Chapter 148: I'm optimistic about you 9
This is really the operation of the dog, the green dog's thinking, this can also be imagined, it is a big man, not a woman, this kind of human flavor, once in a hundred years, it is really unusual for ordinary people, the thinking can be described as fresh to Qingqi, and finally reached the point of magic, can only give him one word: by.
There can still be such a thing, Situ Junshu, but he really wants to cry without tears to death, they are all immortals, don't do this, okay? It's not a nervous disorder, I regret it!
This kind of 'immortal' scoundrel will really be forced to become a psychopath, and suicide can also be used, and Nima's is quite well used, and the effect is also hateful.
Come on, it's really impossible to go now, if he really runs away regardless of it, the ghost knows if he will commit suicide, if he really commits suicide, but, looking at the current situation, it's really hard to judge, and it's really the first time I feel that my IQ is not enough, and I have to charge the phone bill.
"Come on, tell me, count me unlucky, I didn't go to see a doctor, I forgot to take my medicine on time, what do you want? But I have to warn you, you want to take the other way, you want to return the other way, you want to strip off my clothes, and then trample my face on the ground, it is impossible.
In this life, you don't want to be delusional, unless, you have the strength to beat me to the ground, then there is no way to do anything, there is nothing you can do, you can only slaughter it.
However, this kind of opportunity is too slim, I have to tell you, with this kind of thought, you can't threaten me, I'm a real man, otherwise I wouldn't be a father.
Don't think about it, if you really can't think about it, don't hurt others, other people's lives are also a life, they are all born by parents, it's not easy to raise them, your life, then you can control it yourself, if you live a long life, life is really meaningless, you still commit suicide directly!
But if you want to commit suicide, you can't commit suicide here, first of all, the feng shui here is not good, although the surface looks beautiful, but the inside is a dangerous place, the second question is, to tell the truth, it is really a matter of responsibility, this responsibility is too great, no one will take it, you go home first, right?"
The helpless Situ Junshu simply broke the jar and broke it, Nima's was really threatened, flew down in mid-air, put away the flying sword of the substitute travel, since it was already like this, then said jokingly: "I'm sorry, I'm a little excited to be threatened by you, and I digress as I talked."
Congratulations, you've succeeded, you don't have to die now, but time is really a bit urgent, there's no meat, you really can't squeeze it out, you can just say something, don't worry, bold, no problem.
It's simple and rude, just tell me directly, don't beat around the bush, you don't have that kind of cultural level, there is really no need for that, and you can't use good modifiers, and it's embarrassing to add to it.
From childhood to adulthood, except for sports, I dare to conclude that none of you will pass the exam, not maybe, but definitely every exam result is duck eggs, your father and your mother are tired of eating duck eggs, you are really unfilial!"
Nonsense, it's a bit too much, it's a dry mouth, and unconsciously, the invisible one suffers a little loss, you have to take it as a warning, you can do it once, but you can't have a second time, if you have a second time, it's too much to say, otherwise it's a fool's performance.
Situ Junshu took out a fruit shaped like a red Fuji apple from the storage ring, devoured it in two or three bites, threw the core casually, and suddenly realized that he instantly regretted it in his heart, which was an impolite move.
So he bent down, picked up the pits that had been thrown on the ground, and put them in the storage ring, and when he found the trash can, it was the most correct thing to throw them in the trash can.
Now it's different from before, it's out of the ranks of single dogs, and it's time to be a father, lead by example, and children's good habits are cultivated with fists and feet.
In the future, you can't do this in front of your child, just forget it this time, right? Anyway, you don't have to clean, but even if you don't clean, you can't do it, just wait for the recruitment, and the active type suffers.
The strength is not good, if he can, Liu Deyun really wants to break Situ Junshu's fifth limb, anyway, he is now about to become a father, there are men and women, the task has been completed, it is useless to keep it, maybe there will be troubles.
There is this part, it is an uncertain factor, maybe it will become a betrayer of love, keeping it is the bane, it is the source of all impossibilities, it will ruin happiness, how many happy families, are delayed by this thing.
