Ninety-four, the world of two
Hu Qingshan hummed twice and said, "A prostitute went to a brothel and asked Sister Yao how much it was? Sister Yao said fifty yuan. When the prostitute saw that it was cheap, he did it. Who knew that Sister Yao asked him to pay 100 yuan, and the prostitute said that it was not 50 yuan, and Sister Yao said that 50 yuan was to go in, and it was 50 yuan to come out, so it was 100 yuan. The prostitute said angrily, you are China Mobile, and you are engaged in two-way charging. This time, everyone at the table was bursting with laughter.
Cheng Meiru said: "Don't say it again, Director Ma is not married yet, but he talks about these vulgar things." Ma Feiyang said with a smile: "What's this, liven up the atmosphere, besides, for those of us who are not married, it is regarded as a health knowledge lecture." ”
Hu Guojun said: "I'm not married, I'm not married, but I have done everything I need to do." Everyone laughed again, and Ma Feiyang suddenly said, "Who hasn't been married? I'm also a married person." ”
Xia Guangming said: "When did you get married, why don't I know, why didn't you invite you to drink the wedding wine." The rest of the people also asked when the happy event would be held.
Ma Feiyang said: "I said that I was married, but I spoke with a certificate, and I have a marriage certificate." Xia Guangming said: "That's not counted, you can't be called married if you don't do something." Ma Feiyang knew that what Xia Guangming said was also reasonable, in the countryside, you can not have a marriage certificate, but you can't afford not to hold a banquet.
A table of people talked and laughed, and quickly drank the two bottles of wine. They really stick to their principles, and they say two bottles are two bottles. Xia Guangming said: "Eat, I didn't drink well today, and when the straw burning ban is over, let's summarize it again." "Everyone said yes in unison.
Ma Feiyang is still patrolling with Hu Qingshan, Hu Qingshan has a motorcycle, and Ma Feiyang is sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle with a broomstick. In the field, motorcycles are the most practical means of transportation, fast and flexible.
Hu Qingshan suddenly shouted: "Yo, what is that place, there is a fire." Ma Feiyang also saw a fire rising in front of him, and asked, "Is it the dam?" Hu Qingshan said: "It shouldn't be, you have to come and see." When they got to the place where the fire started, both of them breathed a sigh of relief, it was not the lower dam but the upper dam.
At this time, Ma Feiyang informed the cadres stationed in the upper dam to hurry over to put out the fire, and also notified other personnel in the lower dam to rush over to prevent the fire from spreading to the lower dam. After making the call, Hu Qingshan had already picked up a broom and started to put out the fire, Ma Feiyang looked around again, but he couldn't see anyone at all, and he didn't know who lit the fire and ran away.
After a while, the village cadres of the upper and lower dams arrived, and the township duty personnel and inspectors also arrived, and they together put out the fire first. The fire was extinguished, and everyone came together and started smoking and talking. Xue Chengli, the secretary of Shangba, scolded: "I don't know which dog day, I lit the fire and ran away." Next to him was the deputy director of the village who said: "This is the land of Zhao Laohao's family, you have to go to him." Another said, "It's useless to look for it." ”
At this time, the deputy township head Qiu Wei also arrived, Qiu Wei saw that the fire had been extinguished, and said with a smile: "It's not bad, it didn't burn, oops, the comrades have to work hard and hard in the past two days, and then insist on persevering, yesterday Liyuan Township burned up, and the secretary and district chief were very angry." Xue Chengli smiled: "Oh, that's good, with the first fire, it's easy to do it below." Someone answered: "Alas, in the end, I also watched and burned, and I burned it." ”
A group of people talked and chatted, Qiu Wei left first, and when he left, he explained and then took a look. At eleven o'clock, everyone began to get sleepy, and they all said that they were probably fine, go back to sleep, and the work was not done all at once.
Ma Feiyang wanted to sleep in the village in the middle of the night, Hu Qingshan said: "What about sleeping here, hurry up and go home to accompany your wife, come, I will give you a motorcycle, anyway, you have to come over tomorrow." ”
When Ma Feiyang saw that he had a motorcycle, he was overjoyed and polite, so he only thanked him and left.
Wang Meilin heard a knock on the door and asked, "Who?" Ma Feiyang said, "Thief." Wang Meilin got up and came over to open the door, Ma Feiyang entered the house and closed the door, turned around and saw Wang Meilin's smooth legs, and suddenly came to his senses and picked him up. Wang Meilin was just when he was getting sleepy, his whole body was soft and let him hug and rub it, and asked in a daze: "Didn't you say that you won't come back tonight?"
Ma Feiyang put her on the bed and replied: "I originally planned not to come back, but I want to let such a beautiful wife stay alone at home in the empty room, I am neither at ease nor bearable." Wang Meilin smiled when he heard this.
