The spring is bright, the air is fresh, and there is a hut on the shore of Julong Lake, which is the retreat of the famous writer Dachawan.

At this time, he was standing in front of the table, holding a brush in his hand, a piece of A4 white paper on the table, one of his daily homework, painting.

Bao Mumei stood beside him, grinding ink and watching.

I saw that the brush trembled slightly, and the ink on it dripped from the tip of the pen, and exploded into a strange shape on the paper.

And then another drop, and another drop, and another drop. The big tea bowl suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face: "What a good brushwork!"

Bao Mumei asked curiously, "Master Wan, what do you want to paint?"

"Chicken, fly, dog, jumping picture, give it to you, put it away, and when you finish spending the money, people are not dead, just take this to the auction. ”

"Chickens... Fly..."Bao Mumei looked at the drop of ink on the top of the paper, and then at the two drops of black connected together below, "Dog jumping?"

"Well, this is called freehand!" the big tea bowl rubbed his hands, "more abstract." ”

"If you don't write a name, I'm afraid people won't be able to see it. ”

"That's right!" Dachawan took a pen and wrote four words on the paper, "Chickens and dogs jump, the time is February 23, 2018." ”

"Bowl master, this kind of painting should be in Chinese, and it must be in the lunar calendar. ”

"That's right," the big tea bowl wrote a few more words, "is that okay?"

"Have paintings but no poems?"

"It's not okay to have no poems, let's make a limerick poem," the big tea bowl smiled, added a few more strokes, and read in his mouth while writing, "The blue sea chases the waves, and the heart is high with the waves." If you want to dance in the clear sky, don't pity the branches. Here's a book friend's name, he knows. ”

Bao Mumei frowned: "According to what you wrote in this poem, this painting is not so interesting!"

When the big tea bowl heard this, he snorted, and the brush drew two ripples under the paper: "Bihai, there is!"

He put a cross on it again: "Thin branches, there is! Others want to go!"

Bao Mumei pouted: "What about the name, what about the seal, otherwise how can it be sold for a price?"

"Nasty! Give me the chapter!"

Bao Mumei handed over a carrot.

The big tea bowl took it and looked at it, took a bite, looked at the broken wound, gnawed a few more times, smiled with satisfaction, pounded it in the red honey handed by Bao Mumei, and covered it on the paper.

"Your seal is different every time, and when you die, you may be in trouble. ”

"What are you kidding, I'm the only one who dares to stamp like this!" Dachawan snorted, "Put it away, you can't make up for it!"

Before Bao Mumei could speak, she only heard a lot of movement outside the door.

"It's a big deal for tea!"

The voice was still echoing in the air, and Zhu Ciniang had already rushed in from outside the door, followed by Xiao Bian.

The large tea bowl was poured in response.

The three of them hurriedly guessed the boxing: "Give him artificial respiration if he loses!"

"Hammer paper, scissors!

The tea big eyes on the ground opened instantly: "Help me up!"

The three of them hurriedly helped them up, and Zhu Ciniang said with a smile: "Although Chada is versatile, it is not very professional to fall backwards, and you can only take ten yuan for playing a dead man!"

"What are you doing this early in the morning!" the big tea bowl pressed his chest so angrily that he almost scared him into a heart attack.

"Found a few bad reviews!" Zhu Ciniang said heartbrokenly.

Then I looked at the big tea bowl, which was actually gnawing on the carrots, and couldn't help but be angry: "Why aren't you nervous at all? This is about to be put on the shelves!"

"Huh, how many?"

"Three ......" Xiao Bian stretched out four fingers, his face serious.

The big tea bowl sneered: "Do you write too much?"

Zhu Ciniang flipped through the tablet and reported: "One wrote a lot, one wrote a few sentences, these two are in the book review area, and the other wrote a sentence in this chapter." ”

"What's going on?" asked the big tea bowl as he nibbled on a carrot and raised his eyebrows.

"Say you're ......"

"Don't they know that I'm the god of water? I call Dachawan, don't I like to drink water?" Dachawan was angry, almost choked on the radish in his mouth, and spit it out, "Is there a typo in his comment?"

