128. Feng Shui Bureau
The final performance was a calligraphy master, who presented three calligraphy works to the audience. A video is played on the screen, telling the life story of the calligraphy master, the calligraphy style, the artistic accomplishment and the moral sentiments. At this time, the host has been replaced by a hostess, and she said in affectionate language: "The master's work is given away for free, and we only charge two hundred and eighty yuan for framing, okay, now the master's first work has come out, which one wants to collect, please ...... Hands. It's a pity that no one responded, and at this time everyone also saw that there is no free lunch in the world.
The host was slightly embarrassed, and then smiled: "It seems that the audience friends are still thinking, it doesn't matter if we do it again." This time, one person raised his hand, so the waiter immediately packed the work and sent it over, and then collected it on WeChat. Then, the host continued to ask everyone to actively collect.
Ma Feiyang suddenly remembered that the calf said that if it went well, it would be over in an hour and a half, but now it was obviously not smooth, it seemed that it couldn't end in an hour and a half, and if it didn't end, he couldn't go to the hotel to eat and sleep. Thinking of this, Ma Feiyang raised his hand, and at the same time, a person at the far end also raised his hand, and each collected one.
After dinner, the calf said: "Tomorrow morning, I will get up at five o'clock, eat at half past five, and leave on time at five fifty." Xiao Niu said: "We have a total of two days of travel, so many scenic spots, very nervous, we have to calculate the time of traffic jam and queue time, so everyone can only work hard." ”
The next day, at four o'clock, someone got up, and although most of them still wanted to sleep a little longer, they still tried to get up in order not to delay everyone's time.
After eating and getting in the car, everyone wanted to go to the car and sleep for a while, but when the calf came, she began to talk to everyone, asking if she had heard of this kind of thing?
Sure enough, after walking for an hour, the car stopped in front of a supermarket that looked like a large factory, and the calf took the person down, and immediately a supermarket staff came over and brought it directly into the tenth studio, and then began to introduce the product to the demonstration.
Ma Feiyang and a few people of similar age scoffed at this form of activity and came out to chat. The calf said, "Why did you all come out?" and someone replied, "Oh, come out and breathe." Someone replied, "Come out and smoke a cigarette." Ma Feiyang ignored her.
Xiao Niu said: "Don't run around, respect other people's labor, and cooperate with work." Ma Feiyang was really angry and funny when he heard this, as if they were all people with no quality.
Several of them ignored the calf, and the calf was a little angry: "If you want to chat, go over there, don't affect other people." Saying this, one of them was about to have a seizure and wanted to reason with the calf, but an older brother hurriedly stopped and smiled: "Alas, let's go, let's go and talk." "They all know that they come out to play, and they drag their families with them, so why are they so idle, so they don't pay much attention to it.
It was almost half past seven, and everyone returned to the car, and there were a lot of shoppers, carrying large bags and small bags, some said, "I bought more than 500 yuan", and some said, "I bought more than 1,000 yuan".
Ma Feiyang asked Wang Meilin: "How much did you buy?" Wang Meilin smiled: "I didn't buy much, there are more than 300 yuan." Ma Feiyang smiled: "Actually, they are all useless things." Wang Meilin said: "Some things are also quite practical. ”
Ma Feiyang didn't say anything, he also knew that it was not good not to buy, the calf saw who didn't buy something, and immediately pulled his face like a coat, which was really unbearable.
Entering the scenic spot at eight o'clock, the tourists will disperse to play and gather at half past ten. Everyone said, "Why do you gather so early?" Xiao Niu said: "We still have to eat at noon, and we have to leave on time at half past one in the afternoon, and you can gather later if you want, then it will delay your time to go home." "Everyone knows that what is said is also in vain, and don't say anything useless.
At half past ten, when I got to the car, the calf began to talk to the tourists again, obviously mobilizing the emotions of the tourists, and everyone didn't want to pay attention to her at first, but after a long time, she couldn't stand her encouragement again and again.
Later, the calf was also dry, she opened the window and said brightly: "To tell the truth, how much can I get for shopping, that is, one hundred yuan and five yuan, we are very hard as a tour guide, and we get up early every day to play with you, and our own home, are all thrown away, you say, the calf is not hard, if you don't buy me, there is no opinion, you buy, buy more, just as we know each other, I serve you once, you give a little thought." ”
Ma Feiyang and the few brothers just now didn't even enter this time, and their family members went in to buy it anyway. The car was not given for the time being, so they found a shade and chatted.
