Chapter 554: The Fat Zhu Who Eats Deflated (2 more)
Although the monkey head is only the head of the Holy Knights, it is said that the founder of this holy religion is inextricably linked with the monkey head, it is said that the monkey head was originally the pope, and he himself found someone to be the leader, and he only became the head of the group, and he was not in the holy religion for a long time, and he never asked about the holy religion.
But who would dare to despise him?
It can be said that although he is the head of the regiment, in the Holy Sect, he is a legendary existence, a transcendent existence, and he really dares to beat the Pope.
The most important point is that everyone knows how powerful this monkey is, and someone used to stab him with a knife or a gun, but he didn't hurt a single hair.
Therefore, later the people of the Holy Church decided on one thing.
The monkey head is the messenger placed by the Holy Lord in the world, and he is not a mortal at all, so he is invulnerable.
The words of the monkey head are more effective than the Holy Emperor in the Holy Sect.
Tang Xiaobao is also now scared.
Sit down, put your feet on the table, and shouted to the kitchen: "Hey, Zhu Fatty, hurry up, I'm starving." ”
A crowd was stunned.
The head of the regiment is called a fat man, and you dare to call it a fat man, that is the god of food, and he is also the brother of the head of the regiment, you are like this, aren't you on an equal footing with the head of the regiment?
Tang Xiaobao didn't care what they thought, turned his head to them and said, "I said, can you avoid it, we're going to have dinner, what's the matter with standing so many people on the side, watching us eat? ”
A group of people looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
The monkey head hasn't come back for a long time, and this time, of course, everyone has to come to report, and they have to stand aside respectfully and wait.
Tang Xiaobao is good, as soon as he comes in, he will drive people away.
Unexpectedly, the monkey was stunned for a moment, and also turned his head: "My brother is right, you still don't want to leave? Do you want me to throw you out? Let's go, hurry up and give me a walk." ”
A crowd was on the verge of crying.
But the monkey's words could not be disobeyed, and a group of people withdrew.
The fat man made a table full of dishes, and when the three of them sat down, the fat man began to complain: "I said senior brother, aren't you not here, why did you come back?"
The monkey head pointed at Tang Xiaobao: "If it weren't for Brother Tang saying that you were here, I wouldn't know yet, hmph, I won't find someone to call me when I come, and I don't take my senior brother in my eyes anymore, right, isn't it begging for a beating?"
"How dare I, senior brother, they don't know where you have been, I asked when I came. Zhu Fatzi said aggrievedly.
"Alright, eat. ”
The monkey head began to gobble up.
Zhu Fatzi didn't seem to have much appetite, and asked Tang Xiaobao, "How did you meet?"
"If you don't fight, you don't know each other, we got to know each other when we fought, we met, we met. Tang Xiaobao snorted haha.
Zhu Fatzi asked again: "You have told my senior brother about it, my senior brother has great powers, in heaven and on earth, there is nothing he can't do, you have to beg him for this." ”
After speaking, he said to the monkey head: "Senior brother, you see, you and he are brothers, his business, is your business, this matter, I have to take care of this matter, you have always said the same, righteousness is thin and cloudy, see righteousness and courage, draw a knife to help, they are against free love, you see the old pig I was also demoted at the beginning, it is all caused by traditional concepts, and now I have encountered this again, senior brother, my good brother, you must help him solve it quickly, he is your brother, you will go to heaven in the future, you have to rely on him to help." ”
Tang Xiaobao was dumbfounded when he heard this.
The old pig's string of sycophants is ...... That's terrible.
Tang Xiaobao blushed when he heard it anyway.
However, the monkey head seemed to have a good time listening to it, and while eating, he grabbed the hair on his face, nodded frequently, and finally patted his chest and said, "I must take care of this matter." ”
"All right, brother. Zhu Fatzi was overjoyed and said to Tang Xiaobao: "With my senior brother on the horse, you will be able to hold the beauty tomorrow." ”
"Wait. The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "Not tomorrow." ”
"Why?" Zhu Fatzi was stunned.
"I'm not available tomorrow. ”
"What's the matter with you, we'll do it for you, you just need to get it done. ”
"You can't help, another day. ”
"What about the day after tomorrow?"
"I'll have something to do the day after tomorrow. ”
"What about the day after tomorrow?"
"I have something to do. ”
Zhu Fatzi gritted his teeth and said: "Senior brother, you're not right, you can't drag it out like this, just say, when are you free." ”
The monkey head smiled: "I don't know, if it's empty, it's naturally empty." ”
Zhu Fatzi was about to speak, and the monkey slapped him on the head.
"I said junior brother, it's hard to come here, you don't catch up with senior brother and me, you just don't want to cook for me, right?"
Zhu Zhuzi said aggrievedly: "Don't dare, senior brother." "So, make me a month's dinner, and I'll take care of it for you. The monkey finally spoke his mind.
It turned out to be for the food.
Seeing the old pig's aggrieved and pitiful appearance, Tang Xiaobao finally understood why he had always been so afraid of the monkey's head.
It turned out that he was afraid of being forcibly recruited as a husband.
Tang Xiaobao wanted to laugh, but he also had some sympathy, and said, "Half a month, we have to rush back for the New Year." ”
"Twenty days, I don't have to talk about it, or you can do it yourself. Monkey Head said.
Zhu Fatzi said angrily: "We will do it ourselves, I will go to the king tomorrow, I still don't believe it, he really dares not to give me the face of the old pig." ”
The monkey head squinted at Zhu Fatzi: "Yo ho, you forgot whose territory this is, if I don't agree, who of them dares to agree!"
Khan, this is a threat.
If you don't help, it's just a help.
Tang Xiaobao was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
What kind of brother is this, it's so unreliable.
Zhu Fatzi was immediately stunned.
There is no way, people are under the eaves, and they have to bow their heads.
This is people's territory, and the monkey head is better than the Pope and the king to speak.
He confessed.
"Okay, twenty days, say okay, don't change the hexagram. Zhu Fatzi gritted his teeth.
The monkey head was overjoyed: "Of course, a manly man, I also speak, I have always spit on a nail and will never break my word." ”
A manly man?
Sweat......
Tang Xiaobao scolded his mother in his heart.
What a man, you're not even a woman.
Anyway, it's settled.
From today on, Zhu Fatzi has become a special chef for monkey heads.
From today onwards, monkeys don't run around either.
That is, every time Zhu Fatzi comes over, he will stay in the hotel so obediently, and he can't usually see him.
After eating, night fell.
Tang Xiaobao returned to the room, but he couldn't sleep.
In the dead of night, it's time to kill, and I'm stealing.
Tang Xiaobao wanted to steal incense and jade tonight.
He had asked the Son of Galle about Princess Alice's residence during the day.