Lantau Island, Hong Kong---

In the drizzle, a green jeep was driving on the muddy road of Lantau Island when suddenly its wheels sank into the mud.

At this time, a person got out of the car, looking very magnificent, holding a black umbrella, holding a cigarette in his mouth, looking around, and then unhurriedly took out the horn on the car and shouted: "Does anyone help?"

As an aboriginal of Lantau Island, Li Erniu has always loved his hometown, although it is very backward and poor compared to the rest of Hong Kong, but Li Erniu feels very happy to live here. If nothing else, let's just talk about going to the latrine, he has been in other places in Hong Kong, and it takes a long time to go to the latrine, or it is a fee, but here he can go casually.

Lantau Island, there are no people, there are wild fields everywhere, or stones, and occasionally you will meet some tourists on holidays, so you can go to the toilet anywhere.

At this moment, Li Erniu is squatting in the thatched toilet, he is squatting in a wildflower bush, fertilizing the land with feces and urine.

Li Erniu is tall and big, but his head is a little bad, but Li Erniu himself doesn't think so. He felt that he had grown strong, and the fertilizer he pulled out must be strong, and the flowers and plants would grow well the next year.

"The grass grows taller, Brother Erniu fertilizes you!" Li Erniu said in a humble voice.

At this time, he heard the sound of a loudspeaker.

Looking at the drizzly sky, Li Erniu muttered, "What's wrong? Someone shouted for help? Erniu is a good person, Erniu wants to help." ”

While talking, Li Erniu stopped pooping, didn't wipe his buttocks, put on his pants directly, and stumbled down from the mountain.

When Li Erniu arrived at the accident site, he saw that two people from the same village had already rushed there, but they didn't help, but they were watching the excitement.

Li Erniu walked over and asked everyone: "Why don't you help him push the car out, it's going to rain heavily." ”

Ah Biao from the same village pushed him and said, "Han guy, you have no strength and nowhere to go, why do you want to help him?"

"Yes, these city people are very bad, and it won't do him any good to help him!" said another fellow villager, Ah Kun, with a grin, hugging his arms.

The owner of the car held an umbrella and held a cigarette, looking at this group of "aborigines" from Lantau Island, and snorted coldly in his heart.

"Na, is it about money?" The owner of the car held a cigarette, spit out a puff of smoke, pedaled on the car with one foot, and said to Ah Biao and the others with squinted eyes: "You help me push the car out, I don't have anyone to give you a hundred, OK?"

Ah Biao glanced at Ah Kun.

Ah Kun looked at the stupid Li Erniu again, and then sneered: "People in the city, you are doing it, you really think we are fools, you want us to work hard with such a little money--- if you want to get this car out, it is impossible to spend thousands of children and eight hundred!"

Ah Biao echoed, "That's it, such a little money, send away the food!"

The owner also laughed, "So what do you want?"

"Simple, at least 300 yuan per person! If you agree, we'll do it, if you don't agree, you can continue to shout here!"

I thought the owner would refuse, but I didn't expect it---

"Okay! Three hundred, OK!"

Ah Biao and Ah Kun, you look at me, I look at you.

I didn't expect the owner to be so crisp.

"Take the money first--- you city people don't talk about trust!" Ah Biao said vigilantly.

The owner of the car smiled, immediately took out the wallet from his arms, and then took out a large bill of 1,000 Hong Kong dollars, and threw it directly to Ah Biao and said: "Here is a thousand --- don't look for it!"

Ah Biao didn't catch the banknote, and the money fell to the mud.

Ah Biao and Ah Kun hurriedly pouted their butts and bent down to pick them up--- they didn't think they were stained with muddy water, wiped them, looked carefully, and sure enough, it was a thousand yuan.

The two were ecstatic, you look at me, I look at you, and they are very happy.

Li Erniu is a fool, the two of them can divide the money equally, five hundred yuan per person, and make a lot of money.

"Erniu, look at it to help people push the cart!" Ah Biao said.

"Erniu, push the cart to give you candy!" Ah Kun said.

These two boys knew that Li Erniu had a lot of strength, and one of them was top ten, so they immediately fooled Li Erniu and asked him to work hard.

