Chapter 5: Three Thousand Years of Old Virgins
At this moment, Yun Silan couldn't help but feel sad in his heart, and tears flowed out uncontrollably.
Who are the people you have met in this life? Why are you so miserable?
If it weren't for the fact that I still have a lot of nostalgia for this world, and there are still some things that have not been completed, I would like to buy a piece of tofu and kill myself.
"How can you be like this, a big man? Anyway, I have that with you...... What the hell is ...... relationship, aren't you going to ......!"
Hearing what the wolf-hearted man in ancient costume said, and thinking of the past thirty years, Yun Silan was completely angry, but halfway through the words, he didn't know how to describe it.
He paused, glanced at his injured body, which was still bare, and decided not to be polite anymore: "My body, which has been guarded like jade for thirty years, was taken away by you like this."
But when you're done, you should get me a quilt and cover my body!"
"I'm not afraid of your jokes, to tell you the truth, I'm also the first time, I don't have much experience, I can apologize to you, but this doesn't seem like you're a loss!
What is it to defend myself like a jade for 30 years? I have been guarding for 3,000 years! A hundred times your own, how difficult is this, after being drugged, it is gone, and I am the one who loses a lot?"
Yun Silan felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past her body, and she was about to be mad, and she was almost about to vomit blood, what kind of bullshit she was talking about.
Will a man still suffer a loss in this kind of thing? Does he want to be shameless? Doesn't he feel the slightest bit ashamed?
Am I going to be unlucky again? I met a scumbag, so shameless, shameless that he rushed out of the earth, this is going to the stars.
Just when Yun Silan wanted to punch himself, he fainted directly.
The shameless man in ancient costume began to speak again: "I will compensate you, you can rest assured of this, I am a responsible man, how can I say that you are also my woman?"
Although you are still a mortal, I will not let you be too weak, otherwise how can I be embarrassed to take you out to meet people in the future? ”
This dog-like thing, what did he mean, Yun Silan didn't understand, and thought to himself: It can't be a brain convulsion, right?
Don't think that an ancient person humiliates himself like this, and what do you say is that he is a responsible man, just for his own face!
After finishing the cool, after eating and drinking, I still have to say cool things here, just Yun Silan is thinking nonsense, and his mind is a mess, in the wind.
A round, small fingernail-sized piece appeared on his hand, which should be a tall thing like the legendary elixir, and it also emitted a faint white light.
With a flick, the white pill flew towards Yun Silan, the speed was very fast, and Yun Silan wanted to close his mouth.
Who knows if this is poison or not, what if this kills people and kills her mouth? But after a little slower, this white pill still entered her mouth?
It melted in the mouth, and instantly felt a fire, starting from the throat and entering the stomach, and the whole person felt that his body was burning, and his sober head became dizzy.
"This is really poison, I guessed it right, the most poisonous is still the ancient people? It's too ruthless, right?" Yun Silan reacted, but he couldn't bear the power of the medicine and fainted gorgeously?
"Dead? Otherwise, why do you feel that the whole person is light, it seems that it is still very cool, the whole body is transparent, and it is comfortable to the soul.
Oops, even the middle of the thigh doesn't hurt anymore, it's a little cold, it can't be a ghost, right?"
Yun Silan slowly opened his eyes, sure enough, he is still alive, it is good to be alive, life is precious, but it can't be wasted in vain.
First I felt my heartbeat, and then my eyes looked around, the sky was still the same sky, the dirt pit was still this dirt pit, still lying on the bed, and I didn't move the place at all.
And that hateful man in ancient costume, actually floating in the air, staring straight at himself with his eyes, as if admiring his prey, this kind of look is annoying.
Except that this is not wonderful, it feels pretty good, it's just cool and crooked.
But why can't the body move, it feels like it's wrapped in a layer of mud, like a pig that jumps into a mud puddle and rolls and rolls, and then dries in the sun.
The muscles on her face trembled, and she blinked her eyes a few times, Yun Silan tilted her head and looked at her body, she was stunned, as if she had seen a ghost, surrounded by a layer of black dirt.
It looks very disgusting, and there is a particularly unpleasant smell, which comes to my nose, and I have a strong desire to vomit, but I haven't eaten tonight?
Yun Silan, who was completely out of tricks and was very helpless, had no choice but to look at the hateful man in ancient costume, and asked for it in his heart, hoping to get his help.
But what he never expected, he actually showed an evil smile, and a big water balloon appeared in his hand.
Throwing it at her with a chirp, Yun Silan completely turned into a soup chicken.
The foul-smelling dirt on my body melted away like baked chocolate when it met water, and it smelled terrible, like a burning tire.
Yun Silan looked at the man in ancient costume who was still floating in the air with hatred, if his gaze could kill, the man in ancient costume would definitely be dismantled by her, and even his soul would not be spared.
"Ha-ha-ha!"
Damn, the man in ancient costume floating in the air actually laughed happily when he saw Yun Silan's embarrassed appearance, and it could be heard from his laughter that he was full of heartlessness.
Lying on the bed, it is like Yun Silan lying in a mud pit, the only thing I can do at this time is to close my eyes, I can't see, I just can't see, I can't hear, learn from the ostrich.
But just as she was about to close her eyes, the man in ancient costume moved again, and with a wave of his hand, Yun Silan felt his body fly up synchronously, and it became clean in an instant, and even his hair became dry.
What's even more amazing is not these, the body seems to have become different, especially white, so white that it can bounce out of the light, especially smooth, and you can see the thin blood vessels.
After thinking about it for a while, I had an extra set of clothes on my body, as if it appeared out of thin air, don't do it like this? It's too scary.
This is a particularly beautiful set of pure white hanfu.
It's not just the coat, it seems that the underwear and underwear are all there, and even the socks are put on, and it feels quite suitable, not big or small, very fit, all white.
Slowly, Yun Silan fell to the ground, and the whole person was like a dream.
When his foot touched the earth, he slapped himself without hesitation, to determine if this was a dream, whether it was a hallucination.
There was pain, it turned out to be real, it wasn't a dream.