Chapter 176: Are You a Monkey Too?

"Cousin, how many peaches have you picked now? I can't guess 100. ”

"Cousin, I don't have many, you have more than me, I'm only more than 50?"

"Damn, in this way, it's less than 200, this must not work, how can it be enough for your cousin-in-law to eat?"

"It's really quite few, or the two of us look for it again, maybe there will be fish that slip through the net. ”

"I love to listen to this sentence, what you said is not wrong, it is so correct, one more is also one!"

Sun Qianqian, who was on the side, was stunned, could this be the legendary landlord Lao Cai in the world?

The geese have plucked their feathers, and they are ready to leave no one behind, to this extent, they are really speechless.

He hurriedly said: "I said you two brothers, don't do this, okay?

It's only three things, and you're all doing it for the ninth time, don't do it, okay?

I am not afraid of being laughed at, just a three-generation peach, why do I have to do this?

The three generations of peach trees are gone, are there still four generations? There are hundreds of peach trees in the four generations?

There are thousands of them in the fifth generation, and there are mountains and fields in more than six generations, so hurry up, right?"

"Why didn't you say it earlier? This is yours or not, the responsibility lies with you, you can't blame us. ”

"My cousin is right, I will say a fair word, this is your mistake, and it will hurt the two of us like poor ghosts. ”

This can also be wrong, God is sleeping, he must not have woken up yet, otherwise how could it be like this?

It doesn't make the monkeys happy? It affects the mood too much, this kind of people shouldn't be killed, if they do, it's too cheap for them, they should be allowed to take medicine for three meals a day.

Sun Qianqian is helpless, basically there is nothing to say, this is a sin of his own making, even if he sheds tears, he must persevere.

..................

"What's that? Is that enough?"

"Cousin, I'm full, the fruits of Huaguo Mountain are indeed good, and they can't be compared to other places. ”

"I'm not asking this question, here in Huaguo Mountain, are you still afraid that you won't have enough to eat? That's really strange.

I'm talking about fruit, have we picked enough? If there's extra space, we can hold a little bit of it.

It's not easy to come here, and after this village, there will be no shop?

Otherwise, I won't have to do it again! I don't have that much time to spare.

Now, after listening to what I said, you should understand what I mean! As the monkey said, there is nothing unfathomable about me saying this!

I don't need to go into more detail, I can't waste time like this, that would be boring. ”

"Seems to be enough, cousin, you wait a minute, I'll see if there's any extra space.

Space is like that time, try to squeeze it, and there may still be it.

There is still a little bit of space, I couldn't help but eat two fruits just now, I don't know what the name is.

Pick two more, not as big as a cantaloupe or a coconut, about the same size as an apple. ”

It was so terrifying, terrified, and the liver was so fluttering that it almost fell to the ground and shattered.

After listening to the personal conversation between Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng, Sun Yiqian really had the urge to strangle both of them to death.

Is this still a normal person? It's more monkey than a monkey, it's really too much...... Finish!

But they can't do this anymore, they have been tossed around for a night, and now it's dawn, and they must be driven away, or God knows what will happen.

Sun Yiqian came to Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng at the speed of picking up money, and couldn't wait to say, "I admire you two to the ground."

I'm so scared, if I stay any longer, I'll probably find a place where no one is there to cry.

I won't leave you for breakfast, anyway, our breakfast in Huaguo Mountain has been the same for thousands of years.

Nothing special except fruit or fruit, so it's better to skip it, right?"

"Why?"

"Why?"

Sun Qianqian's words made the two brothers exclaim, as if they didn't understand why this was the case.

"A reason must be given, where can a guest be treated like this?"

"Yes, my cousin is right, it's rude to drive people away like this. ”

"I regret it, you two should be foolish, haven't I? I've never seen anyone like you. ”

was really a little angry, Sun Qianqian continued: "Fortunately, this is in Huaguo Mountain, if you lack anything, you won't lack fruits."

It's a bit excessive, you said that the two of you are only one night, I don't know if you have counted, it's okay, I will treat it as if you two have not counted.

But I've counted it, and you're going to scare me to death, just one night.

At least you have picked all kinds of fruits, and I dare to use my life to guarantee that it will definitely exceed 10,000 tons.

