Chapter 241: Father Song: My liver is going to break!
When Song Shuhang goes home, he will have to face Lao Lu. After drinking, Lao Lu's combat strength was definitely more than three times that of usual. Father Song rubbed his liver.
Shuhang, this kid is really, if he wants to go home, call him early, so that he can be mentally prepared. Now, it was only more than ten minutes away from home before he called, Dad Song was really defenseless!
"Then be careful on the road, and come up to say hello to your Uncle Lu when you get home...... Anyway, why are you so noisy over there?" Father Song held his mobile phone in his head and said loudly - he specially pointed out the words 'Uncle Lu', just to let Song Shuhang be mentally prepared when he came back.
"Haha, it's okay, it's just that the transportation I took back this time is a little special. Song Shuhang snorted: "Then I'll hang up first, and I'll be home soon." ”
After speaking, Song Shuhang hung up the phone.
Dad Song put away his mobile phone in confusion - there is something special about the vehicle? What kind of vehicle would make such a loud motor sound?
No, it doesn't sound like that. Does that sound like the engine of a transport ship that used to run in the river, or the sound of a tractor, which is now rare in the village?
Tractor? I'll wipe it, won't I? Father Song felt a chill in his heart, which made him shudder.
No, probably not. I usually didn't deduct Song Shuhang's living expenses, and Song Shuhang would definitely not be embarrassed enough to take a tractor home.
I must have misheard it myself - maybe it was an SUV that sounded like a tractor?
While thinking about it, Dad Song secretly looked at the BMW 7 Series car parked in front of his house.
Son. Don't come back on a tractor - or you'll lose your face.
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"Old Song, is it a call from Shuhang?" At this time, Lao Lu on the side made a wine gap. With a loud smile, he asked, "Is he going home?"
"Ah, yes. Shuhang, this kid, actually carried out a surprise attack, saying that he would be home in a while. the kid, Shuhang said that he would be in ten minutes, and you can prepare a few more things to eat!" Father Song shouted to Mother Song.
"Hey, you're coming back? Don't say it in advance either. Mother Song said with a smile, fortunately, a lot of ingredients were prepared to welcome Lao Lu today.
"Old Song. Where is your Shuhang now? Do you need me to let Tianyou drive to pick him up?" Old Lu Haha laughed: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Shuhang for more than a year, and I don't know how he looks now?"
"Ha, don't bother, God bless. The child said that he had come by car and that he would be home soon. Father Song laughed dryly.
And then. Father Song began to fight with Lao Lu desperately.
Ten minutes...... If you can. Father Song really wants to get Lao Lu drunk, so that no matter what car Shuhang takes to come, it doesn't matter.
Because he thought about it, he always felt that the sound of 'boom boom' was like a tractor, and he panicked in his heart!
It's a pity that Lao Lu is not such an easy person to get drunk.
Ten minutes passed quickly......
Downstairs, there was a strange 'thud, boom, boom' engine sound.
Song Shuhang, it's home!
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Song Shuhang was approaching home. found an unmanned corner and tore off the formation runes pasted by Bai Senpai on the tractor. The 'invisible' rune, and the tractor retreated from its invisibility.
Song Shuhang didn't tear off the other runes, otherwise the speed of the tractor's twenty or thirty yards was too urgent. Anyway, as long as the tractor shows its shape, it won't scare people. Speed is a problem, and when you get home, it's no problem to slow down slowly!
In fact, at the beginning, Song Shuhang wanted to quietly park the tractor in an open space near his home and not drive it home - because he was a little shy to drive this thing home. What's more, there is Uncle Lu at home. Song Shuhang knew that Uncle Lu and his father had a bad friendship, and the two of them had to compare everything and lose everything. If you go back with your own tractor...... I can't imagine that picture.
However, the meteorites and cloud mist people picked up halfway made Song Shuhang reluctant to cancel this plan. It's impossible for him to carry Senior Bai and the Cloud Dao people and drag a big meteorite home, right?
So in the end, Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, threw away his shame and discipline, and drove the tractor to rumble home.
In fact, if you think about it, the walk-behind tractor is also quite handsome.
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"Is Shuhang back?" After hearing the roar, Lao Lu got up from his chair and walked to the window with a laugh. He wanted to see what Lao Song's son had become after not seeing him for a year.
When Dad Song listened to the strange sound of 'booming and sudden' downstairs, the bad premonition in his heart became more and more obvious. He stiffened his face, and then followed Lao Lu to the window.
