1005, Dou Dou, do you really have a million dollars
After Li Dan complained about Li Xiang and Dou Dou, he started today's official show.
He started with the director of bad movies, complained about today's guests one by one, and then invited these guests to the stage to laugh at themselves.
After a round of turns, only Li Xiang and Dou Dou, who were high above, were left, sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai platform.
Li wanted to Erlang's legs, and Dou Dou also lifted Erlang's legs.
An audience member shouted:
"Li Xiang, let's say a few words!"
"Let's say a few words, Li Xiang, I'm here. β
"Dou Dou~~ also come to complain, aren't you quite capable!"
"We're going to sinusβ"
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Dou Dou was excited, and among the thousands of voices, she only heard the sentence "Aren't you quite capable"!
Someone is scolding her!
Dou Dou was condescending, puffing up to see who it was!
Seeing this, everyone didn't know that she was looking for the murderer, but invited her and Li Xiang more warmly.
Li Dan and other guests also looked at them.
Li Dan said: "Why don't you want to come down and say a few words? With your character of retribution, I complained about you, can you be willing?"
Since Hei Dan Dan said so, Li Xiang got up and went down, and in the cheering sound of Dou Dou, he came to the podium and stood in the position where Li Dan got out of the way.
And Li Dan jumped to Li Xiang's original position and sat next to Dou Dou.
The scene burst into laughter.
Dou Dou looked at him with disgust, snorted, and tilted his head to look at her elephant.
This black egg bullied the elephant just now, and she was a little unhappy.
Li Dan didn't care about Dou Dou's cold attitude, and waved his hand to the staff on the side, the other party instantly understood, turned around and went to the backstage, and soon came out with a pink rabbit doll and handed it to him.
"Dou Dou?" Li Dan shouted.
Dou Dou tilted his head and looked at Li Xiang in the audience, not wanting to take care of the black ball, even if he looked at it, he was lazy.
"Dou Dou? Dou Dou - Look, there's something good for you. β
"What are you duck~~"
Dou Dou said impatiently, glanced back at him, and was about to turn back, when he was suddenly stunned, his eyes lit up.
"Ho ho ho, Brother Dandan, hello duck, you're here~~ What is Jie?"
Li Dan was proud, can't he deal with such a small person as you?!!
"For your little bunny, do you want it?"
"To be ......"
Don't be a real fool.
"Then you take it, hold it. β
"Hug it. β
Dou Dou happily hugged the stuffed rabbit, his big eyes and a smile crooked.
This time, she not only ignored Li Dan beside her again, but also no longer cared about Li Xiang in the audience.
All she had left was the pink rabbit doll in her eyes.
Although Li Xiang stood in front of the podium, almost everyone at the scene was paying attention to Dou Dou and Li Dan on the stage, and when they saw that Dou Dou was instantly captured by a little rabbit, they were very happy with a smile, and they let out a kind laugh.
Li Xiang glanced at the stage and said with a smile: "Li Dan is my brother, I participated in the earliest idea of this show, but I never thought of coming." β
Everyone was shocked, and the scene immediately fell silent, waiting for Li Xiang to continue.
I never thought about it? Why? Could it be that he had a conflict with Li Dan? Perhaps, that's why Li Xiang didn't come until today.
"Not only did I not think about coming, but I rarely watched it. Li Xiang continued.
There was a noise at the scene this time, and some people were secretly talking about it, obviously very surprised by Li Xiang's words.
Li Xiang: "I rarely watch it, but it's not that I don't watch it, I've watched it three or four times, all when this show was first established, and then after it got on the right track, I haven't watched it again." β
The people in the audience couldn't sit still, some asked why, and even the guests on the stage also asked.
Why?
Li Xiang said unhurriedly: "Because of the positioning of this show and Li Dan's habit of breaking his mouth, I am always worried that he will be beaten." I'm his brother, and I can't bear it. β
Hey~ There was a sigh at the scene, so that's it.
Li Xiang continued: "It's a trivial matter for him to be beaten, and I'm more worried that such a good creative show will be ruined like this, which is what I can't bear the most." β
There was laughter from the scene.
......
Everyone's emotions were driven by Li Xiang, with ups and downs, and laughter continued.
Dou Dou was dizzy to hear, some words could be understood, some words could not be understood, and most of them could not be understood.
For the sake of the little rabbit, she was ashamed to ask Li Dan what her elephant was talking about, and if she could translate it, it would be better to translate it into baby language.
Li Dan glanced at this stupid child and felt that she was really stupid enough, and she couldn't understand the vernacular, so he told Dou Dou about it without a match, but he was thinking in his heart that this Li Xiaoxiang had two hits, and he was talking about the Tao.
Don't think that Li Xiang doesn't participate in variety shows and talk shows much, just think that he can't say it.
When he first debuted, on "Today's Star", he was not the one who could say the most, but he was definitely the one who could say the most, and it was not easy to make the three star promoters like it.
In the midst of laughter and applause, Li Xiang finished speaking, smiled and waved, and left the podium.
Dou Dou immediately asked Li Dan to hurry away and give up his place to the elephant to sit.
Li Dan said unhappily: "For my sake, for the sake of the rabbit I gave you, at least don't say it so directly, I'm so sad." β
Dou Dou is a killer who has no feelings, he doesn't want to listen to these things, he just wants him to give up his position quickly.
Li Dan was full of scars, left, returned to the podium, and said: "Li Xiang has finished speaking, and now we have one person left who has not spoken, who is it? Everyone said her name loudly!"
"Sinusβ"
"Dou Dou come!"
"Come on, Dou Dou~ We like you so much!"
......
The scene was unanimous, shouting in unison.
Dou Dou was taken aback, and hurriedly waved her hand, not going, at the critical moment, she habitually made mistakes.
Li Dan was heartbroken just now, and now he just wants to retaliate, and said: "Dou Dou, if you come down to say a few words, I'll give you a 5 yuan, how about it?"
Dou Dou is really a little excited, this is a child who does not let go of any opportunity to make money, even if he has a million dollars.
Li Xiang didn't want his little sister to be so unpursued, and whispered: "The money is too small, don't go." β
Dou Dou thinks about it, the elephant is right, it's only 5 yuan for 1!
Don't go!
Li Dan: "You're 5 years old, so you'll be given 5 yuan for 5 yuan, can you come?"
Dou Dou was embarrassed and said to Li Xiang that she wanted to make money, but she was instigated, what should she do?
Li Xiang said, "Then I'll go with you?"
Dou Dou thought more beautifully: "Let the black egg help the Lun family say?"
Li Xiang: "......"
Li Dan probably guessed it, don't look at this little rabbit sister, she is usually fat, but she is easy to drop the chain, admit it, and the soft-footed shrimp in the big scene is not comparable to the teacher.
Thinking of this, he no longer forced Dou Dou, but said: "Dou Dou, you are not even interested in 5 yuan 5 yuan?"
Dou Dou hurriedly said, "Interested, interested." β
It's a pity that she doesn't have a microphone, so the voice can't be heard.
Li Dan said: "Those who have watched Dou Dou's interview should be no stranger to one of them, I am here to ask for you, Dou Dou, you have to answer honestly." β
Dou Dou looked at the black ball, and then at her elephant, and couldn't understand why she should answer honestly.
Li Dan asked, "Dou Dou, do you really have a million yuan?"