"Sister, what are you going to do? Are you looking for me? What's the matter?"

It turns out that the person behind him is Mao Xiaomao! Why doesn't this guy cooperate a little, it's boring, how can this person be like this? Really speechless.

Yun Silan is really a little hot, why do you want to do something? Let the heart be a little exciting, but there are always so many accidents, life is too helpless, and I feel a little loveless.

"There's something! There must be something! You can't waste so much time when you're free, what am I doing with you? I don't understand why you got up so early today for a family meeting?

If you haven't washed up, hurry up and wash up, if you haven't eaten breakfast yet, hurry up and have breakfast, the first time you have a family meeting, you have to hurry up and give me a hurry, if you want to waste time, you have to wait until the meeting is over.

By the way, there is a little bit of a small requirement, you must abide by it in the future, anyway, there is nothing to do, the next time you can be lazy, you can be a little lazy, how good it is to be in bed for a while, what to do so early.

What do you have to do? Really, you don't look like a young man at all, you eat and sleep, you sleep for a long time, so that you can grow your body, and what should I tell you?"

Yun Silan left, Mao Xiaomao stood alone in the corridor, fluttering in the wind, what is this? Inexplicable, women, unfathomable animals, their minds are floating in the sky, where can there be such a request? It is no longer a question of whether it is strange or not.

It's clear that you want to raise yourself as a pig, there is this kind of master, there is this kind of sister, there is this kind of leader, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse, should I cry or laugh?

In my previous life, I don't know if it's a good guy or a bad guy, it's a little unclear, I don't understand it, if you have the ability, you must go back to your past life to take a look, or is it God he is too old, his nerves are wrong, he has become confused, and he can only understand it like this.

At the beginning of the family meeting, there should be three people, one ghost and one animal, but there are two people, one ghost and one animal, one person is missing, and the reason for absence: go home to find my mother. The reasons are big, impeccable, and completely legal and reasonable.

The meeting was presided over by Yun Silan, and the members who participated in the meeting were: a chef and bodyguard, a purchasing clerk, and Mi Fu, a ghost of good fortune in addition to the position of the supreme leader; Mao Xiaomao, who is handsome and smart, but allows some understandable confusion sometimes; and Hu Xiaomei, a flying tiger who is more than 100 years old but still not yet an adult.

"Today, the main purpose of convening this meeting is to solve the problem that in the recent period, our lives are so aimless that we can't go on with eating and waiting for death, which is not okay.

Time flies too slowly, and we are all about to be forced into insanity, so we invite everyone to brainstorm, and everyone uses their brains to think, what can we be thankful for?

We are not afraid of losing money, we are not afraid of wasting time, we are afraid that we will not be able to waste time, we are afraid that we will not have anything to do.

You should also think of a way, otherwise if you continue like this, you will all become pigs, and I won't be able to stand it.

The pig is also too fat, and it is also the rhythm of the end of the end, so he also has a hope of the end, and knows when he should say goodbye, although this is a little painful, but the next life may not be a pig.

So what should we do? What do you say we should do? You can't end up with yourself, right? Then I'm so sorry for my father and mother, I don't have to do it myself, they will kill me.

Even the most insane people can't do this, don't you think that's the truth? There should be nothing wrong with what I'm saying, right? If there is a problem, then we have to take medicine collectively.

Taking medicine is very bitter, and you don't want to suffer this kind of sin! Then use your brains! Don't be afraid of wasting brain cells, metabolism, there will be dead and alive, maybe the smart flowers will bloom, and they will become smarter.

After having a way, everything is worth it, okay, my speech is over, that's it, please correct the shortcomings, if there is a mistake, correct, if not, then encourage, everyone should not applaud, the hand will hurt, but there is applause I will not object. ”

Fortunately, this is not the afternoon, nor the evening, but eight or nine o'clock in the morning, the most energetic moment, otherwise you will definitely fall asleep, not impossible, but absolutely possible.

There is still applause, don't dare not give face, and it must be given, if you don't give applause, it is definitely a manifestation of being stunned, this kind of person can kick him away, because if you stay with him for a long time, your IQ will be lowered.

