Stupid, stupid, it really happened, I don't know what to see, it's not enough to describe it, the weight is really not enough, in short, just seeing this kind of situation, Situ Junshu is completely stupid, this time it's not just a casual talk, but a real stupid.

"Did you really eat it?" Situ Junshu asked in a quiet, soft, and weak voice: "Look at your appearance, it's not really stupid!, it shouldn't have reached that level, please tell me honestly, you didn't eat it, what is that?"

"You're here, why are you here now? Grinding, like a girl, as a man, I'm ashamed of you, are you a man's body? a woman's soul, a seahorse that is neither male nor female. ”

Finally saw the arrival of Situ Junshu, Liu Deyun threw away the black thing in his hand that he didn't know what it was, maybe he heard what he just said, or he was too involved, and the whole person was a little dizzy.

Then he replied in an inexplicable tone: "What do you mean? Why didn't I understand what I ate? And asked me how it tasted? What kind of taste, don't you know if you think about it?"

If you are sick, go home and take medicine, and if you run out of medicine, you can buy it again? Your family should not be short of such a small amount of money, if you don't have money, you can say to me, I can sponsor you!

Keep your dog's eyes open and see, what else can I eat in the toilet? Eat a lot of poop! How can you have such thoughts? Are you kicked in the head by a pig or a donkey? Or if you are caught in the door, how can you ask such a brainless question?"

Hey, hey, the ancestors blessed, there is nothing wrong with the click, this should be normal, the thinking is still so clear, and he can refute it, and he can also remember what he said before, Situ Junshu is completely relieved, the person is fine, and the body and spirit are both safe.

So, Situ Junshu said embarrassedly: "You must have heard it wrong, I didn't say anything! Maybe the space in the toilet is too small, and the one inside is too angry, and the gas is too strong, and your mind is hallucinating and misheard."

Oh, that's not the main problem, let's not waste time on this, by the way, can you tell me? You smashed the toilet, what the hell does that mean? You're really baffling me.

If I hadn't seen you digging in the toilet with my own eyes, I would have thought you were having a nervous breakdown and eating poop? If you feel tired, then forget it? There are so many people under your hands, why do you have to do this kind of thing yourself?

This is not something that only the master can do, you must be worthy of your identity! If your father, your mother, and your ancestors know that you are doing such a in the toilet, I think you will shed a layer of skin if you don't die, and it is possible to face the wall for 3,000 years.

I forgive you, listen to my brother, wash up, especially wash your hands a little cleaner, let's do whatever we have to do? If you want to sleep, then go to bed, right?

If you really can't sleep, I'll suffer a little bit and meet your wishes, even if it's sitting on your bed and talking, anything can be discussed, and it's okay to share with you the experience of falling in love, I'm about to be a father, what does it feel like?

Of course, it's just talking and chatting, you don't have to think about anything else, I don't have many requirements, the only request is not to be in the toilet, okay? If you stay for a long time, before the game, don't blame me, I may not be able to stand it.

You have to be careful, it's not good to be my 'vomit' object, don't blame me for throwing up all over your body, the toilet has been smashed like this by you, I think you have no place to take a shower, you must think twice!

In this case, you may be used to it, but I really can't stand you like this, if you want to dig a pit, let's find a sunny and starlit place to dig a pit, it's really not possible here!

In this place, no matter what the two of us do? Can we be in a good mood? What I say should be fine, right? I can understand you, and you must understand me, and I don't need to say much about people's dealings, right? Be considerate of each other......!"

"Is it so difficult for you to do your work? You really think of yourself as an uncle, and when you are done, I will give you two choices, either you will squat down and work with me, or you will continue to talk and watch the drama there, and I can complete the task by myself." ”

Is there such a lack of sunshine in the hearts of such people? They like to stay in the toilet and do this thing, they are used to it, and they can't change it, as if a dog can't change it.

