The first time I drank with Li An'an, I was very drunk, and I don't remember how it ended in the end, and when I woke up the next morning, I found who was on the sofa, and I still had a leg across my body.

The leg belonged to Li An'an, and she also slept on the sofa all night, on the small sofa, we slept on one side, her feet rested on my body, and I woke up in a position that was still holding her legs.

After discovering this ugly position, I immediately let go of her and quickly got up from the sofa, which also woke Li An'an.

She was confused, rubbed her eyes, and said in a very lazy tone, "What are you doing?"

"No, wake up! We slept on the couch all night last night!"

"Oh. She responded simply, but as if she was unresponsive, she suddenly said, "What did you just say?"

Her eyebrows furrowed slightly, and she looked at me tightly.

I said, "I said, we slept on the couch all night last night." ”

She immediately checked her clothes, and when she saw that she was still in good condition, she sighed and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I didn't lose my body." ”

"Damn, can you stop thinking about me dirty, I don't know how to fall asleep, don't you do the same?

Li An'an glanced at me, looked at the pile of messes on the coffee table, rubbed his nose and said, "I suddenly remembered something, we seemed to have a goodbye last night, is there such a thing?"

I was stunned for a moment, and my brain went blank, and it took me a long time to react, I am not the kind of person who can't remember what happened that night after drinking a broken pill, and naturally I still remember what happened last night.

At first, I had a good drink with her, and after a few cans of beer, we started to open up, and I told her some things about me and my ex-girlfriend, and almost told my own thoughts, as if I was still holding her and crying.

Then she comforted me, saying that she didn't cry or cry, that she dumped me as her loss, and that I could find a better one in the future.

Then I cried louder, and then Li Anan said, if I call her big brother, she will cover me in the future.

I don't know what's going on, so I agreed by the devil, and we really knocked three hundred and nine times, saying that we don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same month and the same year.

Then I called her eldest brother, and she patted me on the shoulder and called me second brother.

Then I hugged her and cried, I don't know where I got so many tears from a big man, she comforted me and said don't cry or cry, my eldest brother will find you a girlfriend in the future, and it will definitely look better than your ex-girlfriend.

It's really nonsense after drinking, and I just want to laugh when I think about it.

I pretended not to remember, shook my head, and said, "No, no, how can we make a bow?"

"Really, don't you?" the girl doesn't seem to have a good memory.

I said decisively: "No, what the hell are we swearing, you must have dreamed, dreamed of swearing with me." ”

She seemed to really believe it, rubbed her head, and muttered: "It's really strange, you still call me big brother in your dream, and I also said that I want to introduce you to a girlfriend, since it's fake, forget it." ”

Me: "......"

I knew it was true, why am I so stupid!

I said, "I'm telling you the truth now, is it too late?"

"Get out!" she glared at me angrily.

"Good Ratcha. I walked away with a sense of humor.

Li Anan finally cleaned up the mess on the coffee table, told me to take it out and throw it away, and went to the supermarket to buy some food by the way.

It doesn't matter if you throw out the garbage, I don't like to ask me to go grocery shopping, and I said, "Didn't you say that you should do the grocery shopping?

"Then you pay for it, I'll buy it, and then I'll come back and make it, as long as you can eat it. ”

I didn't have much money in my pocket, so I spread my hands and said, "Then I'll go! ”

Li An'an was also bold, and immediately took out a fifty yuan from his wallet and handed it to me, saying: "When you come back, bring me a pack of sanitary towels, you want to be comfortable and daily, remember, don't buy the wrong one!"

"What!?" I opened my mouth in shock.

"Can't you understand me?"

"You're asking me to buy that stuff for you?

"Is there a problem?

I have a black line, sure enough, it's her Li An'an, there is nothing she can't think of, this kind of thing actually asks me to buy it as a big man, and I am only roommates with her.

"There's a small supermarket downstairs, you can just go downstairs and buy it yourself!" I said.

"I don't want to go downstairs, I still have to take a shower, you go buy it quickly, don't be verbose. Ouch! my stomach hurts......" she said, and immediately ran into the bathroom again.

I froze in place, one head and two big, I didn't buy this thing, I had bought it for Chen Yi before, but at that time we were a couple, so I didn't think there was anything.

But this Li Anan and I can only be friends at most, so it's a little embarrassing for me to buy this kind of thing for her.

For the sake of her helping me out of the siege yesterday, and for the sake of letting me eat crayfish last night, I couldn't say anything, so I had to take the money and go out.

Today's weekend, there are a lot of people in the supermarket, and I usually don't like to go to the supermarket, and I usually leave when I want to buy something.

But in order to buy sanitary napkins for Li An'an, I stood under that row of shelves and hesitated for a long time and didn't dare to take a step, because there have always been women in it to choose, if a man suddenly breaks in, the feeling is like suddenly breaking into many people's women's toilets, how embarrassing it is.

I've been hesitating in that area, trying to wait for all the women inside to finish walking before I can quickly run in and get a bag and run, I've already planned the route.

It's just that it's not as good as I wanted! There are more and more people, and there is even a man in it.

The man was wearing a peaked cap, sneakily following behind a woman, I could only see the back of the woman, but the back was very good-looking, a waterfall of hair hanging down on the shoulders, the beauty was wearing a white pleated skirt, tall figure, round and slender legs.

The man had been following the woman, and I didn't know who it was, and suddenly I saw the man holding a camera and handing it to the bottom of the beautiful woman's skirt, and the camera was facing the scenery under the beautiful woman's skirt.

I was stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted, this is the legendary candid shot!

There are always some disgusting people in this society who like to take a camera and secretly take pictures of women in skirts, some on the bus, some on the street outside, and some in supermarkets and shopping malls.

Then I was satisfied with the photo and went home, but I didn't expect to bump into this scene.

I didn't hesitate anymore, and immediately stepped forward and slapped the big hands under the beautiful woman's skirt.

With a "snap", the camera fell to the ground, and the big hand quickly retracted.

The man looked at me, turned around and ran, and in a blink of an eye he was gone.

I picked up the camera, and the picture displayed on the screen was the scenery under the beautiful woman's skirt in front of me, the full buttocks and the deep ditch, which was so sexy that it made my blood swell.

At this moment, the beautiful woman turned around, and the moment I saw her, I was stunned!

I know her, she is the beauty I accidentally bumped into at the downstairs door of Brilliance International that day, and I have always been obsessed!