333. Don't eat your hands
"Are you really in a relationship with Concubine Wu Xue?" asked Xiao Yuan.
"No, no, fake!" Li Xiang hurriedly said.
"That's good, by the way, when did you get together?"
“…… We're not together, believe me, okay?"
"I believe you, by the way, how much older is Concubine Wu Xue than you?"
“…… Why are you asking this~"
"Don't think about it, I'm just asking, by the way, I heard that she's 28 years old?"
Li Xiang broke out in a cold sweat, this Xiaoyuan's mother said that she believed him, and at the same time kept asking in depth, where did she believe him, she was obviously paralyzing him, and then getting more information.
"Is it really 28 years old? When your sister can, but you can't fall in love, there is too much age difference between you, you are only 18 years old, and you are still growing your body......"
What is this?
"Kids, can you stop filming yet?
Li Xiang was already upset, Dou Dou and the teacher were still dangling in front of him, holding a small mobile phone and enjoying it, these two stupid children were addicted to video recording, and the lattice was possessed.
"Pigeon pigeon you laugh one. Shi Shi suggested.
"Hehehe~" Li Xiang smiled reluctantly and said, "Master, is it okay to take my sister out to play?"
"Okay. The master obediently put away his small mobile phone and wanted to take Dou Dou out.
"Elephant, you scream. Dou Dou proposed, she wouldn't go out if she wasn't satisfied.
"Ahh
Seeing that they went out, Li Xiang smiled at Xiang Xiaoyuan and said, "Mom, look at the two little babies you gave birth to, they are really cute, these are two little angels." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan nodded with a smile, quite agreed with this praise, and said: "My sisters are getting more and more fun, I remember that during the Chinese New Year last year, the teacher was still stumbling when he spoke, and this year he can already speak, singing and dancing are great, hey......
Li Xiang's heart trembled, he was now super scared to hear the word "right".
"By the way, how far have you and Concubine Wu Xue developed? You tell your mother honestly, your mother won't tell your father and grandparents. ”
Li Xiang glanced at Xiang Shuying, who was pretending to be on the phone, and Xiang Xiaoyuan also looked at her sister who was not leaving, and said, "Shuying, Shuying~ Mom is cutting paper, can you go and help her? Mom's eyes are a little spent." ”
Xiang Shuying looked at Li Xiang and Xiang Xiaoyuan, nodded and said, "Okay~"
Then finally out the door.
Xiang Xiaoyuan looked around the room, there was no other ear now, and said to Li Xiang: "Now that there is no one, just the two of us, tell your mother when you and Concubine Wu Xue were together." ”
"We're not together. Li Xiang said firmly.
"Okay, did you think you'd encounter gossip?"
"I didn't think about it, because there was no such thing at all. ”
"Okay, what do you really like about her?"
"She's very nice. ”
"Let's be honest, then let me ask you, what would you do if she wanted a baby? You know, she's 28 years old and you're only 18 years old. ”
"She's 25 years old. ”
"That'...... too"
At this time, the door was pushed open again, and Xiang Shuying walked in while "making a call", found a chair to sit down, and didn't look at Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Xiang who were staring at her.
Xiang Xiaoyuan saw that she didn't plan to go out, and couldn't help but say: "Shuying, Shuying~ Didn't you let you go and help your mother cut paper?"
Xiang Shuying replied while calling: "I have already arranged for the teacher to help, I have seen that the baby is doing very well, and he can inherit his mother's craftsmanship in the future, and his mother is also very happy." ”
Li Xiang: "......"
Xiang Xiaoyuan had no way to take her, so he treated her as if she didn't exist, and continued to say to Li Xiang: "Even if he is 25 years old, but you are only 18 years old, and you are 7 years apart, if, I mean, if she wants to have a child, what will you do? Do you want it or not? 18-year-old father? Are you ready?......
Oh my mother—Li wants to go crazy, what is this!!—He was about to retort, when he pretended to be on the phone and spoke to Shuying.
"Sister, I listened to it and found that your concept is very old, or the idea of the older generation, sister and brother love is now very common among young people, it's nothing, not to mention the difference of 7 years, even if it is a difference of 17 years, it is not a problem, as long as you love each other, age is not an obstacle. Moreover, the baby elephant is right, you can be more taken care of by finding an older young lady to fall in love......"