A person said: "Alas, no matter what, it's still much better now, after all, it's not forced to buy and sell, it turns out that this is not the case, if you don't buy something, the tour guide will scold you, you buy less things, the tour guide will damage you, and if you don't do it well, you will be thrown on the way." ”
Ma Feiyang said: "In the past, it was rough, simple and direct, but now it is hypnotic and has a certain technical content, but the purpose of the different paths is to pay for tourists." ”
Another person said: "This hypnotic style is even more annoying, you see that all the calf said and did was to pave the way for shopping, and now I see the calf talking with one mouth, and I am muttering in my heart, haha." ”
Ma Feiyang sighed: "Alas, I can't come out with the group again in the future, I feel like I've been held hostage." As he spoke, the shoppers had returned.
Back at home, Ma Feiyang said to Wang Meilin: "It's better to travel by car in the future, although I am a little tired, but no one bothers you with freedom." Wang Meilin said: "Speaking of tired, I think it's almost the same, the tour guide doesn't give you sleep, and it's very tiring to run around with you, when it comes to saving money, if you don't do save money by shopping, this shopping will cost money." ”
said that in the blink of an eye, in December, the news of the change of director came from the Urban Management Bureau. Everyone said that Deputy Director Zhang Zhennan could become a regular this time, and after a few days, the signs of Zhang Zhennan taking over as director became more and more obvious, and some people in the bureau even began to congratulate him. Finally, even Zhang Zhennan himself couldn't bear it anymore and began to notify him in his relatives and friends, and the organization will announce it tomorrow.
Who knows that people are not as good as the sky, things changed again that night, and the next day the organization found a conversation, and it was not the director of the bureau who took over, but the director of the digital urban management command center. The director is the CEO of a state-owned enterprise, named Zhen Fugao.
As soon as the director of the bureau is changed, according to the practice of several years, it is natural to change the slogan first. Therefore, without waiting for the new slogan to come out, all departments and units of the entire urban management system have already eradicated Director Gu's slogan, and are waiting for Director Zhen's new slogan.
But Director Zhen couldn't come up with a new slogan. He also wanted to come up with a new slogan, but after thinking about it, he found that the slogan had been mentioned by the previous generations, and no matter how he mentioned it, it could not reflect his characteristics and innovation. Therefore, he simply did not mention the new slogan, and laughed at himself in his heart: What is the purpose of shouting empty slogans, it is better to do something in a down-to-earth manner, isn't it against formalism now, shouting slogans is typical formalism, and we must resolutely resist it.
Zhen Fugao is a feng shui enthusiast, and he is quite particular about some details in life, for fear that something will not be done well, and the feng shui will be damaged and affect the fortune. Therefore, in his office, how to put the flowers, how to put the desk, and how to put the cabinet are all after some consideration.
Soon, he pointed out that the location of the gate of the urban management bureau is not good, and it should be moved to the east for another 20 meters, because the current gate is rushing to the "tiger head", opposite the urban management bureau is the Beiyang branch of the People's Liberation Army Information Engineering Institute, and the eaves of their office building are just facing the middle of the gate of the urban management bureau, which is called the "tiger head" in feng shui. Moreover, Zhen Fugao thinks that the original gate is a bit small, and the office building of the Urban Management Bureau is relatively tall, which causes "the house is large and the door is small, and the door is small and the gas is insufficient". After some renovation, the current gate is magnificent, and it is also very reassuring.
But soon, Zhen Fugao discovered the problem again. Recently, the city has carried out a project to demolish the wall and reveal the green, and the Beiyang Branch of the People's Liberation Army Information Engineering Institute also supported the local work and demolished the courtyard wall.
This is very bad, the dead tree is heavy on the yin and evil qi of the door owner, and it also blocks the yang energy from entering the courtyard of the urban management bureau, it is best to dig it up or replace it with a tree with lush foliage. The book also talks about the impact of feng shui on the unit, it does not affect ordinary employees, but only the chief officer of the unit. So for a while, Zhen Fugao was upset, and the tree that was about to die in the Beiyang Branch was like a thorn in his throat, which made him extremely uncomfortable, and he even felt that the yin qi had already gone up his body, otherwise his head would hurt again in the past two days.
The gate can no longer be rebuilt, and the gate that has just been built is demolished and rebuilt again, and even I feel embarrassed; isn't this a typical blind toss; putting two big stone lions in front of the gate can also take a town, but there is no stone lion at the entrance of the city government, and if the gate of the urban management bureau is put up, I am afraid that it will not be very good; there is no legitimate reason to coordinate with the Beiyang Branch, and besides, the Beiyang Branch of the People's Liberation Army Information Engineering Institute is a military unit, and the local government cannot control it, so this work is certainly not easy to coordinate.