You can be a father, it is indeed amazing, it shows that he is also combative, and having a child is indeed a kind of capital to show off, Liu Deyun still has a little envy in his heart, and a little regret, this is his own part of the credit!
Alas, you can't show it on your face, there's really no need for that, you can know it secretly in your heart, and you can't pay too much attention to him, otherwise you will be even more arrogant, maybe he will float, float to the ends of the earth, and forget what kind of birdman he is.
"There's a lot of nonsense, and now I found out that the hidden thing is really deep enough, it turns out that you are a chatter, you usually don't speak, you are pretending to be deep, it turns out that you are afraid of revealing the stuffing, and the words you say are smelly without a level. ”
Liu Deyun had a deep meaning, his face was full of smiles, but it was mixed with a thick contempt, and he said in a fluttering tone: "I'm walking in front, you are following behind, but don't play tricks on me, it's useless to play tricks, if it's useful, you would have fled a long time ago."
Special warning to you, take my words seriously, if I turn around and find that you are gone, I will no longer wipe my neck and commit suicide, I will change to another way, that is, seppuku suicide, this way is awesome enough, right?"
There is no way, they are already thinking about breaking their heads, and they don't know how early the brain cells have died, maybe there are brain cells that have not died for hundreds of years, and they have all died at one time today.
There is no expression on the face, it is hell to have an expression, that is also impossible, Situ Junshu with a dead face, like a soulless walking corpse, frosted eggplant, with his head down, as if he wanted to find money on the ground, like a turtle that has only lived for tens of thousands of years at a time, slowly following behind.
What kind of place is this going? I lowered my head and thought for a while, and when I raised my head, Situ Junshu found that there was a problem with the place he was going to, it turned out that Liu Deyun was going to take him to his cave, this kind of place, can you go?
Situ Junshu hurriedly stopped and said loudly to Liu Deyun, who was walking in front: "Wait a minute, stop first, there are some things that must be explained clearly, what place are you going to take me to? Could it really be to your cave?"
After listening to Situ Junshu's shout, Liu Deyun stopped, turned around and replied: "What's the matter, is there a problem? That's right, just go to my cave, is this problem very serious? Are you scared? I remember you often say: You are also a daring guy who is a master of art, should you really be afraid?"
"You must be afraid, what you said is not wrong, you still need to ask about this! You guy, it's already so late, men and men can't kiss or not, who knows what you mean by fighting? Maybe you're that kind of man, I'm afraid that chrysanthemums won't be protected. ”
Following the topic, Situ Junshu didn't know if he was really scared, or deliberately pretended, and said with a frightened face: "I said it, the legend says that you are not clear about that, and your father and your mother are also suspicious of you."
Because all the friends you make are male animals, and none of them are female, which is really exaggerated, even your pets and mounts are all of the same gender.
In order to prevent unnecessary troubles, let's talk about anything here! It's okay, you don't have to sit, you can stand, you still have this bit of strength, I'm still young, I can withstand it, everyone should understand each other! You can't be too selfish in life.
Just because I'm still young, the road ahead is still long? It can be described as a piece of light, I don't want to, just because of entering your cave, these inexplicable things, my reputation has been tarnished, the most important thing is that I have broken away from the ranks of single dogs, I am a person with a wife, repeat, please understand my feelings. ”
Liu Deyun smiled, laughed quite happily, his voice was quite hearty, at this time, his fainting subordinates woke up one by one, and the people who woke up may have found that their lives were still there, and they were not dead, they were all very happy.
However, when these people, it should be said that these people who have lived for the rest of their lives, are happy, they see that Liu Deyun is still there, dressed neatly, and the parts of the whole body are quite complete, and you have no missing dialogue, I am even more happy.
In front of Liu Deyun, keep a distance of two meters, all of them lined up and stood in line, and said in unison: "Hello young master, are you okay?"
Then, seeing that Situ Junshu was also here, all the people's faces changed in an instant, and their eyes were also different, if their eyes could kill, Situ Junshu at this time should have died countless times, and even his bones would have turned into scum.
At this moment, I believe that if Liu Deyun gives an order, these people will definitely be desperate, even if they can't kill each other, they will rush forward without hesitation.