Xiang Shuying rarely spoke up, and debated with Xiang Xiaoyuan. Li wanted to take the opportunity to weaken his existence and let the two sisters of the Xiang family quarrel.
He got up and poured water, quietly pressed the spout of the pot with his thumb, and whispered why there was no water, and then Shi Shiran went out to find water, and as soon as he went out, he immediately stuffed his thumb into his mouth, and he was about to blister!
"Pigeon, don't eat hands, you can't eat hands~" The master didn't know how to come to him, and said with his little head held high.
"Hehe~ I didn't eat my hands. Li Xiang took out his finger embarrassedly, looked at it, and turned red.
"Pigeon, the teacher won't say it, but you don't eat your hands, the monk will be sick, and my mother will be angry when she sees it. Shi Shi said seriously.
How do you explain that you really don't eat hands? Li Xiang was helpless, sighed, nodded and said, "Okay, thank you, Master, I will never eat hands again." ”
The teacher nodded his little head, still didn't let go of Li Xiang, and said: "Teacher Xiaowen said that the baby eats hands and hands because he wants to eat grandma, but there will be bacteria and ......monks will get sick when he eats his hands."
The teacher incarnated as Xiao Li at the moment, changed the habit of talking less, and explained to Li Xiang the reasons and harms of eating hands, the reason is because he wants to eat milk, and the weaning is not clean, which is harmful, there are a lot, there will be bacteria, and he will get sick...... Anyway, a lot of them, it's already lucky that they didn't die.
When she took care of the babies in the kindergarten for Xiaowen teacher, she encountered many children who stole their hands, and every time she caught one, she had to work hard to educate her, and she had helped several babies quit the bad habit of eating hands and hands, such as her best friend Xu Ke's children, and Wu Yousheng's children who have always wanted to accept Dou Dou as a follower.
"Okay, I listen to my teacher's words, I won't eat my hands anymore, I'm sorry, what I did was wrong, I will definitely change. Li Xiang hurriedly promised, otherwise he wasn't sure when the master would let him go.
Dou Dou is here~ Li Xiang immediately closed his mouth, he couldn't let this little guy know, otherwise the news of him eating his hands would spread in the next second.
"Are you talking about Sen?" Dou Dou asked curiously.
"It's nothing, it's nothing, my brother wants to drink water, Dou Dou, can you go and get me a bottle of water?" Li wanted to speak before the teacher, trying to take Dou Dou away.
In order to avoid Dou Dou's refusal to help, Li Xiang continued: "I haven't started teaching you the dance yet, do you want to learn it? ”
Dou Dou didn't say a word, and immediately ran to find water for him.
"Don't look down on sibling love! A boyfriend can be older than a girlfriend, but can't a girlfriend be older than a boyfriend? What about equality between men and women? Sister, your concept is too backward, how did you become like this? You are so old-fashioned!"
"You actually say that I am old-fashioned?!Equality between men and women is equality between men and women, I am the mother of the baby elephant, I can just make requests when he falls in love and finds a girlfriend, and I have the responsibility to take care of ......"
Xiang Xiaoyuan and Xiang Shuying also went out noisy, and when they saw Li Xiang standing outside the door, they said to Shuying, "Little elephant, don't worry, my aunt supports you" and left, while Xiang Xiaoyuan left a sentence "Happy New Year first, and we'll have a good chat after the New Year" and then left.
Li Xiang: (?_?)
The teacher at his feet suddenly raised his little head and said with concern: "Don't be afraid, you won't be beaten if you eat your hands, Dou Dou didn't beat her when she ate her hands, don't worry, the master supports you just as much as your aunt." ”
Li Xiang: "...... Thank you, Master. ”
"No thanks, ah, what is supporting you?"
Li Xiang: "......"
In the distance, Dou Dou ran over happily holding a thermos cup full of tea dirt, and behind him was his grandfather's voice: "Dou Dou! What are you doing taking away your grandfather's teacup?"
Grandpa came chasing after his big teacup, and comforted Li Xiang when he approached him: "Little elephant, grandpa supports you, and your grandmother and I are sisters and brothers." ”