The sun is so big, it doesn't seem to be getting smaller, isn't it enough to bask in the sun more? And no one will say that if the brightness is too high, or he will wait for the night to bathe in the moon, and there will still be light? Anyway, it is all from the sun, but it is just another hand.

Situ Junshu was stunned again, wouldn't it! Could it be a lifetime of stunned, all saved up to appear one by one today, and this is definitely not the last time, I don't know how many times I will be stunned, the ancestor must bless me, but I must be really 'stunned'.

Liu Deyun continued: "You are a typical dog biting Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people, I seem to have said it just now, because you are about to become a father, I see that you are very pleasing to the eye, and I don't want your future life to be miserable and miserable."

I'm just going to make a selfless contribution and ask you to come to the toilet, just to let you learn some skills, why don't you have a brain? Do you have to let your wife confiscate all your private money in the future? ”

Things ......are getting a little complicated, when Liu Deyun said the words 'private money', Situ Junshu inexplicably seemed to have a bright light flashing in his mind, there was a doorway!

So, Situ Junshu just interjected and said: "What is that? You make it clear, just you are in the toilet, this is smashing the toilet and digging holes, what does this have to do with private money?"

You don't want to dig that pit, can you stop first? Make it clear, can you? Explain the topic to me, and you can do whatever you like, and it will never stop you.

As long as the topic you throw out is valuable enough, I think it's enough, even if it makes me endure the nausea, stand on the side at close range, and watch you eat big.It's okay, you can rest assured, I will never give you a bad review, I will like it. ”

"Come on, I'm convinced of you, you're too cautious, this is the bad thing of your so-called good people, all of them are the same virtue, I really want to kill you all, except for yourself, a good person, everyone is a bad guy.

I think I'm a badass, but I've never thought of everyone as a badass, at least the good guys in this world still make up the majority of dogs, and the bad guys are a handful, and not all of them are qualified to be badass.

You just stand aside and don't speak, I won't treat you as a dumb person, you can absolutely rest assured, you can't spit out ivory anyway, shut your dog's mouth for me, I don't want my ears to be polluted, just look with your eyes. ”

Liu Deyun was angry by what Situ Junshu said, this is an inevitable result, good people will be angry to death, not to mention that he is a bad guy, he is a little angry, he endured it, fortunately, this anger has not reached the critical point of the outbreak.

Liu Deyun then said while digging a pit: "This is all forced by the environment of life, today is because of the fate of you and me, the right time, place and people have an advantage, you have touched the deepest point in my heart."

I don't know what your father and mother's life is like, but my father is a terrible mess outside, so to speak, he should be a model for me to learn in life, if I don't agree with each other, I will start fighting, and if I deal with the enemy, it will be clean and neat, and I can kill them with one knife, and I will never use two knives.

But when you get home, especially when you close the door, you really can't imagine that in front of my mother, she is a coward, qualified, no shortcomings, and can't find faults.

If you have to make an analogy, this analogy is: he is a tiger outside, very majestic, at home, it is a bit embarrassing to say, the difference between heaven and earth, is a gentle and lovely kitten.

You know what? My mother told him to sit, and he never dared to stand, told him to lie down, he never dared to lie on his stomach, told him to sing love songs, he never dared to chant poetry, even if it was a love poem, he didn't dare.

There's nothing remarkable about it, it's not because I'm too bored, it's not because I'm too boring, it's not because I'm talking about it here, but I've done my research seriously, it's all like this.

I'm not afraid to tell you that there's nothing to be ashamed of in this, but do you know what is the most common household utensils in my house? That is the washboard, which I counted carefully when I was a child, and there are more than twenty in all.

As the name suggests, it's here to do laundry, but my washboard is used for another purpose, right? That's my dad, he used it to kneel.

This is not a big deal, anyway, kneeling on the washboard, it is also closed, and no one will see it, my dad he once said, this sentence is very shameless and sweet, he said: It is a great honor to be able to kneel on the washboard in front of a dear woman. ”