!" the Whirlwind Venerable raised the command gun in his hand high, and at this moment, the attention of all the contestants and spectators was focused on him!
This feeling is the feeling of being in the limelight, the best and most dazzling style, the favorite of the Whirlwind Venerable.
"Ready!" shouted the Whirlwind Venerable.
All the participating Taoists grabbed the tractor with both hands and collapsed their spirits.
"It's now!" At this moment, Song Shuhang gave the order to 'go' to the body of the Emperor of the Destroying Phoenix! Three seconds later, the No. 44 walk-behind tractor will set off.
Next, it's time for the Whirlwind Venerable to fire the command gun!
After 0.3 seconds......
The Whirlwind Venerable was still holding the command gun high, but he didn't pull the trigger, his mouth opened slightly, and he issued a strange number: "1......"
What?
Song Shuhang was stunned, why is it a number?
Isn't it time to shoot?
"2!" Venerable Whirlwind still had no intention of shooting.
Shoot, shoot, or I'm going to run out in three seconds!
"3!" continued the Whirlwind Venerable.
3, 3 is enough, right?
Because it was a monk, the speed at which the Whirlwind Venerable recited the numbers was slightly faster, and when the three numbers were recited, it only took about two seconds, plus the delay when the Whirlwind Venerable recited the numbers before, it took about 2.3 seconds.
It's too late to shoot at this time, I have a three-second delay, and if I shoot at this time, I can just press the gun and start!
However, the Whirlwind Venerable still didn't shoot, his small mouth opened slightly: "4!"
Song Shuhang sniffed, even if he wanted to report the number, wouldn't 1, 2, and 3 be enough? Why do you still need to report the number 4?
If it's not 1, 2, 3, then how many numbers does this Whirlwind Venerable have to report before shooting? Don't count all the way to 10, right?
It's just not a routine.
Oh no, three seconds are about to pass.
Shoot quickly, referee, shoot quickly, there's no time!
But what made Song Shuhang desperate was that the Whirlwind Venerable still didn't shoot. A voice came out of his mouth that made Song Shuhang's liver hurt: "5......"
Song Shuhang's eyes immediately moistened.
It's been three seconds.
The hand of the son of the phoenix has already grasped the handle of the hand-held tractor because of the finger three seconds ago, a series of operations.
Boom ~ Boom ~ The walk-behind tractor roared.
Stop, the game hasn't started yet, it's too late to stop!
But unfortunately, even if you want to stop, this order will only be transmitted to the body of the Destroying Phoenix Princesses after 3 seconds.
So, in the eyes of all people, under the lens of the 'gossip information collector', in the surprised eyes of the contestants and the whirlwind master on the side.
Tutu Tutu Tu Tu ......
The walk-behind tractor of the Emperor of the Exterminating Phoenix rushed forward frantically, and the speed was so fast! It seemed that the Young Master of the Exterminating Phoenix had placed at least ten times the acceleration formation on the car!
Crazy knife three waves: "Huh, did the referee Whirlwind Venerable fire the gun?"
Beihe Sanren: "No, didn't you see that the predecessor of the Whirlwind Venerable was also dumbfounded?"
Crazy Knife Three Waves: "Then why did the Phoenix Destroying Master suddenly rush out?"
Creation King: "I guess I'm nervous again, you also know his race, sometimes he always suddenly becomes nervous. β
"But, just let him rush out?" said the mad knife three waves.
Just as the Daoist friends were discussing, Venerable Bai in the next place stood up and stretched out his hand to aim at the walk-behind tractor of the 'Destroying Phoenix Prince'...... (To be continued.) )
PS: The schedule, still can't be adjusted back. I want to die.