Text Chapter 181: Regret not at the beginning! (Second Update)
Chapter 181: Regret not being at the beginning!
At six o'clock that night, all the members of the 505 dormitory went out on time.
One by one, the buttocks burned and rushed out, for fear of falling behind others.
Only Chu Qiankun was slow and took the initiative to fall behind them, these second goods are really embarrassing.
I really regret walking with them, the pressure is too much.
Smelling the strong perfume left along the way, watching the crowds of students watching the play.
Chu Qiankun couldn't wait to tell them that he was not in the same group as these demons and monsters, and he didn't know them.
He figured it would have been too hot if it hadn't been.
These guys are not just glare, suits and leather shoes, and ties are possible.
The 505 dormitory is already more famous, and it is famous for the second second, but this time I am afraid that it will be famous again.
Chu Qiankun's mouth twitched, and the muscles on his face trembled.
Chu Qiankun called out to Wei Jiacheng, who was in a mess, and asked, "You want to go with us instead of picking up your Jiyang?"
"No, today is the unified action of our 505 dormitory, and I will not abandon my brother for the sake of a woman. Wei Jiacheng stiffened his neck and said righteously.
Bah, believe in your wickedness!
As far as you Wei Jiacheng is concerned, you will abandon women for the sake of brotherhood, and you are a fool who believes in you.
It must be that Geeyang won't let you go, it's so careless, does Geeyang know?
"I said, the smell of perfume on your body is not too strong! You can smoke people down along the way!" Chu Qiankun thought about it, and reminded kindly.
Wei Jiacheng raised his arm, sniffed vigorously in his squeaky pit, and said calmly: "Is it thick?"
"Thick!" Chu Qiankun touched his nose and said resolutely.
Good guy, it's good that Wei Jiacheng didn't raise his hand, this gesture, Chu Qiankun was almost fainted.
"I think it's okay! It's very fragrant! You have to smell it more!" said three times in a row, looking very proud.
As he spoke, he raised his hand and leaned towards Chu Qiankun's nose.
Chu Qiankun retreated with a brisk step, leaving him ten meters away.
Holding one hand wide, he raised it forward, warning Wei Jiacheng not to approach him.
"I said, women like to call men stinky men, isn't it the other way around when you spray so fragrant?" Chu Qiankun thought for a while and continued to persuade.
It's really sad and embarrassing!
"Hey, you're all old yellow calendars, and now it's not trendy and smelly, it's popular and fragrant. ”
Wei Jiacheng looked at Chu Qiankun with disdain, feeling that he was too outdated.
Chu Qiankun exhaled a deep breath of turbidity, forget it, don't persuade it, let them be, anyway, it was them who were embarrassed in the end, not himself.
Dongzhou Restaurant.
The boys from Dorm 505 arrived first, and the girls from Dorm 303 arrived twenty minutes late.
The whole dormitory is uniformly dispatched, and the number of boys and girls is the same, six to six, very six.
Of the six girls, Chu Qiankun is only familiar with Jiyang and Xu Ziyi.
The other four girls knew the names, but they didn't have any intersection and were hardly familiar.
During this time, Wei Jiacheng inquired about other classes and finally came to a conclusion.
Chu Qiankun and their management class 2, the quality of the girls is relatively good.
And now, this 303 dormitory is even more powerful, almost including several good-looking girls in the class.
It can really be called a beautiful woman.
Not to mention Xu Ziyi and Jiyang, these two girls are in the top three in the class.
The remaining four people also have to look good and have a figure.
Judging by Chu Qiankun's vision for decades, if Xu Ziyi is ninety, Jiyang is eighty-five.
Among the remaining four girls, Li Xiaoxiao and Wang Xinyi can have eighty points, Li Shengnan and Quan Quan are also above seventy-five points, and they are infinitely close to eighty points.
Chu Qiankun was scoring several beauties, and the others were not empty, and they shamelessly shook hands with several girls one by one.
Of course, Wei Jiacheng is not included in this, standing tightly beside Geeyang, as long as someone wants to shake hands with Geeyang, he will show a state of wanting to eat people.
Of course, even if these guys know the severity, they didn't hold on to the girl's hand, they were all polite and touch-and-go.
The only one who didn't cater to the girls' team was Chu Qiankun, who sat with a golden knife and just raised his hand casually to greet them.
From the angle from which Chu Qiankun was sitting, he could clearly see that when Wei Jiacheng walked to Ji Yang's side, Ji Yang's nose deliberately sucked hard.
Then, he looked at him in disbelief, and his mouth moved even more.
And the other girls also keep repeating one
Action.
Shake hands, sniff a little, then pout, and finally look at the boy meaningfully.