After Yun Silan finished speaking, she sat down, full of anticipation, and waited for a warm speech, but it seemed to be different from what she imagined, but the scene became quiet, and no one spoke, which was a little embarrassing.

"Uh-huh!"

I can't let the scene be quiet like this, this is the first time I have a family meeting, and the first time I was dissatisfied, but I made a temporary decision, which is also a thing that can't be helped, but I can't fail!

There must be a complete success, this family meeting is held, no one gets up to speak, then it must be broken, this silence is embarrassing, so ah! Yun Silan's mind turned, and he had an idea.

So I coughed a few times deliberately, which seemed to have been learned from TV, and then said: "I'm very particular about democracy, and this thing is not on the platform, so don't take it too seriously."

Can I eat you? Can I beat you? Can I get rid of you? It's just impossible! It's not good to think too much, just say what you have to say! You can't hide it in your heart, be careful and suffocate it, and you'll waste money.

If there's something great, don't be afraid! This is a way to discuss problems and solve boredom, is this difficult? You can't make money, can't you still spend money?

You must be cheeky to be able to eat enough, and those with thin skin can only eat the rest, and you can never eat the freshest, all of which are saliva.

You are all part of the circle, you must have a sense of ownership, have such a heart, okay? The burden is all on my side, this is not good.

I hope you can share a little pressure on me, otherwise I will sit at home all day, except for eating and sleeping, you look at mine, I look at yours, is it okay?

Come on, come on, speak quickly! It wouldn't be good if I were to name names, hurry up! Don't waste this time, or I'll despise you. ”

Still no one spoke, is this going to continue to be embarrassing, how is this done, it's over, Yun Silan looked at a person, a ghost and an animal, and sighed in his heart: Life is too much failure, it is too boring, and all the creatures I meet don't know how to live.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

Oh, wow! Oh, I'll go! The mountains and rivers are exhausted, there is no way, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village, and now he doesn't scold the second uncle of the old king next door, and the bad mood will become better, and it will be regarded as a reward for him.

This call came at such a good time, and the participants of this family meeting definitely thought so in their hearts, otherwise they didn't know how long they would be silent, and what unexpected topics were pulled out?

Yun Silan's face, which was faintly about to turn black, finally stopped the rhythm of change, and did not become as black as the bottom of the pot, this is also a good thing among the good things, it is a smile.

No matter what the call is coming from, what it is going to do, these are not important, the important thing is that it is too timely, good things and bad things, it is also a thing, even if there is no matter, it is also an open mind, anyway, it is such a thing.

If it's too mysterious, then it's not interesting, it's not good at all, and simple things don't go to the complicated side, so why bother?

His uncle's people are bored to such an extent that no one before them knows it, and it may be impossible for anyone who has not come after, if there is, he will be beaten to death, and if he can't be killed, he will be pulled through the circle.

Yun Silan picked up the phone and looked at it, the caller ID was Wu Yajiao, a little girl, who let her go if she was absent from the meeting today, hoping that she had something, and it was a big thing, phew, bah, bah, crow's mouth, heavenly spirit, earth spirit, bad spirit, bad spirit, bad spirit.

In her heart, in her heart, Yun Silan punished herself, slapped herself twice, and said secretly: My heart is too anxious, I said the wrong thing, no, she is fine, and she is quite safe, but there is something, this is what it means.

When I pressed the answer button and clicked the speakerphone, Wu Yajiao's voice came out of the microphone, and this voice was still a little excited and anxious and said: "Ah Yun! Didn't I tell you last time? I want you to attend my grandmother's birthday."

Tomorrow is her birthday, you must come to attend, tell them all to come, I will send a car to pick you up, you must not refuse this.

I know you have a means of transportation, but your means of transportation is too tall, and it is too scary to take it out, so it is too troublesome to count it and become the center of attention, I am afraid that someone will be beaten by you.

Just kidding, make you happy, the happy mood is to be shared, it's a must, because I'm happy now, that's all about it, and the rest is nothing, and I'll let you know when I think about it.

Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, you need to dress nicely! It's better to stand out from the crowd, I know you're bored right now, so go get ready?"