"Stop, we're robbing, take out all the valuable things in your pocket, and don't force us to do anything.

We want to eat, but we don't want to eat tofu, it's not interesting to eat tofu, but we are all people with wives, and we don't have that kind of need. ”

"Brother, you can see it clearly, this tofu is edible, you didn't pursue me! The female ghost just now is gone, and now there is a beautiful woman, it seems that our luck is not bad, even if you can't grab the money, it doesn't matter, it's good to rob a sex!"

"Eat tofu, rob sex, eat your uncle's, rob your ghost, I won't look for five girls if there is a need, the two of us are out to earn our wives, so that we can go home and get married."

Can my thoughts give me a little purity, we have to abide by the rules, we must have professional ethics, if the reputation is bad and spread out in the Tao, how can we mix?

If you can't see beautiful women, you forget your job, and besides, my sister hasn't married you yet, so you're ready to plant grass on her head, and I'll kick you to death!"

"If you don't let you rob the color, you won't let the color rob?

Are you awesome? Are you more awesome? Are you still unreasonable? Be careful that I won't recognize you in the future, but I have a backer.

Your head is better, and I don't disobey you, how dare you kick me like this?

Be careful I tell my sister to go, what are the rules to keep, it is you who are the first to disobey the rules, and you have the face to say me.

You won't let me marry your sister? I won't let my sister marry you, you think it's great to make my sister's belly bigger.

Your sister loves me to death, and ten cows can't pull it back, so be careful that after I let my sister's child be born, I won't let him take your last name, follow our last name. ”

"Okay! Your proposal is so good, it's your last name, right? I don't care, is there a difference between this? What is my last name? What is your last name?"

"Your surname is Liu? We are all from the same village, and I have the same surname as you......! Oh, I'll go, I've been condemned by you all my life, your uncle's is a big loss, my hard-working sister, we were reincarnated wrong. ”

"Okay, okay, don't be there blind, force, force the ghost crying wolf, it's late, it's coming, we have to hurry up and do the work, the list that we finally encountered, but don't be slipped." ”

Stunned, Yun Silan was startled by the word 'robbery', and saw two men, one fat and one thin, who appeared in the wilderness in the middle of the night.

instinctively turned around and was about to run, but found that the two of them did not catch up, and were confused by the conversation between the two people in front of him.

finally figured it out, this is really met by the two little teases sent by Sun Wukong, it's too alive.

Yun Silan was in a calm mood, magically not afraid, and saw that the surroundings of the highway were quiet, except for the two robbers, there was not even a ghost.

With a smile on his face, he actually became happy, and he still had an idea in mind.

Staring at the two robbers, one fat and one thin, Yun Silan kept silently thinking in his heart: become two chickens...... Become two chickens!

It's a pity that after reading for a minute, there is no moment to witness the miracle, the two robbers have not changed, they are still the same person, and they have become a little dry mouth, and cold sweat has come out.

Could it be the first time, the mantra is not proficient, some places are not in place, maybe it is fake at all, Situ Junshu is fooling himself, and the two robbers are not teasing.

They stopped, approaching Yun Silan step by step, but their eyes seemed to be a little weird, they couldn't care about this, so they better run quickly!

"Damn Situ Junshu, he died before he left the school, the first time he made it like this, the next time I see him, I must spray his saliva. ”

Yun Silan shouted, and gave up decisively, he is not a fool, if he doesn't run at this time, he will wait for a while, and his voice is full of hatred and curse for Situ Junshu.

The escape was a little embarrassed, and he fell in a panic, and when the body was in close contact with the earth, it seemed that the knee of the left leg was worn out, and it was really painful, and the cold sweat broke out again.

I had goosebumps all over my body, and I couldn't stand up in pain, and I said anxiously in my heart: "Bitter, it's over, Situ Junshu, you are so good, is there such an unreliable?"

"Goh!goh!"

"Goh!goh!"

Just when Yun Silan was about to be scared to death and was very anxious, he found that the robber didn't seem to catch up, but he received the sound of a chicken in his ears, and the sound seemed to be quite cheerful.

Hearing the sound of the rooster's crow, Yun Silan's heart and liver trembled, and his nervous mood became ecstatic, and he magically forgot about the pain, and immediately stood up, turned around and finally saw a miracle.

Although one is fat and one is thin, the two robbers still look like people, but they are squatting on the ground, imitating the appearance of chickens, with expressions, quite in place, and clucking.

In the eyes of outsiders, they are still human, but at this time they should treat themselves as chickens and live in the world of chickens, otherwise they should not be like this, Yun Silan was happy, and the whole person was very excited.

She ran over, next to the two robbers, turned around, and observed it very closely, it was almost impossible to say, I had to regret it, it was incredible.

But no matter how incredible it is, after a long time, the curiosity will also be lowered, and after ten minutes, I felt that there was nothing to look at, and Yun Silan left.

It's freezing cold, it's the second half of the night, and I don't know how long this can last, if I wait for the two robber men to wake up, then I don't know what to do.

How can a woman fight two big men? The world is sometimes quite fucked, and no one knows what will happen in the next moment?

I don't know if it was bad luck or something went wrong, Yun Silan never encountered a passing car along the way, and finally could only take the No. 11 bus, and it took more than an hour to return to the rented small single room.

I simply got a bowl of boiled noodles with eggs, went to bed after eating, and sat on the No. 11 bus for more than an hour, with back pain and leg cramps, lying on a small bed, and falling asleep for a while.

"This girl still looks pretty good, and her appearance is still quite standard, unlike those female fairies, who look beautiful and bright, but in fact, they are all changed.

It's too superficial.,If you show your original form.,It's definitely going to spit out.,It's just that it doesn't look good to kick the quilt.,The sleeping position is too unsightly.。

Yue Lao said that when I am 3,000 years old, I will have a wife, and he also said that I will also be a father this year, this point should not be at all, right? I am not ready to be a father, I should not have such good luck, one blow hit. ”

When Yun Silan was asleep, Situ Junshu appeared in his small single room out of thin air, muttered a few words to himself, and then disappeared out of thin air.