Chapter 4: University Report
Chunyangzi sat on the small bamboo chair and knocked melon seeds leisurely, glancing at Longyang who practiced from time to time, a set of Tai Chi eight-section brocade was in shape, and the left and right punches and legs were opened, and there was a style of ancient chivalry.
"Long Yang, you come over to explain something to the teacher. I answered the call and walked up to the master, asked him what was the matter, thinking that the master would not have saved the stinky socks of I don't know what year and month, waiting for me to destroy them, at this moment I had a bunch of stinky socks in my mind, and I wanted to vomit when I thought about it.
"You have been a teacher for ten years, and your skills have been taught to you, you should go out and experience it, you can't let me support you for a lifetime. Junyoko rolled her eyes and said with a wicked smile.
Ahh
I nodded, and Chunyoko threw me a book, and when I saw it, it was actually an admission letter from Haibin City University, hey, the master can really get this thing.
"Director Li of the school has a good relationship with me, and he will know if you report my name after you go. Junyoko finished speaking. I took out another step of Grandpa Mao and threw it into my hand, and I ordered fifty hundred-yuan bills, which were very happy.
I packed up my things and fled to the entrance of the village, and as soon as I arrived at the east entrance of the village, Chunyangzi chased him out, scolding and scolding, "The rabbit cub dares to steal my things, and return the Five Emperors Money Sword and the Ghost Hunting Yin Soul Banner to me." As soon as I heard this, I quickly climbed into Uncle Zhang's tricycle in the village, watched Chunyangzi run for a while, and stopped panting, I laughed and grimaced.
The master was so angry that he couldn't help it, so he looked at me and cursed, "Wait for your little rabbit cub to come back, and you will have good fruit to eat." ”
Watching the tricycle slowly disappear, Junyoko stood on the road and looked ahead reluctantly. I have been with the master for ten years, and he has already regarded me as his own child, and I also treat him as a father. It seems that this is what it means.
When I arrived in the county seat, I found a grocery shopping man, asked for the way to the long-distance bus station, and bought a ticket to Haibin City at the bus station.
Another young man with a weird yin and yang also covered his mouth and nose with his hands and complained.
I looked at the clothes on my body, and they were indeed a little dirty, especially the washed white jeans, and the same hair as Kill Matt, not to mention how embarrassing.
"Sit with me. A good-looking girl dressed as a student in sportswear smiled at me and said. I smiled too, said thank you, and sat down on her left-hand side, and stopped talking.
The bus started slowly and headed for the seaside city.
The road was smooth and steady, the passengers in the car were already asleep, after a period of time the sky gradually darkened, and in the blink of an eye it was dusk, and the afterglow of the setting sun shone on the girl's face, and there was an inexplicable feeling in her heart.
I was still immersed in it, and the car suddenly stopped, and the driver with a scruffy face on the car said in a rough voice: "Rest for half an hour in between." After saying that, he got out of the car, lit a cigarette, and went to find a convenient place.
The driver, with a big fat belly, came to the side of the road and shh
The skeleton shook instantly, opened its mouth and rattled loudly, looking angrily at the driver in the car.
Half an hour later, the car roared and drove on.
Not long after the bus drove out, it stopped again, and the driver couldn't start the car when he held the steering wheel.
"Hey, I just got the warranty yesterday, it shouldn't be," the driver said depressedly.
The passengers were also confused for a while, and they all looked at the driver. It was already completely dark, insects were chirping on the side of the road, and owls were cooing in a large tree.
After Long Yang heard the sound through the window, he had a bad premonition in his heart, and after thinking about it, he became interested, smelled the air, and exuded a faint ghost aura around him, looked up at the roof of the car and smiled, it turned out that it was a little ghost who was doing it.
A male ghost was on the roof of the bus, with a weird smile on his face, and said faintly, "I finally found a stand-in, so that I can be reincarnated and passed on, and I don't have to be a lonely ghost, hehe." ”
The driver was so anxious that he was sweating, and got out of the car to check again, but the car still didn't move.
The passengers began to commotion, you complained word by word, and the driver was so anxious that he was about to cry, slapping the steering wheel and scolding his grandmother's legs.
I couldn't stand it anymore, and said to the driver, "Master, you get off with me, I have something to tell you, it's about this car." After saying that, the driver took one look at me and got out of the car with me suspiciously.
I whispered a few words to him to reveal my identity, his eyes widened in disbelief, I took out the cow tears from the small canvas bag on my back, wiped the tears in his eyes, pointed to the little ghost on the roof of the car, the driver looked in the direction I pointed, frightened that the soul was about to fly out, and stammered and said, "Ghost, ghost,,, ghost!". ”
I grabbed him and made a silent motion, and the little ghost climbed from the roof to the window and blew into the car, and the eyes of the passengers in the car slowly fell into a state of confusion.