In front of Chu Qiankun's eyes, this is like a production line, neatly aligned, constantly repeating a set of * actions.
After the ceremony, the most important thing is to take a seat.
Although it is a standard six-on-six, whoever sits next to whom represents each other's first thoughts.
Chu Qiankun sat early, and it was none other than Xu Ziyi who sat down according to him.
She pretended to pull Jiyang, and the two sat down next to Chu Qiankun left and right.
As soon as Jiyang sat down, Wei Jiacheng naturally sat down, and Zhou Chenghai sat next to Xu Ziyi.
Then there are Li Xiaoxiao, Wei Mingzhou, Li Shengnan, Wang Litian, Wang Xinyi, Yun Chenggong, and Quan Quan.
Men and women sit interspersed, just around the round table.
Xu Ziyi was very skillful, and his whole body leaned towards Chu Qiankun's side, and after sitting down, he deliberately sniffed Chu Qiankun's side.
Chu Qiankun knew what she meant, and deliberately raised his arm.
Then a humorous sentence came: "Just smell it!"
In a word, Xu Ziyi's face was flushed, and several other girls covered their stomachs and laughed.
And the few people who sprayed perfume did not have the previous self-confidence, and laughed awkwardly.
Geeyang asked jokingly, "Several of them are so fragrant, why don't you add some flavor." ”
Chu Qiankun put his nose to his arm, sniffed it vigorously and asked, "I have a smell, a man's own unique body fragrance ---- the smell of sweat." ”
Poof!
Both men and women in the box burst into laughter.
Fortunately, I just sat down, and the drinks haven't been started yet, otherwise they must have sprayed each other.
"The third child didn't wear perfume, but he was the culprit!" Zhou Chenghai said.
was very dissatisfied with Chu Qiankun's unsociability, and decided to sell him.
"What do you mean? What did Chu Qiankun do to hurt the heavens and reason?" Xu Ziyi asked with great interest.
As long as it is Chu Qiankun's business, whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, she wants to know it as soon as possible.
Boys can understand what Zhou Chenghai means, and they all know it.
The girls are all the same as Xu Ziyi, one by one, they are very interested.
Several pairs of big watery eyes stared at Zhou Chenghai in unison.
Zhou Chenghai, who was pouring beer into Xu Ziyi's cup, shook his hand and spilled a lot.
Chu Qiankun wanted to divert the topic, and deliberately laughed: "Second brother, aren't you known as a thousand cups and not drunk? Why haven't you started drinking yet, you're shaking!"
Wei Jiacheng smiled and said: "Second brother, this is not drunk, people are drunk!"
Chu Qiankun continued; That's right, it's just that I'm getting drunk faster. ”
Xu Ziyi glared at Chu Qiankun and warned, "Don't make trouble, let him speak." ”
It's just that this Wu Nong's soft-spoken warning fell on Chu Qiankun's ears, but it was a different kind of style.
Zhou Chenghai then poured himself a glass, but did not pour wine for Li Xiaoxiao, who was sitting on his right.
I don't know if I have any thoughts, or I forgot that this girl who is also a big beauty.
Then he glanced back at the women and continued: "Because he bought this bottle of perfume, two thousand and one bottles." ”
Wow!
The women looked at Chu Qiankun in unison, all with big question marks on their heads.
I just don't know if this question mark corresponds to the perfume itself that Chu Qiankun bought, or the price of the perfume.
Xu Ziyijiao smiled and said: "I can't see it, you still have a habit of collecting expensive perfumes, is it for boys or girls?"
Chu Qiankun felt incredible, but he didn't see that Xu Ziyi still had such humor.
... ....
After a bit of banter, the atmosphere started to be a lot more lively.
Then the food is served and the wine is served.
Wine is indeed a good thing, and as the beer bottle becomes empty bottle by bottle, the atmosphere of the box is getting more and more enthusiastic.
They are all young men and women, and after a few glasses of wine, Jia Chenggong took the lead in making a yellow joke in the future.
As a result, it evolved into a joke solitaire, requiring one person to say a paragraph.
It is rumored that girls are hooligans, and they are better than boys.
Chu Qiankun has seen this today, and a few girls talked about the jokes, and the color was so deep that their boys really sighed to themselves.
After a circle, it was Chu Qiankun's turn to be the last to say.
Wei Jiacheng shouted: "Third brother, come to the end, we can't lose." ”
Wang Litian relayed: "How can you lose to a girl if you say a joke? It's a matter of face, the third brother should be careful." ”
The boys in the 505 dormitory all coaxed, and they all felt that they couldn't lose to the girls in terms of saying color jokes, otherwise they would
It's too inferior.
