Chapter 193: Drama
What does it mean to say so many words cracklingly? Mao Xiaomao was all confused.
Is it necessary to do this? Isn't it just a matter of passing the word, why do it have to be like this? To make a long story short.
In the clouds, I didn't stop understanding just now, I said too much, and my brain couldn't receive so many words at all.
Some of them haven't stayed in their minds at all.,It's gone in a flash.,I knew I should have brought a notebook.。
I don't know how many words are useful, and if I forget the useful words, it will be a real loss.
I don't know if I will encounter this kind of thing in the future, but those who write and draw may remember more, and this lesson will be remembered in the future.
However, I heard the last sentence clearly, so I hurriedly stepped aside and asked my brother-in-law to hurry up and confess the guilt!
It's really stupid enough to just open the door, so why bother to open this small door?
Mao Xiaomao hurriedly dodged away, otherwise it would be too blind, who knows what the situation will be in the future?
Situ Junshu went in to accept his wife's judgment on him, and Mao Xiaomao, who was standing at the door, was smiling all over his face, quite sunny and warm.
also said cheerfully: "Brother-in-law, I sincerely wish you a smooth and smooth start, and I wish you a successful start and a beautiful return." ”
Wu Zhanpeng also followed in, but for some reason, the expression on his face now looked quite depressed, as if someone owed her money and didn't pay it back.
Mao Xiaomao was still sunny, and said politely: "......!"
It's a pity that he just opened his mouth, and before he could finish a sentence, he was unceremoniously interrupted by Wu Zhanpeng.
What's going on? It's so rude, it doesn't seem to have provoked him! Why is this happening?
It's really not supposed to be! It's just the first time we've met, so what's wrong with this person? It seems that there is no problem.
looks white and clean, thrown in the crowd, and the recognition is also quite high, Mao Xiaomao thought so in her heart.
The person who scolded the old king next door was not going to beat me, right? The consequences are too serious, don't do this well?
Can't beat it! It's no longer a question of whether or not to fight back? But those who live in heaven are now finished.
If you are beaten, in the end, more than 90% of the results will be beaten in vain, and it is absolutely possible.
Wu Zhanpeng had a faint smile on his face, wanting to be like the one on TV, showing his white teeth, and his lips were slightly upturned.
walked in front of Mao Xiaomao, stopped, and stared at him deliberately for a second or two.
It's just these two seconds that Mao Xiaomao has been made hairy, and he just thinks a little too much.
Fortunately, that is, a year of seconds, this can be withstanded, a little unceremoniously said, if it is more, I don't know what the consequences will be.
Wu Zhanpeng said to Mao Xiaomao: "Hello! My name is Wu Zhanpeng, I know what you wanted to call me just now, isn't it Young Master?"
I want to warn you, you are not allowed to call me Young Master Cousin in the future, and you must remove the words 'Young Master Cousin' from your mind, that is to say, erase it from your dictionary.
Later, you call me Brother Zhanpeng, or to put it simply, just call me 'brother', although I am only a few hundred years old, about the same age as your ancestors, but I don't want to get old!
Don't be surprised by my words, let alone be stupid, don't be unbearable.
You already call my cousin a brother-in-law, we are brothers, and we are all the same, you say that's it, isn't it good.
But you must not secretly call me Xiao Wu, or Xiao Peng, or Xiao Zhan in your heart, but it is dangerous.
I know it, but it's hard to say, it doesn't matter when I'm in a good mood, but I'll keep it in my heart.
I'm not a good person, and if I'm in a bad mood, I'll remember it, and you have to pray earnestly that your ancestors will bless you, and you won't be too disgusted when you're unlucky.
Isn't it amazing? Isn't it weird? Doesn't it feel inexplicable? Why is there such a person as me in this world?
This question also bothered me, and strictly speaking, I only found out now that I was such a person, so I couldn't figure it out myself. ”
What is this? Wu Zhanpeng chattered, finished saying something he wanted to say and left.
What can our Mao Xiaomao classmates do? They can only be in the wind, and there is no other way but this.
sighed in my heart, sure enough, it was the black who was close to the ink, and the red who was close to Zhu, and there were two more chatters in this family.