"All the tricks are done?" I said slowly.
The little ghost shrank his neck and said in surprise, "You, how can you see me?"
I took out the copper coin sword and the yin-extinguishing talisman from my canvas bag, shook it in my hand, and said playfully: "Bold little ghost, just a wandering spirit is doing evil here, is it really that I can't see anything?" ”
The wandering spirit was stunned for a moment, turned into a yin wind and was about to flee, how could I give him a chance to hit a spell out, just hit him on the ass, ah a miserable scream fell from the sky, and changed back to its original form.
"Archmage spare his life, the little one doesn't dare anymore. The imp fell to his knees and pleaded.
I walked up to the little ghost, picked up the copper coin sword, and said, "If you don't go to reincarnate and harm people here, you can't be left behind." ”
The little ghost was also depressed, and then cried about his miserable experience:
"I was a person at the end of the Qing Dynasty, I was a showman in the township, until one year I entered Beijing to catch the exam, but I didn't expect that I was in a tavern in the capital, was killed by a traitor and impersonated, I became a ghost to find him to theorize how to know that God should kill, please come to the master to trap me here, so that I can't reincarnate and can't get out of this place, until today the little ghost pointed to the driver, urinated on my bones and insulted me, and then the archmage should be clear. ”
This is also what the driver did wrong, and it is strange that he is disrespectful to others.
I felt pity for what happened to this little ghost, and said to him, "I can help you reincarnate and break this sealing formation, how about it." ”
The little ghost was overjoyed after hearing this, kowtowed to me and bowed down and thanked me for a thousand thanks, and after breaking this sleepy yin array, I recited the mantra of death, and a white light flashed, and the little ghost disappeared along the light.
The driver gave me a thumbs up, I scratched my head and said, "This is what our Taoist priests should do." ”
After doing this, the passengers in the car also recovered, completely unaware of what had just happened.
The car was on the road and was delayed for a long time, and it was not until about eight o'clock in the morning that I arrived at the seaside city.
I got out of the car and took a taxi, and when I arrived at the seaside university, the tall and thin security guard at the door stopped me and scolded: "Where did you come from, a stinky beggar, go to the side in tatters." "Push me and I'm going to blast out.
"What's going on?" asked a middle-aged man with glasses, a suit and tie, and a fat head and big ears.
The thin and tall security guard saw the middle-aged man and hurriedly bent over, then nodded at the middle-aged man and pointed at me a few words.
"You don't know there's been a working group inspection up there recently, so you have to be polite to anyone. The middle-aged man scolded.
Then he walked up to me, took three hundred dollars out of his pocket and shoved them into my hand.
"Damn, I really treat me like a beggar. I cursed in my heart.
I took out the college admission letter from my canvas bag and handed it over, the middle-aged man was also a flute, and I never thought that I was actually a college freshman.
I heard the security guard call him Director Li just now, could it be the Director Li in the master's mouth, my eyelids jumped and tentatively reported the master's name, the middle-aged man's face turned straight, and his body bent down, and said: "It turned out to be the apprentice of the Pure Yang Zi Daoist, Li Dehai, the director of the Academic Affairs Office of the Contemptible School, who was disrespectful and disrespectful." ”
Hey, the master is really amazing, I won't be treated as a beggar by others if I take it out early.
I looked at the tall and thin security guard with my eyes, and when the security guard saw this, he couldn't whip his big mouth, and he blasted me out just now, and now he trotted over like a dog with his tail between his legs, and said with a smile: "Little brother, I don't mean I have eyes and don't know Taishan, don't be surprised." ”
I listened to it very useful and nodded, so I didn't say anything, as the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person, that's how it is, under the leadership of Li Dehai, I went through the admission procedures, and a red student ID came into view, which said Longyang, a freshman in the Department of History and Archaeology.
Li Dehai knew that I was Chunyangzi's apprentice, so he specially arranged a luxurious men's dormitory, which is generally the accommodation of some children of wealthy families, and the environment is not bad, there are a total of four people, all of whom are from the Department of History and Archaeology.
After tidying up the bed, a young man dressed in fashion came up to me and said, "Dude, you're too dressed like that." A look of disgust.
I nodded and smiled angrily, and the other boy said: "People are low-key, maybe it's the rich second generation or *** who is exercising here." ”
I was speechless when I heard these gossip, are people in big cities so intelligent, and I instantly felt a pain in my head.
Thus began my four-year university life, but danger also came, and supernatural events continued to occur.