O heavens, O earth, how can I say that I have lived for thousands of years? This is the first time I have seen such a situation.

At this time, you two are still able to say such things? Do you want to be ashamed?

Luckily, I'm a monkey, and thankfully, I'm not of the same category as you, otherwise I'd die of shame.

I'm going to pick up my iron rod and clean up the portal, and beat you two shameless guys to death, and at the very least, your shit out. ”

"Damn, no, is this monkey joking? Why didn't I feel it?"

"Impossible, it's just one night, even if the two of us are good, cousin! I don't think there will be so many. ”

"I remember that the fruit I picked seems to be hidden on your body, why don't you take a look?

You see, that's the look on the face of the dead monkey, and he shouldn't be able to cheat about it. ”

"Okay, let's talk with facts, then I'll take an inventory! Don't be deceived by Brother Monkey.

It's too exaggerated, but 10,000 tons, that's just ...... , joking things, it's simply impossible. ”

One second, two seconds, the time passed so quietly, and for a minute, Wu Zhanpeng stood there dumbfounded, the expression on his face was quite rich.

Something is wrong, isn't that true? It's too incredible, it's a hard question.

instantly became a little lacking in confidence, Situ Junshu was like a big girl walking at night and met two big men with bad intentions, this kind of scene can be imagined.

So, he asked weakly, "My dear cousin, don't be in a daze, but don't tell me, is it true?"

This is the first time the two of us have worked together, and you must not scare me to be able to cooperate so well and complete such an incredible task. ”

It's so shameless, it's shameless, this kind of thing can actually be said, Sun Yiqian was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

But what can I do? Then forget it? I can only say in my heart: I am not angry, absolutely not angry, the body is angry, only on the surface, and the soul is quiet.

Then let the two of them continue to be demons, right? After figuring out the problem and thinking in a different direction, it can be regarded as rewarding.

After all, I have also learned how to be shameless, and I am considered to have experience, so I will not suffer if I encounter the same thing in the future.

What's the point of tuition? It's better than paying more later.

Being a quiet audience on the side is the most suitable, and if you encounter something more exciting, give them two applause, and if you can, send them a word: good.

The play continues, but I don't know the extent of being a demon, where do I have to sit and stop?

"That's a lot, 10,000 tons, this ...... This number seems to be a little wrong, a lot worse. ”

Wu Zhanpeng's expression on his face was a little strange at this time, and then he replied slowly, and the more he answered, the weaker his voice became.

This shouldn't be wrong, how could there be such a low-level mistake, Wu Zhanpeng's reply made Sun Qianqian a little blindsided.

I'm starting to doubt myself a little, although my eyes are not as powerful as my father's fiery eyes, but they can't be worse than that.

Could it be that I really misread it yesterday? This joke may be a bit too big, and if my father finds out, he will be beaten half to death, and he will not dare to ask again.

Situ Junshu, who was next to him, also said at this time: "How much is the difference? The monkey said that 10,000 tons is 10,000 tons, if it is not enough, the two of us will work hard to make up for it." ”

Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, could it be that my speaking level has improved, will I be beaten by the two of them?

couldn't care so much, Wu Zhanpeng hurriedly explained: "Cousin, don't get me wrong, it's not a lot worse, but a lot more."

What I meant just now was that Brother Monkey had miscalculated the fruit we got one night last night.

More than 10,000 tons, a lot more, that ......! Almost half more, close to 15,000 tons. ”

Sun Qianqian breathed a sigh of relief at first, and then thought about it, go to the old king and his uncle next door to him, this is not right!

Don't be like this, okay? Whether it's more or less, it's all a problem, it's a mistake!

This is still the most hated problem of the kind and amiable father, and it is also the mistake he hates the most.

Even such simple numbers can't be counted, how can he inherit his huge family business in the future?

was known by him, but he still couldn't escape, and the fate of being beaten by fat was still asleep at this time tonight.

I can only pray like this, who will believe it, the luck is too bad, and it will be inexplicable, and it will cause such a problem.

What is this? These two nasty guys, looking at Situ Junshu and Wu Zhanpeng, Sun Yiyi thought worriedly in his heart.