Chapter 52: Talking Tiger Xiaomei
What's going on? Is this bullying people, or is it playing tricks on me? Are you trying to have fun? God must be confused, this guy must be sick with fate, and he is so sick that he forgets to take his medicine, it's really terrible.
If there is nothing to do, people are bored and dying, almost to the point of doubting life, and when there is something to scare people to death, the heart is about to be frightened to stop.
A kitten can speak, and the Mandarin spoken is still a special standard, and he also said that he is a tiger, and he still has heels.
Of course, these are not the main ones, the main thing is that this is just a kitten that says that he is a tiger, and he is still a foodie, and the gift is even more extraordinary.
A roast pig will be shot, at least 50 pounds in weight, it will not be less, it will definitely be redundant, the thunderous mess, boring God likes to joke the most.
Yun Silan was speechless, he was short of words, he didn't know whether he should be stunned or in a daze, and glanced at his friends, their expressions were even more unbearable than his own.
"What's the matter? When we first met, were you not satisfied with my gift? If you have any opinions, you can put them forward, and I will try my best to correct my mistakes and meet your requests.
I really want to be part of your little group, I don't want to go back home, my family is so horrible that I don't have freedom!
I think you're all here and you'll be able to understand how this feels.
Imagine how painful it is for a ten-year-old child, at this age when he is lively and active, to be controlled to death!"
Seeing Yun Silan, they were indifferent, as if they were not interested in the delicious food in front of them, Hu Xiaomei was in a hurry, and actually began to sell cute, and as she spoke, she actually shed tears.
This is playing the emotional card to sell the bitterness, tears said that they flowed down, as if she realized that this was not enough, so she played a big trick and rolled on the ground.
Fortunately, this is grass, if it is muddy soil, it is not a big mud cat, Yun Silan's brain died on the spot, and the rest of the people are not the same, but they are all the same, I have never seen this kind of cat.
"What, Hu Xiaomei, isn't it? Can you not do this? It's not our problem, it's that you're too anxious, and your actions can make us stupid.
No matter what it is, no matter what kind of statement, you should always give us a little time to buffer, you will crackle as soon as you come up, can we have something and something?
However, one thing can be assured, our small group is expanding rapidly, and we need all kinds of talents, as long as there is no problem with morality, we can accept any kind of species.
Cute little mice are fine, let alone even more cute little kittens? You can rest assured, I promise the heavens that I will never drive you away. ”
It's amazing, maybe it played a role, as soon as Yun Silan's words fell, Hu Xiaomei actually stopped rolling, and stood up with grass all over her body, but she didn't move, her eyes stared at Yun Silan tightly.
Hu Xiaomei's action startled everyone, I don't know in which way it stimulated him, the mentality of animals is not something that humans can imagine.
This shouldn't be a crazy rhythm, right? Especially Yun Silan's heart is furious, he doesn't know what to do, and he has an urge to escape, it's too scary, it's too embarrassing.
became silent, became quieter, Hu Xiaomei changed a place and stood up again, but the flow of tears seemed to be more, tears fell like rain, and the grass on the ground was so wet that it couldn't bear to bend down, if you put more effort, there is a possibility of bending.
After a while, Hu Xiaomei first broke the silence and said in a tone full of 100,000 grievances: "The two sisters and the little handsome guy, as well as the old ghost hiding behind the tree, keep your eyes open and see clearly, don't be wrong in the future."
I'm a tiger! I'm not a kitten, you don't look at the word 'king' on my forehead, you actually think he doesn't exist, how can this be?"
Suddenly realized, it turned out to be such a problem, this is a misunderstanding, the tiger made people startled, and was so frightened that they were about to escape.
I didn't expect that the little cat in front of me was wrong, it should be a little tiger, but is there such a small little tiger? It is the same size as a cat, who can be blamed if it is misunderstood? It is normal to have such a deep concept of race and race, and it is normal not to see it.
"I'm sorry! I really didn't see it, my eyes deceived me, and I apologize. ”
"Me too, but I really didn't see it, but I apologize and welcome to join us in the circle. ”
"I'll take care of you in the future, it's not just talking, it's definitely going to be done. ”
"Me too, I won't make such a low-level mistake again, you are a tiger with a future. ”
Yun Silan and a few of them were ghosts, and after knowing the cause and effect, they began to apologize, and they also shamelessly began to slap a little tiger's ass, anyway, they don't need money, just be happy.
