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"See, stupid!" said Papa Bear excitedly!
Then everyone shouted in unison.
"There are two!"
"Oh my God, it's two!"
"There are one, two, three, four, five, six!"
"What are they doing?"
"Where did they come from?"
"Who are they?"
The children and their parents all rushed to the edge of the pool, so that it could be seen more clearly!
"It's incredible!"
"Not even my knees!"
"Look how weird their long hair is!"
These little people, who are smaller than medium-sized dolls, stop what they are doing and look at the tourists on this side of the pool!
One of them pointed his finger at the children and whispered something to the other four, and all five of them burst into laughter!
"They can't be real people," Dumb said!
"Of course they're real people," replied Lady Dragon, "they're elven mini-people!"
Then I did one thing!
I wrote a letter to the cuckoo!
Ask my mom to relay it on her behalf and ask her if she can find Cuckoo's family and forward the letter to her – no matter where she is!
But I didn't get a word back!
At the same time, Little Frog and I made plans for our lives after we left the army!
We want to go back to our hometown, get ourselves a seahorse fishing boat, and engage in seahorse hunting!
The little frog is from the Jinshui River and has been working on a seahorse fishing boat since he was a child!
He said maybe we could get a loan, and we could take turns captaining and so on!
We could also stay on the boat and we would have something to do!
The little frog has imagined all the qiē!
How many kilograms of fish can be repaid for the purchase of the boat, how much oil money is needed, how much food is spent, etc., and the rest can be spent at our disposal!
I always imagine in my head—standing in front of the rudder of a seahorse fishing boat—or better yet, sitting in the back cabin and eating seahorses!
But when I told the little frog, he said, "Mom≠∵ dǐng≠∵diǎn≠∵ small ≠∵ said, .2⊕3.os_ ★(); Yes, Zhou Bo, you big guy will eat our house and home! We are not allowed to eat a seahorse until we have money!"
Yes, that makes sense—I don't object to that!
One day it started raining, and it rained for two months!
We've been through different kinds of rain, probably all but the hail!
Sometimes it's a drizzle, sometimes it's a downpour!
Sometimes diagonally, sometimes straight, and sometimes it seems to fall upside down from the ground!
In short, what should be done still has to be done, that is, to go up and down the mountain to find the Magic Valley Army!
One day, we found them!
They must have been holding a meeting of the Magic Valley Army or something, because it was like stepping on a mosquito nest, and all the ants rushed in!
We could not launch an aircraft attack under such circumstances, so in about two minutes, we were in trouble again!
This time they caught us off guard!
We were passing through a rice paddy, and all of a sudden, they were attacking us from all sides! Everyone was shouting, screaming, being shot, and someone was saying, "Retreat!"
I grabbed my machine gun and ran along everyone's side to the sycamores, which at least looked like they would shelter us from the rain!
We were in a circle, ready for another long night, when I looked around for the little frog, but there was no sign of him!
Someone said that the little frog was injured in the rice field, and I said, "Damn it!"
When the ghost crocodile officer heard my words, he said, "Zhou Bo, you can't go to the field!"
But, to it, I threw down my machine gun, because carrying it would increase the load, and ran desperately to the ground where I finally saw the little frog!
But halfway through the run, I almost stepped on a guy in the third row, who was seriously injured, and stretched out his finger to look at me.
So I thought to myself,, what can I do?
I grabbed him and ran back as hard as I could!
I really don't understand this - why the hell are we going to war?
Playing ball is one thing!
But in the war, I don't understand why!
I sent that guy back and ran out again, only to run into another guy damn it!
I picked him up and was going to send him back, but as soon as I picked him up, his brain fell to the field, because the back of his head had exploded!
So, I threw him down and kept running, and sure enough, the little frog was there, and he was shot twice in the chest, and I said, "Little frog, it's going to be fine, do you hear me, because we got that seahorse fishing boat or something!"
I carried him back to our makeshift position and put him on the ground! When I took my breath and looked down, my shirt was covered with blood and blue-yellow juice from the little frog's wound, and the little frog looked up at me and said, "Zhou Bo, why is this happening?"
Uh, what am I going to say?
The little frog asked me again, "Zhou Bo, can you play a song on the flute for me?"
So, I took out my flute and began to play a tune—I didn't know what I was playing, so the little frog said, "Zhou Bo, can you please play 'On the Falcon River'?"
I said, "All right, little frog!"
I had to wipe the mouth of the flute and start playing, and the gunfire around me was still intense, and I knew I should guard the machine gun, but, it, I'll play that tune!"
I kept paying attention, the rain stopped and the sky turned a terrible pink!
The color set off everyone's faces like dead people, and, for some reason, the Demon Valley Army ceased fire for a while, and so did we!
I knelt beside the little frog and played "On the Falcon River" repeatedly, and the medical officer gave him an injection and did his best to heal his wounds and relieve his pain!
The little frog clutched one of my legs, his gaze misty, and the terrible pink sky seemed to suck his blood dry!
He wanted to say something, so I leaned over and listened!
So I asked the doctor, "Did you hear what he said?"
The doctor said, "Go home!" and he said, "Go home!"
Little frog, he's dead, and that's all I have to say about it!
"Elf mini-man!" all shouted in unison, "elf mini-man!"
"It was introduced directly from the mini-country. Ms. Long said proudly!
"There is no such place. Mrs. Bai said!
"I'm sorry, dear ma'am, but—"
"Ms. Long," cried Mrs. White, "I'm an adventure teacher—"
"Then you will understand this qiē," said Lady Long, "ah, what a terrible country it is!