"I asked who it was, what do you mean by thief? ”
"In the middle of the night, don't I look like a thief, but what I steal is not money, but people, and hearts. ”
"Stealing people? Hmph, it's hard to hear. It's better to call it stealing color. Wang Meilin also laughed as he spoke.
Ma Feiyang saw Wang Meilin's lazy and weak appearance, so he wanted to start and cut to the topic. Wang Meilin said angrily: "You haven't taken a bath yet, how can you still have fireworks on your body." ”
Ma Feiyang smiled and said, "I acted as a firefighter tonight and put out a fire." As he spoke, he exaggerated the grandeur of the fire to Wang Meilin. Wang Meilin, who said bluntly, was worried about his life, and said angrily: "What kind of hero are you, you don't want to die with such a big fire." Ma Feiyang said while washing: "For the party and the people." ”
He washed it in three to five minutes, and Wang Meilin frowned and said, "Why are you so sloppy." Ma Feiyang smiled: "I'm not sloppy at all in the key parts." As he spoke, he pulled Wang Meilin over.
Ma Feiyang suddenly remembered the two jokes that Hu Qingshan said today, so he told Wang Meilin, Wang Meilin giggled and laughed when he heard it, and said directly: "Who made this up, I can really think of it, haha." When she saw Ma Feiyang and put her hands up and down, she said, "Why are you in a hurry, you are fighting the fire outside, and I will put out the fire for you when you come back." After saying that, he laughed. Ma Feiyang hugged him tightly and said, "Okay, then you are also a firefighter." ”
Early in the morning, Wang Meilin went to the cafeteria to bring breakfast, with fritters and eggs. The two of them ate, Wang Meilin said: "The last time the teachers of the Beijing Primary School Kindergarten petitioned, the teachers in the canteen just now said that the trouble was successful, and now the Beijing Primary School Kindergarten is not for sale." ”
"Oh, you said that, we were talking about it the day before yesterday. Ma Feiyang took a sip of porridge and continued: "Didn't they have a carload of people running to Beijing, the State Bureau of Letters and Calls was very angry, and asked the relevant leaders of the province to personally take the people, and gave instructions to deal with them properly and report the results." ”
Wang Meilin asked while eating: "What happened later?" Ma Feiyang said: "Later, everyone came back, and the city couldn't help them, because they were afraid that they would continue to petition, and if they went to Beijing again, it would be annoying." Their request is not allowed to sell kindergartens, the city decided not to sell for the time being, what is the temporary non-sale, in fact, is to find a step down, no one will mention it in the future, who will mention it. ”
Wang Meilin said with a smile: "The teachers of the Beijing Primary School Kindergarten have done a good job, and they are really capable." Ma Feiyang said: "Haha, you have the ability, you have to know that the teacher of the North Primary School Kindergarten is not an ordinary person, I think that at the beginning, the people who can be transferred to the Beijing Primary School Kindergarten are not ordinary relationships, what is the secretary's wife, the director's daughter, and what the director's sister-in-law." The teachers are easy to deal with, but the people behind them are not easy to deal with. ”
Ma Feiyang continued: "Captain Wang, who is in charge of the order of letters and visits of the Public Security Bureau, told them to go back temporarily and wait for the leaders to deal with it, and if they don't go back, they will use police force to invite them back. At this time, a woman stood up and shouted, "Guoan, don't you just want to arrest people, come on, come on, arrest me first" and sent her hand over, Captain Wang saw that this was the wife of the high brigade of the criminal police team, and immediately accompanied the smiling face, and she had to call her sister-in-law in her mouth. Calling the Gao team, it means to let the Gao team persuade, who knows that the Gao team said tepidly, brother, you still have to arrest your sister-in-law, this is also your job, I can't affect your work, but I can't persuade your sister-in-law, she is going to be laid off, and she has the heart to die, how can I persuade him, alas, if you arrest her, just arrest her, and it will be easy for others to arrest her, anyway, I don't blame you. When Captain Wang heard what Team Gao said, he panicked, and said again and again, 'Brother Meng, look at what you said, didn't you slap me in the face'. Captain Wang had no choice but to do it. In those two days, the director of the Education Bureau had the heart to seek death, those who were higher than him, those who were of the same level, and those who were a little lower were looking for him, some wanted to be transferred, some wanted to go to his house for dinner, and some wanted to find him desperately. Anyone who can talk to him has a good relationship, and he can't offend so many people. ”
Wang Meilin was surprised when he heard this, and sighed: "It turns out that there are so many twists and turns." Ma Feiyang had a good meal and hugged Wang Meilin, which was a small farewell ceremony, and Wang Meilin told him to be careful when riding a motorcycle.
After another two days, I really responded to the words "I saw it, I burned it", and for a while, there were fires and wolf smoke.