Hearing the apology, Hu Xiaomei smiled, began to smile, and the tears did not fall, and the poor grass on the ground finally escaped.
"Two sisters and a handsome little man, as well as that old ghost, since you have so sincerely invited me into your little circle, then I will be respectful and obedient.
There's no need to do so much, push back and forth, I heard that sluts are hypocritical like this, my straightforward little tiger this time, I won't engage in these traps, everyone open their minds and be honest with each other, what a good atmosphere this is!"
I really didn't expect that this little tiger like a cat would not only roll and sell cute, but also a chattering tiger, and a little thing can pull out so many words.
Hu Xiaomei then said: "Since everyone is a person in the same circle, I will mix with you in the future, so let's eat?
This is not an ordinary roast pig, it was caught by my father himself, roasted by himself, his craftsmanship is extraordinary, famous far and wide, not only in our tiger clan, even the pig clan and the cattle clan they are afraid.
You should know this, the cooking is so good, don't be afraid of animals, I promise you want to eat a second pig after you finish eating this pig, I'm not bragging.
Oh, by the way, when I came over, the old man also specially explained, Sister Yun, you must eat more, don't be afraid, it's okay to eat too much meat, nothing is impossible for immortals.
If you don't grow meat, you will never grow meat.,The body is super good.,I'm guaranteed this.,I will never come to lie to you.,It doesn't seem to be any good to lie to you.,If you really grow up, you can beat me.,It's definitely not going to fight back.。
Think about it, those fairy sisters in the sky can eat and drink, and they don't eat much, this is not saying bad things about them, just telling the truth.
If they can grow meat, they will all become pigs, so don't be afraid, we can eat what we should eat, drink what we should drink, don't be polite, if you are polite, you will be sorry for your stomach and will regret it. ”
This can no longer be described as stunned, stupid, surprised, and frightened, it is really too far away, if you have to express it in a number, it is a gap of 108,000 miles.
It was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, Yun Silan and they were like being struck by lightning, and they were half-baked by the split, not to mention anything else, just on the side of the mountain, it was absolutely convincing.
Looking at the roast pig on the stone table, and listening to what Hu Xiaomei said so mysteriously, Yun Silan didn't dare to do it!
It seems that from the appearance of Hu Xiaomei, she has always been talking about it, and she has always been doing things, as if he knows the people on his side very clearly.
And the understanding of Hu Xiaomei is completely blank and ignorant, so I dare not move my mouth, it is possible to figure things out, this kind of thing can't be sloppy, it's not good to kill yourself in order to be greedy.
Thinking of this and realizing this problem, Yun Silan opened his mouth to ask the question: "What is that? Hu Xiaomei, isn't it? You have a very clear understanding of the bottom of our people, but we don't know you at all!"
The food is more delicious, and we don't dare to eat it! Can you introduce yourself again in detail? So that we can rest assured! Then we can eat happily, eat, eat, eat.
Think about it from another perspective, your father will definitely teach you, strangers' things, you can't eat and drink indiscriminately, even if he is talking about smallpox, giving the heavens and the earth the peerless delicacy, you can't mess with your mouth, right?"
Yun Silan's words made Hu Xiaomei quiet, his two little eyes blinked, blinked, blinked, blinked, his little head swayed, and after a while, he said, "You're right, my father used to say so."
It's all because I didn't say it clearly, I'm so excited, you have to understand, this is the first time I've gone far away, and it's all tears when I say it!
I was born in a patriarchal family, I have 18 brothers, and I am the only girl in the family, so they all treat me as a baby, for fear that I will have something wrong.
I've lived under their close care since I was a child, and today I'm finally out of their surveillance, so I'm a little at a loss, and it's all my fault that I didn't explain it clearly. ”
"Can you make a point, long story short, your roast pig this time is too fragrant, hungry, we will have time in the future, these don't need to be detailed now. ”
After talking for a long time and not saying what should be said, Yun Silan interrupted directly, there is no time, although there is a lot of time, but it can't be wasted here, the realm of chatter is understood.