There was a dense jungle where the world's most dangerous animals haunted, and nothing else - horned beasts, terrible and evil thick-skinned monsters, and a thick-skinned monster would eat ten elven mini-humans for breakfast, and then fly back for a second meal!
When I got there, I found that these poor elf mini-figures were living in houses in the trees!
They can only live in treehouses so they can avoid the attacks of thickskin, horned, and meganose monsters!
They live by eating green silkworms, which smell so disgusting that the elves keep climbing from tree to tree every day in search of something else, and then mash them with the green silkworms, so that they taste slightly better - like red beetles, eucalyptus leaves, and bark of the green silkworms, all of which are unpalatable, but not as disgusting as the green silkworms!
Poor little elf mini-people! Their favorite food is fairy beans, but they can't get them.
An elf mini-human can find three or four fairy beans a year, then he is very lucky!
Oh, they really want to eat fairy beans, they dream about fairy beans all night, and they talk about fairy beans all day long!
The mere mention of the word 'fairy bean' to an elf mini-human will make her mouth water!" Lady Long continued, "Fairy beans grow on fairy bean trees, and all of our dreamy cheese here is made from fairy beans!"
You can't make cheese without fairy beans, fairy beans are cheese!
My castle is filled with innumerable beans every week, and so, my dear children, when I found out that these elves were madly fond of this food, I climbed up the tree to their treehouse village, and I stuck my head through the treehouse door of the queen of the tribe!
This poor little creature looks so skinny, it's starving to death!
She was sitting there, eating a pot of mashed green silkworms, or she would faint from hunger!
'Hey,' I said, 'listen, if you can come to my country with your people, and live in my castle, you can eat as many peans as you want!There are so many mountains of peans piled up in my warehouse!You can eat peans for every meal!You can eat as much as you want!'
"'Are you serious?'" asked the Queen of the Elven Mini-People, jumping up from her chair!
"'Of course it's true,' I said, 'you can eat cheese too!' cheese tastes better than fairy beans because there's sugar and milk in it!'
"The little man cried out with joy, and threw her pot of rotten green silkworms out of the window of the treehouse, 'That's it!' she cried out, 'Quick!'
"So I brought them all in a boat, men, women, and children from the entire Elven Mini-Country!
It was easy, I packed them into a big container with a few holes in the container, so they all arrived safely! These elf mini-people are really good processors! Plus, they can sing and dance and make up songs!
I think you'll hear some nice songs from time to time today, but I have to warn you, they're also very mischievous and joking, and they still wear the same clothes they used to wear in the jungle, and they won't change them!
You've seen the women on the other side of the lake wearing bearskin suits, the women covering themselves with leaves, and the children all naked.**! The women have to use fresh leaves every day—"
"Daddy!" cried out Peacock Bai, "Daddy, I want an elf mini-man! I want you to get me an elf mini-man!"
I'm going to take her home! Go, Daddy, get me an elf mini-man!"
"Alright, alright, my darling!" her father advised her, "we shouldn't interrupt Miss Dragon!"
"I want an elf mini-man!" the peacock cried!
"Okay, peacock, okay! But I can't get it for you right now, be patient, and when the tour is over, I think you'll have one!"
"Belly!" cried out Belly's mother, "Belly, my baby, don't do that!"
As you may guess, Belly has sneaked to the edge of the pool, and she knelt on the bank of the pool, desperately scooping up the cheese with both hands and pouring it in her mouth!
I've never had such a terrible night!
With the thunderstorm starting again, they couldn't send anyone to help us!
The Devil Valley Army was so close that we could hear them talking to each other, and the first row had a hand-to-hand fight with them! At dawn, they and I came to a plane to throw incendiary bombs, but we threw the ghost thing on us, and our own people were scorched and blackened, and we ran to the clearing, everyone cursed and frightened, the forest was on fire, and the rain was stopped!
In the midst of this chaos, I somehow got shot, but luckily, I was shot in the ass!
I can't even remember what!
At that time, everyone was in a panic, I had no idea what was going on!
I just dropped my machine gun! I don't care anymore!
I walked behind a tree, curled up and cried!
The frog is gone, the seahorse boat is gone, and he's my only friend—and maybe the cuckoo, but I've messed up that friendship! If it weren't for my mother, I'd have died there"!
After a while, they began to bring in reinforcements with the Iron Crows, and, I guess, the Molotov cocktails scared the Mogoku Army away! They must have thought to themselves, if we were willing to burn our own people like that, what could we not do to them?
They were sending the wounded soldier away, when the Ghost Crocodile Officer arrived, his hair was burnt throughout, his clothes were burned, and he looked like he had just been hit by artillery!
He said:
"Zhou Bo, your cousin yesterday is really good, child!"
Then he asked me if I wanted a cigarette!
I said I don't smoke, he diǎn head!
"Zhou Bo," he said, "you are not the smartest fellow of mine, but you are a great soldier!
He asked me if I was hurt, and I said no, but that's not the truth!
"Zhou Bo," he said, "you're going home, I think you probably know!"
I asked him where the little frog was, and the head of the ghost crocodile palace looked at me funny!
"He'll go back at once!" he said! I asked if I could join the Iron Crow with the little frogs, and he said no, the little frogs had to wait until the last group to leave, because he was dead!
They gave me a shot with a thick syringe with some kind of cow dung potion that would make me feel better!
But, I remember!
I raised my hand and grabbed the Ghost Crocodile Officer's arm and said, "I've never asked for help, but could you please personally send the little frog to the Iron Crow to make sure he goes home?"
"Alright, Zhou Bo," he said, "whatever—we'll even arrange for him to take first class!"
Ms. Long turned around and screamed when she saw her belly's movements,
"Oh, no!
I beg you not to do that!(To be continued.) )