Chapter 18: Gorgeous Man
"What are you talking about? The mountain people have their own clever plans, hurry up and exchange them for me!" Cheng Bo is full of confidence.
System: "Okay! The host consumes 10 achievement points to exchange for the thinking input method. The system is installing the Thinking Input Method...... Successful installation!"
"I'll try to see if it's useful first! I'll start with "Salted Fish That Loves Cats"" Cheng Bo roughly organized his thoughts. The next second an essay appeared in my head, almost 600 words.
"Haha, it worked. As fast as your head turns, you can write as fast as you can. At this rate, 600 words a second, 200,000 words divided by 600 words equals 333 wonderful equals 3.55 minutes, haha, I will write it in 6 minutes at the slowest speed, since the speed is so fast, otherwise I will directly write 5 million words and do all the tasks? more than 2000 achievements!"
Cheng Bo suddenly became excited, but then he shook his head: "Forget it, I have an ominous premonition, you can't be too greedy." Try it first, and if you succeed, it's never too late to write later. ”
Cheng Bo muttered to himself, sad for a while and excited for a while, and he was confused when he saw the system.
After going through so many things, I have already thought about it, so I will write about a student who has a crush on the teacher and boldly pursues the teacher, goes through many setbacks on the way, and finally ends up together and lives a life without shame...... Hahaha just do it. At that moment, Cheng Bo closed his eyes and entered a meditative state.
An hour later, Cheng Bo looked at the additional file in the system database, and showed a satisfied smile, it should have been written a long time ago, but a lot of time was wasted in revision and typesetting.
System: "Hehe, it's wonderful, I'm excited to read this book, but what about the physical form? If you don't have a physical written expression, you can't complete the task." What is the use of the optical storage system database?"
"This is the final step. Open your eyes and look at it. Cheng Bo said and took out two things.
One is a data cable with a plug, and the other is a USB drive. Cheng Boba's data cable was divided into two halves, and after working for a long time, he finally connected one end to the USB disk, and the other end was connected to his ear.
The system was shocked: "Host, you ......"
"System, one thing you're really right, I just want to import the data from my head to the USB drive. Cheng Bo plugged the plug into the power supply, and smiled weirdly at the system.
"Crazy, the host is really crazy, Uncle police, come on, there's a psychopath here, I want to use a USB drive to copy things from my head, you arrest him quickly, Mom, I'm afraid of ......" The system panicked.
However, Cheng Bo had already plugged the plug into the power supply: "Ahhh
Under the stimulation of the strong current, Cheng Bo's body shook uncontrollably, his head was all erect, green smoke was emitting upwards, and his clothes were broken a few pieces...... "Ho ho, there is ...... It hurts a little, it looks like it's going to hang!"
I don't know how long it took, Cheng Bo's face gradually turned pale, his brows were tightly locked, and he seemed to be in great pain.
The system was anxious: "You are going to die, don't you want to pull me if you want to die?"
"That'...... What now?"
System: "What should I do? Wouldn't you just pull the plug out?"
"No, has the USB drive been copied to ......" Cheng Bo shook his head stubbornly.
System: "Do you still want to do this at this time? Do you really think that you can connect to the system database through wires?"
"If you can't complete the task, you will become a fool, so what's the point of living? I will definitely succeed!" Cheng Bo's expression was still firm.
"Dangdang, the host successfully connects to the system database! Damn, what's the situation? Please select the file you want to copy. "When the system broadcast this news, they were all in a circle.
"The third ,...... Sure!" Cheng Bo used his last breath to select the file, and then fainted directly.
"File Copying...... What is the principle of this? Can it really be copied out?" The system fell into a deep shock, and he slapped himself a few times, but it didn't feel very real. "What kind of host is this? I don't want to live this kind of scared life anymore. ”
The system exclaimed and fainted, but unlike Cheng Bo, he was stunned.
Time passed slowly...... In a daze, Cheng Bo heard someone call his name.
Sun Bin: "Cheng Bo, get up and look at the beauty!"
"Look at the beauty, even if you ask for your life, you have to wake up. Cheng Bo opened his eyes without hesitation. "You're back?"
Cheng Bo looked at the three pairs of eyes staring at them in the dormitory with some curiosity.