The two of them looked downstairs at the same time.
Under this look, Lao Lu and Song's father changed their faces at the same time.
I saw downstairs, Song Shuhang grabbed the handrail of the tractor with both hands, and the whole person shook with the movement of the tractor, looking very high.
Behind the tractor, there was also a large rock......
It turned out to be a tractor, or a walk-behind type!
Which play is this?
Moments later...... Song Shuhang parked the tractor in a chic manner!
"Haha, Lao Song, this walk-behind tractor driven by your son is awesome, handsome. I remember this thing I drove twenty years ago, a walk-behind tractor, tsk! Where did this antique thing come from? You can't even see it on the road now, right?" Old Lu pointed downstairs and laughed.
As long as he thought of his son's BMW 7 Series, and then the walk-behind tractor driven back by the son of the old Song family on the side, Lao Lu's heart was dark. With this stalk, he can be happy all year long!
On the side, Father Song's face turned blue with anger, gritted his teeth, and he couldn't wait to run down now, pressing Song Shuhang to the ground and pumping wildly.
The vehicle that this rabbit cub came back from was really a tractor, and it wasn't a tractor back. It was Song Shuhang who drove the tractor home in person!
What's more, it's especially hand-held!
No, Dad Song felt like his liver was about to break!
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Downstairs. After Song Shuhang parked the tractor, he picked up a figure from the edge of the driver's seat.
"There are guests?" Father Song's face softened slightly.
However, what is this kid doing with guests?
Just as he was thinking about it, Song Shuhang flipped over the back of the tractor again, and another person turned out on the side of the big stone - this figure is of a bad nature!
Dad Song could see that there weren't many clothes on the person who turned out from behind. In broad daylight, he was covered in red fruits. What kind of system?
I saw Song Shuhang grab it casually and carry the person behind the tractor to the other shoulder.
Then, he carried one on his left shoulder. Carrying one on his right shoulder, he staggered upstairs to his house.
"What kind of play is this?" asked Lao Lu with a puzzled expression.
Father Song shook his head, how did he know what was going on?
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Soon, Song Shuhang had already gone upstairs. There was a knock on the door.
Song's mother trotted over. Open the door.
As soon as she saw the face, Song's mother asked worriedly, "Shuhang, what's going on with the two people on your shoulder?"
"Hahaha, don't worry about it. Song Shuhang picked his left shoulder, where was Venerable Bai who was continuing to retreat: "This one on the left is my good friend, and I invited him to our house as a guest." As a result, he fell asleep on the way, and he fell asleep as soon as he fell asleep. I can't wake up no matter how much I scream. ”
"......" Mother Song glanced at Venerable Bai, why just can't she wake up. It's too heavy, isn't it?
Venerable Bai was hanging on Song Shuhang's shoulders as a whole person, and his long hair hung upside down and was draped down...... His hands hung weakly, and his legs hanging on Song Shuhang's back were still swaying with Shuhang.
You can still sleep like this, and the quality of this baby's sleep is really good.
Mother Song sighed and said, "Alas, give this girl to me." You're really, a little girl, and you're embarrassed to carry her up like this?"
Mother Song looked at Venerable Bai's long black hair, coupled with the fact that Venerable Bai belonged to a slender figure, she misidentified Venerable Bai at first sight.
"What girl? Ahem, Mom, Bai ...... Song Bai: He is a man. It's just that he has long hair, he studied art, and long hair is very common. Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said blindly.
Fortunately, Zhao Yaya was not a guest at his house at this time, otherwise she could see at a glance that Song Shuhang was lying.
"What, it's a boy. Song's mother suddenly looked disappointed.
She also thought that Song Shuhang had finally opened up and knew how to take girls home! She didn't expect that a year of college would pass, and this wood actually brought a boy home as a guest, blind!
"What about the one on your right?" Mother Song looked at the Yunwu Daoist on her right again, and she was startled at a glance - this guy looked a little miserable, his face was covered with blood, his body seemed to have been burned by fire, there was a smell of burning, and his clothes were still burned in tatters. However, the exposed skin is intact and does not look like a burn.
"This is an injury I picked up on the side of the road, and I looked at it, and he only had a flesh wound, but he fainted. I saw that he was not doing well lying on the outside, so I brought him back. Song Shuhang smiled kindly.
