He Yuxi smiled shyly: "Zhao Feiyan is thin, but she doesn't necessarily have a bad figure." ”

"Pull it down. Yang Dingtian shook his head: "She can do palm dance, you can imagine how thin she is, a thin woman, she must have no breasts and no ass, I don't believe you go to the street to see it, it must be like this." ”

He Yuxi was embarrassed to fight with him for this, but he couldn't, and said, "There are two more, no one says fat or thin or anything." ”

"The two of them can't compare to you. Yang Dingtian shook his head: "Wang Zhaojun married outside the plug, it's cold outside, he doesn't take a bath in winter, and he has to eat mutton, if he covers it for three months and carries it to the bed, what a smell it should be in the bed, how can it be like my sister Yuxi, the whole body is fragrant." ”

He Yuxi didn't expect him to find such a reason, so he simply laughed: "You really are." ”

Yang Dingtian was also serious: "Do you say that what I said makes sense?" ”

If you really want to talk about it, there is indeed a certain amount of truth, He Yuxi can't refute it, but it's too funny, Wang Zhaojun, one of the four beauties, actually has a taste of money, and he can't get it.

"What about Xi Shi, this is the most famous beauty in China, a smile from the country, what can you fault with it?"

"Shih Tzu, that's not to mention. Yang Dingtian shook his head loudly: "She has two problems, and she can't compare with you at all." ”

"Oh?" He Yuxi was really a little curious: "What's wrong with Xi Shi?"

"One, she has chilblains. ”

"Xi Shi has chilblains?" He Yuxi looked confused: "Who said that, where did you see it?"

"What else to see?" Yang Dingtian shook his head, looking a matter of course: "Do you think, she is yarn by the stream every day, in winter, how cold the stream is, she is a girl, and there are no cotton clothes at that time, isn't it cold?

"Can you really talk nonsense?" He Yuxi laughed again, thought about it, and admired Yang Dingtian's associative ability, and said, "Then there is still a problem?"

"Xi Shi has heart disease, the famous Xi Zi is heart, and Dong Shi is effective, all of which have been repeatedly demonstrated. ”

He Yuxi had also heard of this statement, and nodded: "This seems to be true." ”

But he smiled: "But her heart attack shouldn't be serious, and Xizi is more pitiful, isn't it cuter?"

"What's cute?" Yang Dingtian shook his head again: "This can only prove that Wu Wangfu's poor sexual ability is not good?"

Why did it get to Wu Wangfucha again, and when it came to that, He Yuxi smiled and said, "Where are you talking about it?"

"It's very simple. Yang Dingtian smiled: "A woman with heart disease can't be too excited, if she is too excited in bed, she will definitely get sick, and Xi Shi has been fine, I haven't heard that he died in bed or anything, doesn't this prove in turn that Wu Wangfu is not good at that aspect?"

It can be inferred like this, He Yuxi simply laughed: "You are really a god logic." ”

Yang Dingtian smiled and hugged her: "Do you say that my inference is right, I can say for sure that if Wu Wangfu has half of my ability, Xi Shi will definitely not survive the counterattack of Yue Wang Goujian, I am afraid that it will be over in the first night, do you believe it or not?"

He Yuxi laughed on his chest, and Yang Dingtian smiled: "What, don't believe it, do you want me to give you the most intense one?"

"Don't. He Yuxi was frightened and smiled shamefully: "It's not early, get up." ”

She said and got up, but Yang Dingtian didn't stop her, but went to get the mobile phone next to the pillow: "Hey, 119?"

"What the hell. He Yuxi knew that he was joking, and he was ashamed.

"It's on fire, good sister, come and put out the fire, you won't watch me burn to death. ”

"Early in the morning, don't say that. He Yuxi was anxious and covered his mouth.

"Then you help me put out the fire. "Yang Ding Tian Laipi.

He Yuxi's body is soft, but his heart is even softer, and he can't refuse him at all---。

One beautiful morning, He Yuxi went to the office, but there seemed to be a pool of spring water in his heart, how could he not calm down, in his twenty-seven years of life, he had never felt like this, to give a big boy such a teasing, for him to be so obsessed.

"That's not right. There was such a voice in my heart, but my whole body was lazy, just like an old cotton coat drying in the winter sun, I couldn't lift my energy, and I didn't want to send text messages, so I finally made up my mind: "Let's do this for a few days, indulge it for a few days, and talk about it on Friday, and I will definitely ---。 ”

She didn't send text messages, but at about eleven o'clock, Yang Dingtian sent a text message: "Sister, why didn't you give me a text message today, I still have dozens of preparations? This feeling, as if I am a boxer, I have been in a posture in the boxing ring for a long time, but you actually said that you can't go on stage, and you can see that I am flashed, and my waist is broken." ”

When He Yuxi saw it, he immediately burst out laughing, and replied with a small fist, and Yang Dingtian immediately replied, with a smug smile.

Seeing this smiling face, Yang Dingtian smiled in front of He Yuxi's eyes, teasing her every time, begging her, and letting her fulfill his wishes, and then he smiled like this.

"Little villain, it's really my magic star. "So coquettish, her face is red, her heart is hot, she actually has a thirst for it, hurry up and get off work, see him early, and then let him do evil, whatever he wants, as long as he is happy, she is willing to open everything for him, even if he wants to take pictures, he will follow him, but she doesn't dare to watch it with him, that is really embarrassing.

She was eager, but Yang Dingtian was secretly proud: "I didn't send any text messages, which shows that I have taken another step forward in her heart." ”

"Work harder. He clenched his fists hard.

In the next two days, He Yuxi completely indulged herself, went home early every day, bought good vegetables for Yang Dingtian to eat, and then asked Yang Dingtian to eat her whole, no matter what Yang Dingtian asked, she agreed.

Although Yang Dingtian was greedy and Heng was accepting her, he was also carefully observing her, and He Yuxi's performance in the past two days made him feel that He Yuxi should be completely in love with him.

"I shouldn't be able to run away. He secretly thought in his heart: "Give the photo to Xia Jiaojiao another day, let Xiang Hu's father see it, naturally he won't want Sister Yuxi anymore, she won't have any more worries in her heart, and then, hehe, she will always be mine." ”

Thinking that the plan was successful and that he could have He Yuxi forever, he was so happy that he almost roared.

But suddenly there was an accident, originally said that it was good, on Friday afternoon, he accompanied He Yuxi to pick up Xiaohuzi, and then went to Xiangcheng together, but at about two o'clock in the afternoon, He Yuxi suddenly sent him a text message.