265, elephant, you poisoned!

Li Xiang pinched Dou Dou's fat little face angrily, pinched her mouth into a pout, and said with a smile: "I don't need you to raise your hand now, and besides, why do you always think that your brother's singing is not good? What do you think? How is your little brain different from that of the teacher, you are not as smart as the teacher, and the teacher thinks that the brother sings super well, what do you say is the matter with you?"

Dou Dou first knocked out Li Xiang's big hand of evil, and then said that it was because the teacher was too young and had not grown up, and the children who had not grown up, especially the little girls, would be deceived by the big boys.

Li Xiang asked the teacher who was standing quietly on the side in a daze: "Is this the case with the teacher?"

The teacher was stunned, Dou Dou whispered in her ear, and then saw the teacher nodding and saying: "Yes, pigeon, can you give the child a face Don't pinch my sister's face, she said it hurts." ”

Dou Dou hurriedly echoed: "Don't pinch it, it hurts." ”

Li Xiang: "Okay, okay, don't pinch it, Sister Xiaojing is here, can you sit obediently in the past?"

Who knew that Dou Dou was very dissatisfied after hearing this, and said angrily: "The Lun family is here to play~ not to sit obediently!"

She accused Li Xiang of why she took her out to play, but she asked her to sit still obediently! Is there any reason in this world~ How can you be like this when you are an adult~ Isn't this a lie to the child? Although the child paper is strong and loves to laugh, it will cry when it encounters grievances.

This is threatening Li Xiang that if she is not allowed to play to her heart's content, she will cry.

Li Xiang looked at this little friend Balabala speechlessly, showing a very excited look.

Beside him, standing and watching Dou Dou play with his mouth and be stunned, Gu Qijing was holding the prepared fruit plate in her hand, which was originally intended to be eaten by children, but now she forgot, because she was stunned, it was the first time that she knew that a 4-and-a-half-year-old child could speak so well, it was simply against common sense, could ...... Is this because there is a genius brother?emmmm~ Well! It must be like this, my brother is great, and everything about my brother is naturally great, including his little sister.

Li Xiang had a headache, and after letting Dou Dou vent his dissatisfaction in his heart, he stared at her with wide eyes, as if to see who would be timid and weak first. The baby's performance at this moment is super good, not timid at all, bravely glaring at the elephant Li, hum! The baby's eyes are bigger than the elephant's.

Li Xiang first shifted his gaze, looked at the teacher who was sitting obediently on the side and watched the show, and asked, "Master, do you think the same way?"

Dou Dou immediately skimmed his little head and stared at his teacher, although he didn't speak, he was telling his sister with his eyes - we are twins, and we have to deal with the big bad guy together.

The master blinked his big pure eyes, nodded his little head, and said succinctly: "O." ”

What does O mean, is it or isn't?

Dou Dou said to Li Xiang: "Look! The master thinks the same way. ”

Li Xiang took the fruit bowl from the stunned Gu Qijing, which contained sun-dried dried strawberries, blueberries, plums, cherry tomatoes, sliced apples, peeled sweet oranges, and freshly washed green Bodhi.

In addition, there are two bottles of Wangzi milk.

"It's okay for me to take you to play, let's finish these snacks first, can you finish it?" Li Xiang put the fruit bowl on the coffee table in front of the two little babies.

Dou Dou looked straight, salivating at the fruit plate, every food had to be seen clearly, after reading it all, he held his little head high, and asked Li Xiang in surprise Is this really for them?

How can there be such a good thing in the world, there is such a request, it is so happy, wow~ Huh, is the elephant a big fool?

"I, I, I can~!"

Looking at Li Doudou, a stupid child, he stammered happily, he didn't have the momentum of going against the elephant brother just now, he wasn't cute at all, there was no fierceness, only cuteness was left, and his big eyes were crooked.

It's just that just when this child doubted, sighed, praised, and rejoiced, a small hand had been stretched out on the fruit plate, and under the gaze of Dou Dou and Li Xiang, he grabbed a dried strawberry as if no one was around, put it in front of his eyes, looked at it, sighed, and stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it, oh, it was delicious, it tasted good, and grabbed a plum again, put it in front of him, and didn't recognize what it was.

