Chapter 33 Bragging Pros

Chen Shide's corpse, facing the scorching sun, is particularly ironic, which seems to be the proof that Kong Mufeng has laid the first level.

It's funny to say, Kong Mufeng feels like he's just here to play the game.

Dungeon: Qian Family Academy, the first level boss Chen Shide, the second level boss Tie Dan, the third level boss Da Maruko,...... The final boss is the owner of the Qian family.

"Hey, the first level is considered to be passed......" Kong Mufeng breathed a sigh of relief, put Chen Shide's body on the ground, and left.

And everyone's focus is on Tie Dan, who was so angry with Kong Mufeng that his face was pale, this iron egg always had an illusion when he looked at Chen Shide's corpse, he felt that it was his own corpse, he was used by Kong Mufeng as a record to show off, he was humiliated without dignity, and the dead did not deserve dignity.

A hanger was looking at the door, but a look scared him into doubting life, he was so cowardly?

"Okay, I'm going to see what you can do in a month. Tie Dan was helpless and walked away.

Kong Mufeng walked with footwork that his six relatives did not recognize, holding Yuan Haoke with his left hand, stroking his hair with his right hand, followed by the three younger brothers, such a magnificent figure with late secondary and secondary disease disappeared in front of everyone.

"Teacher Kong, I finally know what you teach. Sun Zhilan smiled playfully, revealing crescent silver teeth.

"Oh, what do I teach?"

"Load X!"

Zhuge Ye shook his silver hair and spit out two words lightly. Well, that's a bit of a blue-out of blue.

"Am I just pretending?"

"No, you're still bragging, hehe......" Zhuge Ling also said with a smile.

Kong Mufeng slapped Zhuge Ling's head and said, "Grass, Lingling, you have been taken badly, and you little girl, who did you learn this thing from?"

"Big Brother ......"

The three of them spoke in unison, learning to brag and pretend to be forced with the master, and learning to tease the master with the senior brother.

"I'm grass, Xiaohong, you're very powerful, I won't look at the big brother who is making waves this year without you. ”

The group was fighting, but Kong Mufeng was worried.

There can be a few sorrows in life, and the wife and children are hot. Isn't it such a strange sentence, yes, I made it up.

Kong Mufeng thought about it, but there were three more things in his mind.

The second is that in this month, if I don't have money, it will be difficult to move an inch, and it is estimated that it will be impossible to defeat Tiedan, but where will I go to make money? Third, there are only three of the four B-class disciples in the system side quest, and where is the remaining one?

"The most important thing now is how to make money, I don't know how to ...... anything," Kong Mufeng muttered back and forth, and the four people around him also heard it.

Yuan Haoke had a bad idea and said: "Old master, with your current conditions, you might as well sell ......"

"I'm grass, selling, I'm a big man, and you let me do such a shameful thing......? Where do you sell it?"

"Did I tell you what I asked you to sell?......"

"If I don't sell you, can I sell you? ”

“......”

This speed, jumping on the edge of not being judged to jump the Pure Land of Bliss, the grave jumping.

If Yuan Haoke hadn't seen Kong Mufeng is master, he would have punched his head a long time ago."

"I mean, you can try a little bit of business or make money with the merits. Yuan Haoke said seriously.

Kong Mufeng nodded and said, "Okay, Xiao Nizi, you go to the infirmary of the school as an assistant, so you can take it as a further study." And the two of you, Lingling went to give people bad ideas or find lost items, Xiaobai...... Xiaobai will be a bodyguard. ”

said that Kong Mufeng couldn't do anything, and gave people the nickname No. 1. Sun Lanzhi directly changed her name to Sun Dani, nicknamed Xiao Nizi;

"Then what are you doing, are you bragging?" Yuan Haoke was embarrassed, except for this Kong Mufeng, there seemed to be nothing to know.

"Yes, you can make money by bragging. The speaker has no intention of listening, but Kong Mufeng is interested.

You better go to sleep, there is everything in your dreams, except for gold coins and cows flying all over the sky. ”

"Don't believe it, there's a profession in our hometown called ...... Storyteller ......"

Well, the storyteller has become a braggart professional player in Kong Mufeng's mouth, and Shan Tianfang is estimated to have become the head coach of the bragging national team.

......

The next day, directly across from the gate, a table was impartial, and a high chair was placed in front of it. Kong Mufeng was refreshed, and he was mentally ill.

A blue robe fluttered in the wind, and a boxy ebony in his hand was eye-catching.

"Bang! Today, Mu Feng is poor, and I am tired of half of you, and I am scattered like a thousand catties, which is my life food for several days. ”

Strange set poems, let's buy a wave of misery first. A group of people also wondered, is this Kong Mufeng going to do it or be a demon?

"If you have nothing to do today and sit down, listen to me last time, and enjoy your face!"

To tell the truth, where did Kong Mufeng say a book, he went up to perform a braggadocio at a school art show, but Yan Ningxue instigated it.

At that time, Yan Ningxue's reason was: It's a pity not to talk about cross talk with such a broken mouth, so good at bragging, and blind without telling books.

"Today, let's talk about the Monkey King's private meeting with seven fairies and give birth to seven gourd babies. ”

"It is said that in some years, there was a stone monkey who had the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth after learning it, and was called the Monkey King. But few people know that the seven gourd babies are the seven illegitimate children born to him and the seven fairies. ”

Kong Mufeng himself didn't know what he was talking about, anyway, he didn't break the law by bragging, and he was happy.

Kong Mufeng's pizza is dipped in fermented bean curd, and the fries are dipped in sauce.

From the Seven Fairies of the Monkey King Private Association to the love between Marshal Tianpeng and the General of the Rolling Blinds, if these immortals knew about it, they would probably have to float down from the sky.

"Okay, good ......"

There was a burst of applause from the audience, and even Yuan Haoke was dumbfounded.

Kong Mufeng signaled, and the four apprentices walked out with a large basin alone.

"Those who have money hold a money field, and those who don't have money go home early to wash and sleep. ”

Beating gongs and drums, a group of people dispersed in a hurry, and after listening to the excitement, they went home to wash and sleep, what should they do.

"Hey, hey, is it okay to talk about the rules? Haven't you heard a storytelling before? Don't you have to pay for it?"

"Storytelling, what's that? I thought you were bragging, and the pros were practicing here?" said one viewer boredly.

In the end, he made three gold coins.

"I grass, do you understand respect for art? These vulgar people, stupid human beings, I curse you on behalf of Shan Tianfang, Dongfang Shuo, and Guo Degang. ”

When Kong Mufeng was breaking his thoughts.

"Bang Dang ......"

A large bag of gold coins was poured directly into the basin.

"Thank you!" Kong Mufeng looked up and saw a middle-aged man in black looking at him and smiling.

"Talk to me. The man smiled and said,

"Where?"

"My home. ”

"Inside, big brother, I don't sell my body. ”

"Hey, big brother, being like this... Robbing people's men. ”