Where did Li Erniu know this, and immediately began to help the owner of the cart.

Thundered!

A rush of hustle.

The muddy water splashed Li Erniu all over his body, and he directly became a mud man.

Ah Biao and Ah Kun were watching the command and gesture from the side.

Soon, the car was pushed out of the mud ditch.

Li Erniu was covered in muddy water, wet, and he wiped his face with muddy water and smirked.

"Erniu is good, worthy of being a famous big guy in our village!" Ah Biao gave a thumbs up.

"Erniu is obedient, Brother Kun will take you to Temple Street to buy fish balls in the future!" Ah Kun said with a grin.

At this time, the owner of the car did not leave, but opened the window and hooked his finger at Ah Biao and Ah Kun, signaling them to pass.

Ah Biao and Ah Kun glanced at each other and walked over.

"What, do you want your money back?" asked Ah Biao, leaning on the car and picking his nostrils.

Next to him, Ah Kun has already hidden a stone behind him, if the other party wants to ask for money, give him a --- to hit the street, thinking that we are easy to bully.

Behold---

The owner took out two cigarettes and handed them to them, and then asked them if they were natives of Lantau Island.

Ah Biao said of course it is.

The owner of the car laughed, stuck out of the window with his cigarette and flicked the cigarette ash, and then said to them: "Wow, then you will be developed quickly." ”

Ah Biao and Ah Kun paused for a moment.

"What do you mean?"

The owner of the car held a cigarette and said with a smile: "You don't know yet, Stanley Prison will soon be relocated to you--- when the time comes, won't you pay compensation or something?"

Ah Biao and Ah Kun's faces suddenly darkened.

The other party is obviously saying the opposite.

Although Ah Biao and Ah Kun do not read much, they also know that there is a prison on Lantau Island, and because of this, the houses near the prison have not been rented, and many times, those tourists do not go to the prison to play; this is not counted, because there is a prison on Lantau Island, many people look down on them, thinking that they are similar to prison inmates--- but the prisoners are kept behind, they are free-range.

But now---

What does it mean that one prison on Lantau Island is not enough to relocate Stanley Prison?

I just don't let them, the Lantau people, live!

"Are you telling you true?"

"You're not lying to us, are you, is Stanley Prison really going to be relocated here?"

The owner of the car smiled, took out a business card and handed it over and said: "Now, I lied to you that you have candy? This is my business card, and I am in charge of the address survey!"

Ah Biao and Ah Kun took the business card and looked at it, and sure enough, the words "Hong Kong Land Department" were written on it.

The owner of the car looked at Ah Biao and Ah Kun coldly, and spat a cigarette contemptuously in their faces: "To be honest, if you aborigines don't object, this prison relocation can be carried out soon." ”

"What did you say?" Ah Biao and Ah Kun grabbed the car window excitedly.

"I mean, if you don't object, the government will move the prison--- of course, if you oppose it strongly, then ......" the owner shrugged his shoulders and made a helpless look, "then the government can't do anything, after all, you are the owner of this land, what you say is what you say, right?"

Ah Biao and Ah Kun glanced at each other.

This land is theirs!

They are the masters of the land!

Those ghosts want to move all the prisons here, it's just wishful thinking!

"Quick, go find the village chief!"

"We're going to get the whole village moving!"

"Stop the prison from moving!"

"We want to protect our land!"

Ah Biao and Ah Kun were indignant and waved their fists.

Li Erniu, who was brainless, didn't know what was going on, and chased after the two of them to ask for sugar, saying that they promised him.

Ah Biao waved his fist and said angrily: "What kind of candy do you still eat at this time?

Ah Kun also bared his teeth and shouted: "We want to make a revolution! We want to protect the land!"

Li Erniu was a little frightened when he saw that Ah Biao and Ah Kun were crazy.

Seeing them running towards the village, they stumbled after them, shouting: "Sugar, I want sugar! I don't want revolution!"

At this time---

Crunch, windows closed.

The owner of the car took out a mobile phone from his arms, dialed the number, and said slowly: "Mr. Kang, is it all right! Uh, it's going well, no problem, these people are stupid like pigs, and they will soon make trouble, you just wait to see a good show!"

Click, hang up.