Dou Dou was just about to point out that his sister was not righteous, so he took advantage of the young lady's speech to start first, and then saw that his sister was soured like this, and accused Li Xiang in a panic and said: "Elephant, you poisoned you~"

At the same time, I was glad that I didn't eat it first, it turned out to be poisonous~

Li Xiang: (#'n??)

"This is a plum. Gu Qijing said while pouring water for the teacher, and suddenly heard Dou Dou's words, his hand shook, the cup was not held steadily, and the bell fell to the ground with a bang.

Li Xiang, Dou Dou and Shishi looked at her together, and she hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

It's just that I was shocked by your family, is this how the daily life of the genius family is?

Li Xiang pinched the teacher's small mouth and said, "Quickly spit out the dried plums." ”

The master miserably spit out the dried plum that had not yet melted into Li Xiang's hands. Li wanted to wipe his hands with a napkin, then opened Wangzai's milk, inserted a straw, stuffed it into his teacher's mouth, and said, "Hurry up and suck some milk to drink." ”

"Poisonous, elephants are poisonous, elephants you are a bad egg~"

Dou Dou woke up from the shock, jumped around Li Xiang, shouted blindly, and instigated her sister to run quickly, not to mention not to drink milk, drinking milk will flush the poison into the lower stomach, and she will die~

The teacher was hesitant by this stupid child's words, and really didn't dare to suck Wangzai's milk, Li Xiang angrily reached out to catch the shouting Li Doudou, but was dodged by the flexible little meatballs, she jumped to Gu Qijing's feet, jumped there, continued to shout, and boasted that she was so smart and knew that the delicious was poisonous, so she didn't eat it, otherwise she would definitely have turned her belly now, and then she regretfully said that she didn't take care of the little teacher, and the little teacher was poisoned, hum, it's all Li Elephant, bad guy~If you call their little sisters, you will be beaten to death with a stick~

Shishi didn't feel poisonous, let alone that her brother was going to poison her, but now that her sister was talking like this and running away, her confidence began to waver.

Li Xiang hurriedly raised his hand and said: "Brother swears, there is absolutely no poisoning, hey no, what is not poisonous, there is no such thing at all, don't pay attention to your sister, that is a stupid child, stupid like a little pig, sour or not? Hurry up and drink some milk, hurry up, the teacher is the smartest, I like you very much, I don't like Li Doudou." ”

The master blinked his eyes wide, and that little distrust immediately disappeared, and obediently took a big sip of milk, and finally did not shed tears.

"You, why don't you like Dou Dou?" Dou Dou ran behind Li Xiang unconvinced and asked.

Li Xiang was feeding the teacher *** and said without replying: "Because you are a stupid child." ”

There was silence behind him for a moment, and then Li Xiang's ass was kicked, and then a giggling voice ran away.

Li Xiang stood up angrily and stared at Li Doudou gloomily. Now it's okay, there is a small footprint of Dou Dou in the studio, and now there is also a small footprint of Dou Dou on his buttocks, I just don't know which foot this unlucky child kicked it with, and whether it can be paired with the left and right feet of the framed footprint.

Li Xiang asked, "Which foot did you kick me with just now?"

Dou Dou raised his right foot and kicked it in the air, saying that it was a particularly powerful foot.

Wow, that's great, just the right fit.

Li Xiang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and immediately embarrassed, obsessive-compulsive disorder is really perverted sometimes.

Dou Dou stood far away and asked, "Do you want to eat Dou Dou?"

Li Xiang smiled, grabbed a handful of plums, and said, "I won't eat you, I'm going to feed you so many plums to eat, they are all poisonous, and they will definitely turn your big belly poisonous." ”

After speaking, I ran to catch the child, and the chickens and dogs jumped in the room for a while, Dou Dou was like a rolling meatball, scurrying around the room, ahhh

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