"Why didn't you tell me, who is your girlfriend?"

“... Don't you watch the news? Don't you care about me?"

"That's it, I asked you last year, you said you don't have a girlfriend!"

"I really didn't expect it to be a good year at the time, Mom, she's pretty good!"

"No, that girl is too thin, and she looks very squeamish..."

"I'm with her, and it's not you with her, you don't care if she's squeamish or not. ”

"That's not good, you have to find someone who knows the roots, the maid you introduced to Aunt Chen is very good, the family background is also clean, and she is also an actor, so she has a common topic with you. ”

"What kind of background is clean, what's wrong, are people from the black five categories? What age, and pay attention to this... Wait a minute, who are you talking about?"

"Ya, Tong Yali, do you know her?"

The corners of Lu Xiaoran's mouth twitched slightly: "I know, I have had with her... A few sides..."

Mother Lu looked at him suspiciously, and then instantly realized: "Have you been friends with her?"

“... What are your friends? Young people, you don't care..."

"Can young people sleep around? irresponsible? I tell you, you can't do that..."

Aunt Chen was very embarrassed on the side, and after looking at the good sister who taught her son to be addicted, she still decided to leave...

......

Xiao Luzi also had a period of romance!

Wuling is young in the east of the gold city, and the silver saddle and white horse spend the spring breeze. Falling flowers wander wherever they go, and laugh into the orchid restaurant.

This sentence is not very suitable, change it: standing like a Zhilan jade tree, smiling like the moon in your arms, going through thousands of sails, and not falling into the clouds.

Pan donkey Deng Xiaoxian, everything is complete, especially the donkey!

The so-called Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian comes from the words of Wang Po in "Water Margin": "The first piece, Pan An's appearance, the second piece, the big donkey's life, the third piece, it seems that Deng Tong is rich, the fourth piece, small, you have to be patient, and the fifth piece, you must have idle time." ”

In the same way, the women worthy of him: the first, the appearance of the sable cicada, the second, the shell-like tight, the third, the papaya, the fourth, the thin legs like a compass, the fifth, the wolf howling like a boat...

Fragrant red soft and tight...

I can't find it for a while, so what should I do?

Try a few more!

Anyway, it's on the shelves, a little wave...

Tong Yali happened to go to Beijing for a while to develop, a little girl of different races, and she didn't have a close friend around her, Lu Xiaoran spent a month to raid her, and then felt that the girl's temper was too bad, and broke up peacefully - I didn't contact her for two weeks...

Anyway, he ran the crew during that time, and he was not in Beijing, so he couldn't find it...

Well, that's probably how they broke up peacefully!

Bah...

In fact, think about it, Xianghong's soft and tight drum is just a fantasy, how can it be tight all the time?

Hold it up, it will grow big!

In fact, the main reason is that the personality is incompatible, Lu Xiaoran doesn't like women who are too strong, the maid is very strong, and even the posture is a female superior!

......

Lu Mingzhe, that is, Father Lu, glanced at Lu Xiaoran, who was changing the channel, and couldn't help asking: "When you go to see your father-in-law the day after tomorrow, you don't have anything to ask me?"

“... Aren't you my grandfather's student, he has long liked you, and then let you be his son-in-law?"

It means that you don't have much experience, so it's a fart!

"Then you have to understand a little bit about it. ”

Lu Mingzhe's old face was red, but he still said with a straight face: "People's first impression is very important. When you haven't met the woman's parents, their impression of you is only in the imagination described by your girlfriend, and they are still skeptical and skeptical. ”

"Hmm. ”

"So the first time I meet my parents, I really have to play 12 points of spirit, and if I don't make mistakes, I will basically be qualified, don't deliberately pursue everything, and in the end it will backfire. ”

"Hmm..."

"A man is clothed and a horse is saddled... Did you listen to me?"

"Listening!"

"Prepare door-to-door gifts, ask your girlfriend's parents' preferences, you must do what you like, see what your parents-in-law like in the future, buy what your parents-in-law like, and let your girlfriend refer to it. If you really can't pick it out, then add tea and good wine, and there are two boxes of 30-year-old Xifeng wine at home... No, Xifeng Liquor is too small, I'll help you get two boxes of Moutai tomorrow..."

"Do you want to bring two boxes of Brain Platinum?"

“…”

I can't talk any further!

"You prepare well, don't embarrass me and your mother!"

“... What does it have to do with you?"

"If you don't behave well, people will say you don't have a tutor!"

"Okay, I see, I'll look it up on the Internet later..."

Over there, Lu's mother is still regretting that her son didn't marry a dancer...

"I still think it's suitable, you see, it's good-looking, and she cooks a good dish..."

"But she's too strong!"

“... What's wrong with being strong? You don't have a woman with a strong personality to control you..."

Lu Xiaoran spread her hands: "Forget it, I'm good now, besides, you haven't seen her, Aunt Chen introduced it, do you think people are good?"

"And when are you going to get married?"

"It's too early to think about getting married!"

“... You've gone to see your parents, and you haven't thought about it yet?"

"I'm just starting out in my career, how can I have the time to think about this? By the way, I'll go out for a while, Xiao Lu and they have an appointment with me for dinner!"

“... Will you come back in the evening?"

"Of course!"

......

Xiao Lu, Lu Xing, and Lu Xiaoran are small, and they have kept in touch with him so far.

He is a gossip lover, and he likes to listen to gossip in the entertainment industry, and he has asked Xiao Luzi some secret things before.

No, I heard that Lu Xiaoran returned to Xi'an, and made an appointment with a group of Fa Xiao, gave him a pick-up, and satisfied his gossip desire by the way!

Let's talk again...

The main thing is that Lu Xiaoran is saying, they are listening:

In fact, the rock circle is the most chaotic, Li Yapeng's old lover Qu Ying, her old lover is Zhang Yadong, Zhang Yadong's ex-wife Dou Ying is the sister of the princess's ex-husband Dou Wei;

Li Yapeng's old lover is Brother Xun, her old lover is Dou Peng, Dou Peng is the cousin of the princess's ex-husband Dou Wei, Brother Xun once said that Dou Peng had a great influence on her, let her know what the true meaning of love is, and then the news that Brother Xun fell in love with the old lover of Dou Peng's cousin's ex-wife spread..."

"What?"

There are too many characters, it's a bit messy...

“... Anyway, their relationship is messy, you can taste it yourself, I can't tell, I can't check in!"

"In fact, the female stars in the past few years have all had the mentality of marrying into a wealthy family..."

"No, there is a wanton attitude of not compromising with society on the body of the person who plays rock and roll, which is very attractive to women!"

Lu Xingdao: "I'm also very uninhibited, why don't you introduce me to Gao Yuanyuan?"

“... I don't know myself. ”

Lu Xing was puzzled: "Aren't you very popular?"

"There's no intersection, I haven't worked with her!"

"Then if you know her in the future, remember to introduce me to her, and say that I am willing to marry naked!"

"What's that? naked marriage, naked marriage?"

“... Don't even know about naked marriage?"

A buddy next to him said: "Naked marriage is a simple way to get married without a wedding or even without a wedding ring... No, Old Lu, you're in the water, right? Is naked marriage used here?"

"I thought I was getting married with all my belongings... Didn't think about it that much!"

"It's not the same way to keep up with trends..."

“... Wait a minute, is the naked marriage you just said very popular?"

"It's okay, there are indeed a lot of young people on the Internet who are doing this now!"

"Really?"

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