In such a disgusting and sad situation, the first thing that came to Situ Junshu's mind was not to clean up the things on his body, and then think about anything else.

Masters must be different, they don't eat the fireworks of the world, and the ideas are always fresh and refined, very high, very high, and there are ideas that are hundreds of stories high, otherwise there will be no chic saying in the wind.

is rejoicing: Fortunately, luck is full of decay to the extreme, and it can be regarded as okay, in the wilderness, Liu Deyun and 'her' are pure dogs, they have already escaped cleanly, there is no intelligent life, and nothing can be done as if nothing has happened.

However, things can't always be as chic as people want, and when they are unlucky, there will be more unlucky, sad than sadder, and big things happen.

Just a little lucky, it hasn't been two seconds, anyway, the time is so short, Situ Junshu's ears, to be honest, are quite reluctant, preferring not to hear anything, and received a familiar voice.

This voice is too familiar, don't get me wrong, but you can't be mistaken, it's definitely not Liu Deyun's dog, if it's his voice, then you can take revenge, and you have to step on his brain in the shit.

The voice I received in my ears was: Cousin, where are you? I feel that you are here, but why didn't I see you? You are thousands of years old, and you are about to become a father, don't hide and seek, come out quickly?

Why can't I faint? How nice it is to be able to faint! What are you doing so soberly? No matter how good your endurance is, there is no reward, and even if there is a reward, I don't know where to get it.

The reward of being embarrassed and thrown away nine days away is simply insulting, this feeling is the most aggrieved, patting, patting, patting was slapped in the face, after hearing this familiar voice, Situ Jun set up his horse and closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

As soon as his eyes were closed, he felt a person descend from the sky, standing next to his head, and it was very obvious that as soon as he stood firmly, he fled as if he had seen a ghost.

I also heard a sound that seemed to be about to vomit, and my breath was very short, as if I should have felt that the distance was safe, and the breathing sound returned to normal.

The man who fell from the sky spoke again, he said: "I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, cousin, you are amazing! I don't know what to say about you, you are really my vomit object, it turns out that you like to do this, this kind of taste is really invaluable, super heavy, it is as heavy as Mount Tai." ”

No wonder he felt that an acquaintance was coming just now, and after listening to these few words, Situ Junshu knew completely that this person who came was his cousin Wu Zhanpeng.

It's so embarrassing, what's the matter? When I was a child, I have grown up, and I don't know if any of them have grown up.

I don't know if it's longitudinal hair or horizontal development, if it becomes a little chubby, then it will be a waste of that face, handsome to death, especially when laughing, I want to beat him to death, it's really too cruel and inhumane.

At that time, when I saw his face, I don't know why? Maybe it was because of jealousy, right? It didn't make sense! I was able to be handsome over myself, so I especially wanted to pinch him, but the little guy's mouth was quite sweet, and it was inexplicable, so he escaped.

It's so funny to think about, it's naïve enough, hey, I'm going to his uncle, what are you doing! It's all got to the point of this, it's all in the past, what do you want to do with some?

Could it be that it has become confused? It seems that the poop just now, only covered the face, did not fall into the mouth, and it is even more impossible to eat it into the stomach.

Even if it is extremely miserable and falls into the mouth, it can only fall down, into the stomach, and it is impossible to go up! If there is no stool in the brain, how can you think about these things? Is this a delirious brain? Probably not?

People who pretend to be asleep can't pretend to be awake, this sentence is very good, the expression is very kind, people who pretend to be dizzy must be on a higher level, and now even if they are hit by a lightning point, they can't wake up.

Resign yourself to fate, you can do whatever you like, you must play the scoundrel to the end, even if Situ Junshu has made up his mind to do this, he can only do this.

If you want to die to save face, you don't have a choice, take a step back, even if you have a choice, you don't want to choose, in the current situation, you would rather have no choice, if you have a choice, you will have no face, people live a face, trees live a skin, why is it so contradictory?