A little can lead to countless topics, but fortunately, I have been exercised and assimilated by them, so I am already surprised?
Don't pay attention to these anymore, these are all subsections, and they are all useless, that's it, besides, it's all happened, how can it be dropped?
'Bang', Mao Xiaomao closed the iron door, and the two of them had already entered, maybe there was nothing to do, and there could not be a third person, right?
It's impossible, so let's get in and wait for the show to begin, and witness the moment of history.
Who will be conquered by this couple who will dare to conquer them? We must grasp it well, this is a rare learning opportunity.
Wait until one day in the future, you will also have a other half, which can be regarded as saving experience, and you will not be so helpless when the time comes.
If you encounter something like this, there is a bottom in it, and you will know what to do when the time comes.
You can prepare in advance, and you won't make things even more out of control because you have no experience.
After closing the door, Mao Xiaomao walked back, whether it was watching a play or accumulating experience, he had to hurry up.
If you can't slow down, maybe it's a little too late, and you miss the most exciting part, it's definitely possible.
Mao Xiaomao accelerated to walk inside, and later it turned into a trot, and his head didn't stop, thinking about this wonderful episode, would it be very bloody?
Let Mao Xiaomao guess correctly, this bridge is very exciting, and it is also very bloody, the friends are stunned, they all have the same action, that is to open their mouths widely.
Mao Xiaomao didn't leave this most exciting paragraph, it was better to come earlier than to come by coincidence, I just happened to see it before, but he couldn't have a different movement, he also opened his mouth wide.
Full of confidence, Situ Junshu, who was definitely sure to take his wife down, held the washboard inside, and walked directly to the living room.
The living room was full of people, and this was a definite thing, something that you didn't know by guessing.
If it's empty and there is no one, then it's really a ghost, and it should be something that kills people.
If there are people, that is really a good thing, there are still a few steps away from the living room, and Situ Junshu knows everything inside in his heart.
In the middle of the living room, there is an official hat chair, and his wife is holding a kitten, which should be the legendary tiger named Hu Xiaomei, sitting on it with a mighty and domineering side.
All the people were standing behind her, it was so ceremonial, what were their heads thinking?
It's so talented, it's definitely a lot of novels or TV series, otherwise how would you come up with this thing?
As long as the wife is happy, everything will be OK, no big deal.
It's all something that can be paid, and if you want to get your wife's forgiveness, there's nothing you can't do, it's just shameless, or you're going to be cheap.
Then let her be happy, then let her be happy, go according to the established plan, and put on a good show with cooperation!
The attitude should be sincere, the momentum and movement should be just right, that is, not too strong and not too weak, otherwise it may be bad.
Situ Junshu, who was holding the washboard, slowly sped up and ran after stepping into the threshold of the living room.
The only thing he can do is to go straight to the goal.
There were still about four or five steps away from Yun Silan, and he put the washboard on the ground with a 'snap', and then knelt down without hesitation.
After kneeling down, he shouted without hesitation: "Dear wife, I am sorry for you!
I wasn't supposed to be like that in the first place, and it's not like that now, I've made you suffer.
From now on, my world is centered around you, you are the sun, I am the earth, you are the earth, I am the moon, and I only revolve around you. ”
The friends in the living room were stunned, how determined they were, it was so shameless, and they could still be done like this.
Mi Fu is even more speechless, this is not according to the routine, it is more dramatic, it must be inferences, the master is so talented, and he can think of it like this, the effect is really not one plus one and so on.
The first sentence is even more level, and it is very touching to listen to, but if you actually think about it, saying it is equivalent to not saying it, and you don't express the specific meaning at all.
The more exciting thing is still to come, shouting out the words he wants to say loudly, Situ Junshu stood up again, and the washboard must have been hugged.
He walked a few more steps forward until he reached the chair where Yun Silan was sitting, put the washboard back on the ground, and knelt down again.
This time, because the distance was close, Situ Junshu hugged Yun Silan's thigh, and this time it came as planned.
first began to squeeze out the tears, the expression on his face, which was a bitter gourd face, was all there should be, as if it was all ready, and then began to sing "Conquest".