"You......" Song's mother pressed her forehead helplessly, and she was really helpless about her son's 'good person' attribute: "Shouldn't you call the hospital first at this time? What if you move your injury number and aggravate your condition?"
There is another point, which Mother Song didn't say -- what if she is injured and wants to blackmail you?
"Don't worry, it's okay. Song Shuhang said with a smile: "I also know this person, I will call his relatives to come and pick him up after a while." Won't get in trouble!"
"Yes, that's fine. Mother Song sighed: "Okay, stop grinding at the door, move them in." Put the wound in the room first, and your friend will be in your room first. ”
"Yes, no problem. Song Shuhang carried the White Venerable and the Cloud Mist Dao people, and when he passed through the hall, he could still say hello to Song Dad and Uncle Lu by the window.
Then, without blushing or panting, he carried the White Venerable and the Cloud Mist Dao Man into the bedroom.
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"Your family's Shuhang is not small?" Lao Lu leaned against the window and said to Song's father with a red face.
Carrying two people, they carried them upstairs in one breath, without panting.
"This kid just has brute force. Father Song smiled and said, "Anyway, has Song Shuhang grown up recently? It's a lot taller than what I saw last time."
"Go, go down with me and try your son's tractor. Lao Lu poked at the sore spot in Song's father's heart: "I haven't touched a walk-behind tractor for many years!"
Wanting to drive a walk-behind tractor is an excuse, Lao Lu is clearly trying to stimulate Father Song.
"You old thing, don't make a fuss. After drinking so much alcohol, I am not afraid of traffic accidents. Father Song snorted coldly.
"Afraid of birds, more than 20 years ago, I drove a walk-behind tractor with my left hand and a walk-behind tractor with my right hand. Moreover, I will drive to the side of the beluga whale road, what are you afraid of?" Lao Lu said proudly, and then beckoned to Lu Tianyou in the living room: "Tianyou, come and shake the tractor for me, let's drive it!"
Shaking the tractor? Lu Tianyou really wanted to cry at this time.
Father Song sighed, but he had no choice but to accompany Lao Lu down - he couldn't keep up, God knows what if Lao Lu went crazy and drove a tractor to a distant place to get drunk and crazy?
A group of three people went downstairs, and Lao Lu climbed into the driver's seat with an excited face, stroking the familiar and somewhat unfamiliar handrail of the tractor with both hands.
The years are unforgiving, more than 20 years have passed in a blink of an eye, and my son has grown up.
He must try a walk-behind tractor, although it is with the idea of 'poking at the sore spot in Song's father's heart'. But in fact, I really miss the feeling of driving a walk-behind tractor.
"God, don't be stunned, go to the front and shake the tractor!" Lao Lu shouted at his son.
Lu Tianyou smiled bitterly, grabbed the tractor's crank, then held his butt and began to shake it vigorously. When he was a child, he often saw Lao Lu rocking the tractor, so he was very familiar with this set.
Boom Boom Boom ...... Sudden protrusions.
The walk-behind tractor was started again.
"Get in the car, get in the car. You two go to the back, let me take you two around!" Lao Lu shouted excitedly.
Father Song looked helpless and climbed behind the tractor.
The corners of Lu Tianyou's mouth twitched: "I don't have to go up, right?"
"Phew, if you don't go up, if the engine goes out halfway, who will shake the tractor?" said Lao Lu angrily.
Lu Tianyou smiled bitterly and climbed to the side of Song's father.
"Anyway, what did Shuhang do with this huge stone?" Lu Tianyou looked at the stone and asked.
Father Song shook his head.
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Upstairs, when Song Shuhang was putting the Yunwu Dao people away and placing the Bai Venerable on his bed, he suddenly heard the sound of the tractor downstairs.
Song Shuhang hurriedly ran to the window and looked down.
Then I saw Uncle Lu sitting in the driver's seat of the tractor with an excited face, Father Song and Lu Tianyou sitting in the tractor body, and the tractor was slowly moving.
Song Shuhang's cold sweat broke out all of a sudden.
The rune formation that the White Venerable attached to the tractor, he only tore off the invisible formation. The formation of acceleration and friction reduction and drag has not been removed. This tractor can run 100 yards!(To be continued.) )
PS: Ask for a recommendation vote! This chapter is 4000 words, and the number of words is many, so the code is a little longer. I accidentally exceeded 12 o'clock again. Die long.