Chapter 540: Talking
However, there is still one exception, that little Taoist priest. He was the only one who walked with Lu Yuan.
"Mr. Lu, those people are so afraid of you, why don't you care at all?" said the Wudao monk curiously.
Lu Yuan smiled: "It's not good to be afraid of me, I'm afraid that they won't come to provoke me, then there will be a lot less trouble." ”
The Daoless monk nodded thoughtfully.
After eating, when Lu Yuan went back, the little Taoist priest actually followed Lu Yuan.
"Hey, I'm going back, what are you doing with me?" Lu Yuan said helplessly.
"Didn't I say, I think I'm destined for you, so I'm going to follow you! Also, I don't have a place to live, who don't follow you?" said the Wudao monk confidently, like that, it felt a little silly inexplicably.
Lu Yuan looked helpless, what is this called, a little Taoist priest actually relied on himself, and he couldn't get rid of it.
The two sat in the car and chatted with each other.
"Why are you calling the Daoless Monk?" Lu Yuan asked curiously.
Wudao immediately became interested and said, "Then it starts from fifty years ago, when my master was a child, and his master named him Seeking Dao Layman......
Lu Yuan was speechless for a while, fifty years ago, he didn't know how to complain.
Half an hour later, Wudao took a sip of water and said, "Later, my master finally discovered that there was no Tao at all in this world, so he named me Wudao. ”
Lu Yuan said helplessly: "In other words, your master can't find the Tao, so he named you Wudao!"
As soon as these words came out, the little Taoist priest was stunned and blurted out: "I said something that took so long to explain clearly, and you can make it clear in one sentence, it's really amazing!"
This is, the driver suddenly said loudly: "That, sir, the little Taoist priest has nothing wrong with his brain, I know where there is a psychiatric hospital, I can take you there!"
Lu Yuan's eyes looking at Wudao were also full of weirdness, saying that you really don't know how ridiculous your words just now were?
Wudao immediately retorted and said: "I don't have anything wrong with my brain, when I was a child, my master always praised me for being smart, but when I was seven years old, he took me to the hospital for a check-up, and I ...... at that time."
Twenty minutes later: "So, I don't have any problems with my brain, I just love to talk." ”
At this time, Lu Yuan already regretted bringing him back, with such a chatterbox, I really don't know if I will be annoyed to death.
After returning to the hotel, Wudao looked at the hotel and said loudly: "Wow, your home is so big!"
Lu Yuan was speechless for a while: "This is not my home, it's a hotel, I said what's going on with you, aren't the disciples of your sect going to enter the world to practice, why don't you know anything?"
I haven't been out of the mountains since I was a child, and the only time I came out, my master also told me that there were bad people outside, and told me to be careful, so I found a Taoist temple and stayed for two months, and then the master took me back. ”
When the little Taoist priest spoke, his face was full of seriousness.
Lu Yuan suddenly understood, it turned out that when he was training, he didn't go anywhere else at all, and he couldn't cry or laugh for a while.
Back in his room, Lu Yuan said, "Okay, you stay in my room first, and I'll open a room for you!"
The little Taoist priest nodded hurriedly.
After a while, when Lu Yuan came back from opening the room, he was instantly stunned, at this time, the little Taoist priest was holding a monkey-like doll and observing carefully, and he was very curious to touch here and there.
He also asked very curiously, "Eh, Brother Lu, why do I feel that this puppet is a little wrong, did he do something wrong?"
Lu Yuan's face darkened, snatched the doll, and said, "That's right, you don't have to worry about it, I've already opened a room for you, you come with me." ”
But the little Taoist priest's curiosity was very strong, and he continued to ask: "Why is there a hole under that puppet, why does it still have a tail?"
Lu Yuan said with a strange face: "This is not something you should know, don't ask!"
The little Taoist sneered, glanced at the doll reluctantly, and followed Lu Yuan out.
"You're going to live here from now on, while you're eating...... Forget it, you eat with us, and when the group of heroes is over, you can leave quickly, you know?" Lu Yuan said angrily.
Then, Lu Yuan went back to his room, and he was just about to put the doll away, when Liu Ruyan suddenly appeared.
I saw Liu Ruyan looking at Lu Yuan with a surprised face, and said incredulously: "Isn't it, you can do it like this?"
Lu Yuan's face darkened, and he said in a low voice: "I'll just take it out and take a look, don't misunderstand!"
Liu Ruyan smiled wickedly and said, "Don't worry, I won't misunderstand, although this is very ugly, I bought it, I know what you want." ”
Lu Yuan felt at this time that he couldn't tell the words, and he blamed the little Taoist.
......
Early the next morning, Lu Yuan, Jiang Ruoshui, the little Taoist, and Liu Ruyan, who met "by chance", sat at the dinner table together, and the atmosphere was full of weirdness.
"Lu Yuan, who is this person?" Jiang Ruoshui asked curiously.
"Ah, I am Wudao, you can call me Wudao layman, as for why I am called Wudao layman, it has to start from fifty years ago......" Wudao Tao Tao said endlessly.
Lu Yuan hurriedly interrupted the little Taoist priest's words and said, "This is what I met at the Heroes Meeting...... Well, friend, he's always lived in the mountains, so he doesn't know anything about modern life, so I'll take it with me. ”
In fact, the Wudao layman is only seventeen or eighteen years old, with a round face, and he looks very cute.
"You've always lived in the mountains, why do you want to live in the mountains?" asked Liu Ruyan in surprise.
Lu Yuan suddenly had an ominous premonition.
Sure enough, I saw Wudao raise his head and say, "This is the tradition of our sect, which was ...... more than 1,300 years ago."
After Wudao finished speaking, Jiang Ruoshui and Liu Ruyan didn't know what to say, he said for half an hour, and the only thing that was useful was that sectarian tradition.
"Have you always spoken like this?" Jiang Ruo asked subconsciously.
Lu Yuan hurriedly wanted to stop it, but it was too late, Wudao continued to raise his head and replied: "Of course, I was already able to speak when I was one and a half years old, and I ...... at that time."
It's another half-hour tirade, and it's so serious that you can't bear to interrupt.
When he finally finished speaking, Lu Yuan said: "You must not ask him questions, otherwise you will collapse!"
Liu Ruyan and Jiang Ruoshui were full of approval.
After eating, Lu Yuan and the Wudao lay priest came to Shengxian Village again.
It's just that as soon as they arrived, someone yelled at Lu Yuan: "Stinky boy, you are here, I must avenge yesterday's revenge!"
Lu Yuan looked at it, it was Zhang Cheng, and immediately smiled: "Haven't you learned enough yesterday?"