"Yes, in the middle of the sentence, there is... Typo, and say that you are that, the confidence of the mystery ......"

"Ignore him if he has a typo, and he is still confused about self-confidence, and this word is used badly for them!

"The one with the most, after reading three chapters, I posted a comment of a few hundred words...... Then I read a few more chapters, and posted another 200 words of comments, and finally I saw that in the middle of the night, fifty chapters, I posted another comment, saying that it was too watery, so that others should not read it......"

"I guess what the function of these ADCGs is when I dismantle the DNA fragments, but none of them guessed correctly...... He should be engaged in genetic engineering!" Dachawan laughed, "He also writes books?"

"I can't see it, but the person who wrote a comment earlier is a person who has written a book, and it has been a few years. ”

"Oh..... Then he should try to write his own, man, ignore him. The big tea bowl continued to nibble on his carrots.

"The one who didn't slip in the middle voted and didn't give a reward. Zhu Ciniang continued.

The big tea bowl looked at her: "Oh...... Don't stress that I haven't been rewarded! it affects my reputation, and that little money is not enough for me to buy carrots!"

Zhu Ciniang was very helpless: "I'm asking, do you want to delete it, this impact is not good, this is about to be put on the shelves, affecting new book friends!"

"I'm afraid not!" Bao Mumei said in a low voice, "Last time I deleted that fat man's book review, that guy still gave a reward, and people were so angry that they didn't even vote later, and I don't know if the book was deleted." ”

"You have to ask the professionals about this matter, our tea university is new in this industry, and the way to deal with it is ......" Xiao Bian raised his hand to speak.

"Ask Hang Jun, he is an old man, and he has several books that have been sealed back then, and he is still a gold medal columnist. Zhu Ciniang made a suggestion.

The three looked at the big tea bowl and saw him shake his head: "I said last time that I helped him shoot that Sky Overlord in the United States, but now I haven't filmed it, if he asks, I will be embarrassed!"

"That's all for objective reasons, and besides, didn't we send the book to the White House, and Donald was chasing after it?"

"Is that chasing? It's all free!"

"He's the president, it's good to be able to see it, right?" Zhu Ciniang snorted.

"Then you ask!"

Immediately connected to Hang Jun, a small broken room appeared on the big tablet on the wall, and a middle-aged fat man wrapped in a quilt looked at this side curiously, and suddenly smiled: "Look at who this is? Tea bowl! Why haven't I seen you send me a red envelope during the New Year, is there something to ask for now? My drama has not been filmed, right?"

Dachawan's face darkened: "How do you know everything?"

"Hmph, if you shoot me, can I celebrate the New Year like this?" said the fat man hatefully.

"Now focus on the era drama Feinian, don't you know? You didn't show up when I was at the development conference, and we had a box of lunches left!"

"Don't talk about it, don't talk to me about food, I'm hungry when I hear about food now, what's the matter?"

"Someone sprayed me!"

"Spray you? have you ever been rewarded? Ah, no, I'm hungry as soon as I say that!"

"What does the set meal mean?" Dachawan looked at him inexplicably.

"Ahh

"The package is to ban and delete posts forever!" Xiao Bian said softly.

"Doesn't this escalate the conflict?" asked Bao Mumei.

The fat man stuck his head out of the quilt again: "What level? People who really like your book will naturally be upgraded, and the fan value is just that, and after reading a little chapter, he is embarrassed to write a review?" Then he must not be tired to death, he can take turns to spray millions of books on his head at the starting point!"

"Okay, okay, I know what you mean, no money and no right to speak, right?" Dachawan frowned at him, "You're too philistine!

"Then you wait, they'll have to talk nonsense when they get back. The fat man snorted and cut off the video.

Zhu Ciniang looked at the big tea bowl: "Ha, anyway, it's on the shelves in the past two days, let's see it then, if you look at the pirated version and spray it again, you can't be so polite, it's really a white rabbit when we are the bowl master!"