Chu Qiankun took a sip of wine, thought of a joke on the Internet in later generations, moistened his throat, and said unashamedly: "Don't worry, listen well, the words are ........"
"The brother in the dormitory was chatting with his girlfriend about text messages, and his girlfriend said: The moon has gone down, why hasn't the sun come out yet!"
"As a result, the lower bunk brother thought about it for a long time, and he didn't understand what it meant, so he asked everyone, but everyone shook their heads, and they didn't understand......"
At this time, I only heard the head of the dormitory say quietly, menstruation is gone, why hasn't it come yet. ”
"Then, with a whoosh, the guy in the lower bunk was gone......"
Burst!
Burst!
Burst!
In the box, as long as there is wine in the mouth, all the wine is squirted out.
I just didn't drink, and I hugged my stomach with a smile, and I almost rolled under the wine table.
Xu Ziyi gave Chu Qiankun a small pink fist and said with a smile: "What a hooligan!"
Chu Qiankun spread his hands and said innocently, "Hooligans?"
At this time, Wang Litian, who had finished squirting the wine in his mouth, rolled his eyes and asked loudly: "Third brother, aren't you the fourth brother in the lower bunk?"
Poof!poof!poof........
The crowd of people who just wanted to drink water to stop laughing had another burst of squirting, and they couldn't control it anymore, and they were laughing crookedly.
The cheapest one who laughed was Wei Jiacheng, who aimed at Jiyang while laughing, but she jumped to the ground with one foot.
However, what a group of people couldn't have imagined was that Wei Mingzhou, the boss of the 505 dormitory.
He said to himself, "I didn't say that?"
In a word, the person who made everyone laugh again turned on his back, and the box was a mess.
...... ...
The meal was very happy, but halfway through, Zhou Chenghai and Wei Mingzhou changed seats.
Quietly!
Time came to the second half, and the girls began to turn against the guest.
Geeyang took the lead, stood up and held his wine glass and said, "Girls, let's toast the 505 students together and thank them for their game today!"
The girls stood up in unison, holding their glasses.
The girls are all standing, and the men are definitely not allowed to sit.
Everyone stands up, and if the wine in the cup is not satisfied, there is no need for the girl to remind them, and they are consciously full.
"Thanks to the boys. Li Xiaoxiao echoed.
"Thank you, keep up the good work, and organize a few more times in the future!" Wang Xinyi continued.
"Yes, let's wish the boys of 505 more and more fragrant. Li Shengnan shouted.
Just like her name, although she is beautiful and beautiful, she is very bold and arrogant in her bones.
"Hey, it's already more fragrant than us now, and if it continues to be fragrant, it will be struck by lightning. Quan Quanquan joked.
It's just a joke that makes the faces of several perfume men red, and the monkey's butt have a fight.
Quickly get rid of the wine in the glass, punish yourself with another glass, and drink your face red before it is too late, so that you will not be embarrassed.
Regret not being at the beginning!
Why didn't you listen to Chu Qiankun's words?
Otherwise, at this time, wouldn't it be possible to sit as calmly as he did, and drink a little wine comfortably.
After sitting down again, Xu Ziyi glanced at Chu Qiankun's wine glass, and it seemed that the wine in the glass had not moved.
Surprised, he asked in a low voice, "Why didn't you drink it?"
"I still have something to do at night, so I can't drink more. Chu Qiankun replied in his ear.
The toast began on the table, a little noisy, and the two wanted to whisper, but they didn't get closer, and they couldn't hear it at all.
It's just that this small action happened to be seen by Li Shengnan on the other side.
shouted at the two of them; I said, "Can you whisper love in front of us?" If you want to say it, say it out loud, let's all listen to it, do you say it?"
Except for Zhou Chenghai, everyone else slapped the table and shouted hello.
Wei Jiacheng wanted to do the same, and he also leaned his head to Jiyang's ear, wanting to whisper.
It's just that his little fat head hasn't been close to Jiyang yet, so she stretched out a hand and pressed it hard.
smiled indifferently and said, "If you dare to get closer, I don't mind taking it down and kicking it as a ball, this size is just right!"
It's just that in this smile, everyone can feel the murderous aura that pervades them.
As soon as the words fell, Wei Jiacheng had already withdrawn quickly, his eyes did not squint, he sat upright, quiet as a rock!
In a trance, I thought he hadn't moved just now!
And Chu Qiankun, who happened to be sitting on Jiyang's left hand, suddenly felt a chill in his neck, and reflexively shrunk.
Are girls so cruel now?
He instigated Wei Jiacheng to chase Jiyang, was it right or "right"?
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