The best of both worlds is really difficult! Pretending to be dizzy, there is nothing to do, the only thing to do is to lie on the ground and lie on the corpse, all that is left is to wait, since it is waiting, then it is not possible to be active, but passive.

If it is not enough, it will not work, if it is a little bit, the blind cock will move around, and then it will be exposed? The consequences may be even more miserable, and maybe the mess will be even greater.

In waiting, since there is time, it can't be wasted, the mind is blank to the past, Nima's, this time is particularly sober, then it's okay, just think about it!

Just when Situ Junshu was about to think about something, Wu Zhanpeng was very out of place and began to speak again, he said: "Cousin! You are really too bad! What kind of strange people have you met?"

This kind of strange person, this kind of strange means and methods, it is really weird, and it has to be multiplied by 100, it is not enough, it may be a little underestimated, I don't know how to say that you are good, you will be so unlucky to meet, you have definitely done a lot of unspeakable things wrong.

was stunned by someone, and the person who can use this method must not have much of a drip, and his thoughts are also very dirty, and he must be someone you are familiar with, so you will fall for these tricks of, pee, and fart.

You stink so much, your whole body stinks, I don't dare come near you? If you get too close, you have to understand my feelings, it's really unimaginable.

It's a little unworthy, it's all men, you have to be considerate of each other, you and I have different tastes, if that's the case, I'll definitely get the smell on my body, which is not very good.

I'll tell you! I don't have a girlfriend yet, a young man, it's in the most tender period, I don't want to pay the price for this reason, the price is too great, there is no need for that, I don't dare to take the risk.

I'm unlucky to have met you, and I really want to leave, but you're my cousin!

How would I have done my work without you? So why did I meet you at this time? But the timing was not right! If it was possible, if time could have been turned back, I wish I had fainted myself and not met you at this time.

It's all forced by you, forced by the form, now my brain is a little insufficient, this is also no way, I don't dare to get close to you, so in order to give it to you, clean your whole body a little, maybe the action is a little rude, you can't blame me. ”

It's so inkbloc, how can it all be the same? Is it all inherited? Nonsense, but there are really enough of them, just do it, what are you talking about so much? Little brat, it's not good at all.

This little brat, don't think that you won't mess with him when you grow up, your words are too wordy, if you don't fix him, it will not give him experience, and you will suffer if you go to the rivers and lakes in the future.

I'm a cousin's person is also responsible, at home is his parents will take care of him, now he is out of the house, but it's different, follow my cousin, then my cousin must take care of him.

After saying that, he stood there silent for a while, he should be thinking of a way, and after about a minute or two, he should have thought of a way, and Wu Zhanpeng began to act.

As I said before, he didn't dare to get too close to Situ Junshu, and he couldn't be blamed for this, as long as it was any normal person who could distinguish things, he would choose the same, and the deep brotherly feelings should also distinguish the moment.

"This should be okay, it can definitely be done, fortunately there is this hobby, I usually like to fish and fish, otherwise I encountered this kind of thing today, and it is really a bit out of line. ”

A fishing rod appeared in his hand, and after Wu Zhanpeng tried the toughness, judging from the expression on his face and what he said, he should think it was quite good and very satisfied.

So, he threw it in the direction where Situ Junshu was, feeling that it had been hooked, tried it a little harder, dragged it for several steps, and saw that Situ Junshu was moving, Wu Zhanpeng was sure and completely relieved.

"Cousin, you're lying down. ”

Wu Zhanpeng silently thought in his heart: "I want to drag you away, it may be a little unpleasant, but this is also an inevitable process, you have to forgive me, this is also a matter of limited ability, and it may be over to endure it."

You are a big man, if there is really something in the process that you haven't considered, you can't be careful and keep it in mind, I told you in advance, but you are already fainting, you shouldn't know.

I'm going to find a place where there is water, preferably a creek, or a small pond, so that you can get rid of all the stench.

It's best that the water in this creek or this small pond can be clean, and the water is so clean that there are no fish when the water is clear, otherwise I would be worried about those fish, how to say that it is life, it all comes out of the belly of my parents. ”