Zhu Yiqun: "Bo'er, what do you say is the matter with you? It doesn't matter if you didn't return last night, today we saw you fall to the ground as soon as we got out of school, covered in tatters. ”
"Ahem, cough, it's none of my business, I was called over by Mr. Xiao last night and punished for standing for a day. I finally came back today, who would have thought that the dormitory would leak electricity. So...... I'm sorry, brothers. Everyone shushed and asked for warmth, Cheng Bo was a little moved, what is the brotherhood?
Zhu Yiqun: "You, you always want to make some big news, if it weren't for the artificial respiration for you, you wouldn't have survived." ”
"What? Lu Guan gave me artificial respiration? My mother's ......" Cheng Bo couldn't sit still anymore, and jumped up and retched directly.
The crowd burst into laughter, and the air was filled with a philosophical atmosphere.
Sun Bin: "That's right! Whose USB drive is this, don't let me throw it in the trash!"
"Mine, give it back to me!" Cheng Bo hurriedly snatched the USB drive, and his rude behavior made everyone baffled for a while. "Haha, I made it, go print it out and you're done. ”
Cheng Bo smirked and ran out of the dormitory excitedly.
"Wait! Bo'er, your crotch is open. Lu Guan hurriedly shouted, but Cheng Bo had already run away.
Zhu Yiqun: "Do you think Bo'er has been sneaky lately?"
Sun Bin: "Tell me about it?"
Zhu Yiqun: "I don't know what kind of fame he is doing!"
Lu Guan: "Hasn't he always been like this?"
Everyone looked at the direction in which Cheng Bo disappeared, shook their heads helplessly, and smiled bitterly.
On the way to the instructor's office, Cheng Bo held a book with exquisite workmanship in his hand, and it was difficult to hide his excitement in his expression.
"Teacher Xiao read my love letter full of love. Will you be so moved that you fall in love with me directly?" Cheng Bo felt that his body was a little fluttering, which was very unreal. When he was about to arrive at the office, Cheng Bo heard a cough, "System, are you awake?"
The system said aggrievedly: "Host, you killed me." I haven't reacted yet, but it's good that you didn't write 5 million words directly, otherwise you and I would have died directly because the copy file was too large. ”
"Haha, this is my wit, master!" Cheng Bo was secretly glad that although he succeeded this time, he took a big risk.
System: "Can you remind me next time you want to do something?"
Cheng Bo: "What's the use of reminding you of this pit cargo system?"
System: "Let me be mentally prepared! If it goes on like this, one day I will be scared to death by you, you must know that the system is broken, and you are the one who suffers!"
Cheng Bo: "Alas! I didn't expect you to be so weak, okay, okay! I'll pay attention next time! Oh, by the way, since you're awake, let's send out the rewards for betting! Haha!"
System: "Oh my God, am I cursed by something? Why do I lose a game that I am sure to win? ”
"Use it now!"
System: "Congratulations to the host, happy to mention Doll 7!"
"Open it, it's Waterloo several times in a row, this time there must be something good!"
System: "Congratulations on obtaining the rare item "Soccer Skill Book""
Cheng Bo looked disappointed again: "It's another busy job." ”
System: "Host, don't work in vain. Think about it, if you learn these kicking skills, lead Chinese football to the world, become the world's first, dominate the football world, what a scenery!"
Cheng Bo: "I'm sorry, I'm not very interested in football. ”
System: "Players have very high salaries, and they are worth billions at every turn." ”
Although Cheng Bo was a little moved, he still said: "Forget it, there are thousands of ways to make money, you don't necessarily have to play football, I want to choose one I like." ”
Cheng Bo finally shook his head, and the system sighed and didn't say anything more. Then I felt a little wrong, and said to the system, "Huh, why do I feel cold under my crotch?"
System: "yes, you're not wearing pants, aren't you cool?"
"What?" Cheng Bo hurriedly looked down, and sure enough, he was not wearing anything. "I said how the owner of the copy shop looked at me like a pervert. Fortunately, it was not seen by anyone else. Cheng Bo covered his crotch with a stupid expression.
"Then quietly hand this love letter to the guide, she should know that I wrote it, don't let her see what I look like now." By the way, let's see what she's doing first, and find a chance to put a love letter in it. Cheng Bo tiptoed to the window of Xiao Wanrou's office, and observed the movements inside through the window.
Xiao Wanrou is working seriously inside, meticulously. Without the torture of illness, Xiao Wanrou looked a lot more beautiful, and her face was a little more youthful and energetic, and for a while, Cheng Bo was stunned.
Knock knock!
Just when Cheng Bo was distracted, there was a knock on the door. As Xiao Wanrou agreed, a man in energetic clothes walked in.